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    Egil and Gobs of Poo

    by , 03-27-2012 at 04:03 AM (614 Views)
    Been having alot of stress in real life concerning the arrival of our new bakery ATL. They used to be here as long as they wanted, then the3y said they had to "step up or step down", then they made them rotate from store to store every year, and NOW it's every 6 months. I've known Egil for 5 years, just not personally. Always seemed really nice. But our TL is a bit crazy, and I always kinda depended on having that nice buffer between me and the psycho. So now, every 6 months, who knows what we're gonna get. I admit, it's nice having a productive male around, seems to help temper the angry goddess when she has a bout of "I NEED A SCAPEGOAT NOW!!!"

    That said, the dream: Instead of a bakery, it was set in a room that looked just like the genetics lab from when I was in pre-med in college. Egil was there on his first day on our team, going from table to table, managing over some task. I can't remember what the task was exactly, but when it was time to clean up, there was literally, a ton of shit on my table. It was like someone had pooped into 3 bowls, then dumped them on my table. So I had to clean up 3 bowl-shaped poops off my table. But I remember thinking, I needed to clean this up and make a good first impression. I wiped off as much as I could with a dry paper towel (BAD idea) into the trash can. The biggest poop globs went into the trash, but the dry paper towel just smeared soooo much of the poop all over the edge of the table. I went to get some spic&span then woke up.

    On a side note, when the first real life day came where I worked with Egil, it went fine. I really did have to do alot of work and cleaning to be impressive, but thankfully, there was no LITERAL poop.
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    1. Alyzarin's Avatar
      Ewwww. >w<
    2.      's Avatar
      That's honestly a shitty dream.
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    3. melanieb's Avatar
      Somehow, this seems like the dream of a parent.

      Bad idea.
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