non-lucid

i had a dream that i remember having many time when i was younger.

Me and two others walk into a restaurant. we get a table and order, but we don't eat. We get up and begin burning leaves with a black hobo. The hobo gets arrested, and we turn on all the faucets on the beer counter. Booze floods the place and the waitress gets pissed.

(i'm not sure if this was semi-lucid or not but this part never happened but i remember being so angry)
I change bodies. Now i'm someone else, and the group i had been with gets away. I follow the waitress into the dining area, and there is a kid with a hamster being a brat. So i hold up spoons that had holes melted in them (they burned my hands, or at least they felt warm to the touch) I tell him he could have ended up like the spoons, and asked him if that's what he wanted. He said no. So i cursed at him.

Alarm woke me up.

Had a dream i was going to a wedding for a girl i knew beck in High school. I hated her. the dream was very ramshackle, and the wedding took place in a museum auditorium. There also this mexican who kept trying to take my damn money, and a man obsessed with looking at narwhals. My mother was there blaming me for all the noise, and when i walked out of the building there was reporters everywhere.

glad i finally woke up

I know i had a dream last night, but as soon as I opened my eyes i forgot. Maybe it was that when i first woke up I was startled to find my wife's face right against my face. I spooked almost immediately after opening my eyes.

I can somewhat recall a medieval, or dark stone setting again, but that's it...

3 Nights ago:
I was in my old bedroom, at my parents house, with my wife. I was trying to get "Jiggy-with-it" when i was attacked by hundreds of baby mice. I tried to pull them off but they just kept coming i ran out into the hall trying to scream but they surged into my mouth. I could still breath, and i realized I was dream. I woke up, and sat up in bed.

2 nights ago:
There was something before this part but i cant recall it any more. I just remember there was something before I was enslaved, but it's fuzzy. All i can recall is that there was a group of us "slaves" being marched though a cold canyon passage. I broke from the chains and ran. I was wearing an old medieval style two part tunic/dress with bare feet. I managed to make it out of the canyon before one of our horse back captors realized i was gone. As soon as i left the canyon there was snow everywhere but it was not cold. I could hear the horse behind me, and i ran for a pond in the distance. It was no use. As the horseback man surpassed me he slid from his horse to knock me down. I fell into the snow, but immediately got back up, and tried to get away. He would not touch my flesh, or rather could not. I got the feeling that if my skin were to be bruised he would be punished harshly. It dawned on me that I was not going to be sold as a slave who did house work. I was reclaimed by my captors. I remember fuzzy, and then a dark room with a male. There was candles velvet, and silk after that, but i couldn't seem to focus on the dream. I woke.

Last night:
i cannot recall. All i remember is that it was similar to the above, but none of the people were the same, and there was no interest in my body. There was the need to walk down hallways though..

note to self: do not let crazy life hamper my progress. i'm tired of having to start over. dream from a few months ago that was semi lucid. i was at work and it started to tstorm. i remember being cal at firt but the parking lot was floding a litle. i had to move my car. i ran out side and lightning struck near me. i imediatly relised i was dreaming but i was stil so terrified i couldnt pull myself out of it. i made it to my car moved it up to the door of my work and ran back inside. i woke up. subconcious 1 : me 1. so out of 2 nightmares about storms or tornados i've gone lucid during 1 and lost it in 1. i wil win this fight

yesterdays dream was about sex old style video games like final fantasy and chocobo racing. Todays dream was about aliens world dominationg alians that my brother and i accidentaly set upon the earth. The button said "1 or 54".... oops my brother hit 54 and then we founf a girl traped under a house but she fel in love with an alien. then there was a giant set of bathroom things. A tooth brush electric shaver disposable shaver toothpaste....then i woke up

Interrupted by several FAs, and real awakenings I had one really long awesome dream. I'm not going to type the entire thing out, but the gist of it was: I was a mermaid. i went lucid a couple time becuase i was breathing under water, and at out point santa clause was harassing me, but i let myself slip back into the dream because it was just to fun.

last night i had 3 dreams i can remember. tough two only really stand out

I'm standing in a room with various cast members from 'All my children', 'general hospital', and 'The young and restless'. (my co-workers now officially have me hooked)We all began packing our bags because we had to get ready for a plot twist, and apparently this plot twist involved us saving my brother from what was left of the cast members. once bags were packed Jason and Sonny loaded all the bag on to a plane, and we all boarded. Apparently sonny is Pilot. We did some funky 'stunts' in a 747, and then went hyper speed.

