Ophelia's Book O' Fun II

My mom, Chris and I were at Disneyland. We couldn't stay long, but mom suggested we ride one last ride, the Pirates of the Caribbean, a family favorite since waaaaay before the movies. Me and Chris were like, "Yeahhh!". Mom said, that's in the French Quarter right? I said yes and we proceeded, but then she changed her mind and made us head back towards the gates to go home. I was like WTF. She said we needed to get back home, running out of time for something blah blah. I kept trying to reason with her, but she kept cutting me off and telling me to shut up. She wouldn't even allow me to talk.. so unlike my real mom. I started cussing her out, baaaad. I even said something that sounded like a quote from the Pirates movie, something about her being so rotten and foul that Hell spat her back out.

We ended up on a train, then went to a hotel and I was talking to some single parent about the cartoons that Chris watches that are also funny for adults, like Spongebob, Fineus and Ferb, the old Looney Toons, etc. That's all I remember.

Let me ride it next time Mom.. jeeez.