Ophelia's Book O' Fun II

Some non lucid dream fragments:

Danny had let me sleep in until 1:11pm on our day off and went to walmart to get some shopping done. But this walmart was a superwalmart fused with a central market. We did like we usually do and split up the grocery list to get things done faster (because he bugs me when we shop together in real life, makes me go too fast when I want to browse more. So I split the list up and give him the most mundane things, and I keep the few fun things for myself. That way we finish about the same time, and don't fight at the grocery store). We were having an all seafood dinner party, so I went straight to the seafood section at the walmart side of the store. I wanted to get scallops and calamari, but I wanted to look at what they had that was freshest for that day, so I let some people go ahead of me. When I was ready, no one would wait on me. There were like 5 people behind the counter but they were all busy with other tasks. I noticed twin old ladies working there, and I wondered if they had been working there since the dawn of time. One of them, instead of asking if I needed help, asked ME if I knew how to work their phone in back. I said Nooooooo, sorry. Another old, italian mama kind of woman offered me a sample of smoked scallops on a skewer, that were blackened with balsamic. I tried it, it was good, but then she disappeared. Pretty soon there were no more customers, and the counter was completely empty.

Frustrated, I went to the seafood section on the Wal-mart side of the store. Just as I approached the counter, Danny called my cell to see where I was and if I was done. I said I was on the wal-mart side and to meet me at the seafood counter, and that I had to hang up because my phone started to fall apart in my hands. This dream is soooo boring. I'm boring myself just typing it. I was met immediately at the counter by a nice guy, just as Danny approached. I told Danny about my frustrations at the other counter blah blah blah

- black eel spider that tastes like dried out gritty crab
- excellent guest service, the guy wouldn't give up until I got all the stuff from my list
- frozen tri colored calamari heads stuffed with (get this) "Phh Strep Seeds" What is the FUCK are those!!! haha
- a call form someone saying Natalie and Amy couldn't make it to the dinner party

That's all I remember.