I woke up for a moment grumbled a bit, and went back to bed this time remembering to focus.

I was in my parents living room. and it was nice outside. I walked over to the bay window in the living room, and watched some rain clouds roll in. Then i saw it. A tornado. I began to panic. I ran to the basement, and i was just about to open the door to the safety room when I looked outside. There were people! (my parents basement has one side that faces the front yard because of the way it was build on a hill. This open side is mostly windows and french double doors.) Behind the people, a water spout was frantically running in circles inside the pond but never leaving.I questioned myself, and walked over to one of the doors pulling it open. The people rushed in, but there was no wind outside."I'm dreaming" I yelled, and a black priest walked over to me. He asked me if I needed to pray, and I told him "no". I felt myself loosing the dream, so I rubbed my palms together. It came so naturally I hardly had to think about it. It was almost like I'd been doing this forever. I looked back up at the priest, and told him "I'm not going to pray you pig, but if you turn in to a Sexy Sister and come to my room I maybe able to accommodate you." Hey it was worth a try. I went up stairs, turned around through the foyer, and headed down the hall to my room. I opened the door. The walls were still pink, the floor still soft carpet, and my bed was still by the door (when i left my parents 2 years ago i remolded. I turned my room in to a pirate ship. It had wood floors, old yellow parchment textured walls, and my bed was in the corner opposite the door.) I flopped down on my bed, and The priest came up, closed my door, and straddled me. (best dream control lesson EVER!) He pulled off his shirt, and I lifted my hands up I tried to get rid of some of his "extra weight" since he was not the thinnest man, but that failed so I gave him some nice round tits. It was amazing. I gave a man BEAUTIFUL breasts. S-he looked at the door "Someone it coming" S-he got off me, and hid in my closet (which now had the doors I'd removed). I rubbed my hands together just in case, and my boss Amy opened the door. She said something i didn't understand, and left. I looked at the clock, the time was now "7:gg:gg" I though Holy Fuck sweet! so I pulled out my cell phone out, and it was "8:8g:gg" I laughed, looked way and looked back, and it was "7:34:gg" This was to cool. I tossed my phone to the side, remembering the She-male I'd left in the closet. As soon as I stood I began to loose things, so I spun in one circle as I walked to the closet, and my ream stabilized. I opened the closet, and S-he smiled, and pushed me back to the bed. S-he got back on my hips, and i relaxed...

bad move because i woke up... D: I've never done a Lady boy before...(or rather as it seemed "had a lady boy do me") i hate myself for relaxing! BUT IT WAS SO FSKING SWEET!!!

However I know Today is going to be a great day. I turned a nightmare into an almost sexy dream.... hells to the yeah!

I think my lack of dreams is coming from new sheets. I recently got a set of satin sheets as a gift to the wife. they are amazing, neither of us ever need to fight over the comforter, or the sheets, and they are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo soft. I think that maybe because i'm not used to the silk pillow, or the fact i have enough blanket to stay warm that i'm having trouble focusing...

Anyway 3 fragments. the first two were meh. I know the second was a work related dream, and i realized i was dreaming, and then promptly woke myself up. >.<

the third dream was a bit longer but i only remember bits of it.
The wife and i were in a house, apparently it was OUR house but it had more than one room *.* it was amazing! i had a bedroom separate from my living room. A friend from work was there, and her Ex. They stayed over and we ate popcorn. It was like a damn high school girls sleep over. FA, but i don't remember what happened Then the next Day we had too move. I was so happy you have no idea. we started packing and then the wife and my work friend left. The movers came, and i tried to text them but my phone broke and only showed the garble of text you get when you don't have a language installed on to your computer and you try to visit a web side in that language. I began to panic, and one of the movers, and to pulls me towards the bed. I looked at my phone, and read the garbled text again. I realized i was dreaming.

I woke myself up cause i heard the kitten. Alarm clock failed this morning.

