N00b1513

I am on a Japanese game show,yet everyone is speaking perfect English for some reason,The host appears to be emperor Akihito.
For some reason the man next to me begins fondling my leg, so I said to the emperor "Excuse me,but it seems the man next to me is groping me" The emperor responded by saying"So? there is nothing wrong with that.".
I,being a completely logical teenage male, got up and beat the crap out of the man next to me. After I am finished beating him, Harley Quinn calls for the Joker over a loudspeaker. Man that was one stranger dream.