In this dream i'm at my rents house. sept it we're outside on the far stairs (they are made of railroad ties pounded in to the hill side. I used to love playing on them), and it's not my rents It's an office building. I'm sitting with a man. We are talking at first, and then he starts telling me about his past. He hands me this scrap book deal, and as i look through i get teleported into another dream, His dreams. The man wanted me to fix something, and the dreams goes back and fourth several ties. I eventually figure out what i need to fix, and I'm in his dream...

alarm clock, stupid alarm clocks. I wish i didn't have to wake up in the morning -.- I want to know what i was doing, and What is in the Star room??!!! The star room held he key to fixing what ever it was :/

Two dreams about my job last night. Both of them were actually AT my job too. These dreams were a rarity, wherein they were normal. :O The only thing that set them of was in dream number two as i was dealing with a very nasty customer, 'Margaritaville' started playing on the speaker system. I instantly knew i was dreaming, but all i did was relax, and i lost everything. Arg i hate my job.. I've never had dreams where my brain actually used the layout of that unholy departments store. I guess i need to boost my RC's, and cross my finger they work next time...Assuming this wasn't a fluke lol.



Wasting away again in Margaritaville,
Searching for my lost shaker of salt,
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Not a lot to report as far as dreams last night. mostly just some fragments. One i can remember very clearly though and it was a FA:

I woke up and sat up in bed. i noticed the candle on the table was still lit, and walked over to blow it out. but the lid on the jar was sealed. i turned around to tell my wife, when i realized that a candle can't stay lit in a jar with the lid on.

I don't remember anything after that.


DILD Class HW:

<@puffin> 1) pick three of the above reality checks and explain the pros and cons of each.

Nose Plug: While very simple, and easy to remember sometimes it dose not work. Several people have stating passing a nose plug RC in a dream.

Location RC: This could work splendidly if you dream about the location you visit on a daily basis, but this would not work for me. My dreams take place in places resembling those from my past like my parents house, or my home town. I have not seen either in about 2 years so remembering to RC when seeing them would be nearly impossible since i never see them...

Reading RD: I'm sure trying to read a webdings book would be key number 1 that you were dreaming, however if you are so into your dream that you can understand the gibberish this RC would pass. This would also fail to work if there was nothing to read at your current location.


<@puffin> 2) why is it better to question reality everywhere, and not just when something specific happens?

Because you could be dreaming about something from real life, or having a FA. I once had a dream i was out shopping in my home town. I didn't even think to question reality because it was something I was used to. In order to really become aware you're dreaming you need to question everything even if the same thing happens at the same time every day like the mail man delivering mail..

Ok I didn't have a computer this morning so I had to quick type my dream Via my Phone. I finally have it retyped in a coherent way

I remember this dream being quite long. It was almost like a cross between the games My Horse and Me, and Resident Evil :/

The dream starts off about mid morning. It's sunny, and the sky is cloudless. I'm riding a horse through what seems like an endless field. I decided i want to go home and there it is. a Large house. The dream skips about, and all i know is that I'm part of a very large family, and we own hundreds of acres or land. The next this i know our family in in this feud with a similar family a few miles over.I run out to check my horse for some reason, and he's coughing up this blue puss like substance. It's coming out of his nose and mouth, and I'm terrified. I begin to argue with the family about letting my go to the neighbors estate to get help for my horse. They refuse, and I go it any way. When i get to the other families house they are nice, and takes me in to help my horse. Apparently when my family finds out they get pissed, because just as i got my horse settled into the quarantine stalls these post-apocalyptic soldier come in after me. The neighbors stable somehow turns in to a 15 story ware house, and the stable hand pulls me out the window and we climb up to the next floor. After this point there was lots of running and evading the soldiers. There were also these creatures like the above ground tremor things and a veloceraptor crossed. They were a fleshy tone and very wrinkly. They would sometimes be behind the doors we chose to run through, and we'd have to change out plans.

I woke up while being chases by some soldier AND one of the pink raptor things :/

Originally Posted by Waking Journal:

Today was good. I had fun at work, and i have the next three days off. I want to dream something very weird.

The one dream i remember from last night definitely was weird...

I was in my mother-in-laws back yard. I looked around, and noticed i had a fork in my hand so i started to pull her ChainLink fence apart like spaghetti. I got one section of the fence down before i looked up and saw me standing in front of me. I was then looking down at me with the fork, and the spaghetti fence. I got panicked, and jumped over the fence running into the house next door. I was screaming "Don't touch her or i'll kill you." I busted into one room, and there was a man reading a new paper, then another Me busted into the room next door, and came running out with a ton of hat boxes. The other me said something i don't understand, and then tossed a bouncy ball (like the 25 cent ones you get at the stores) into the room like a grenade. The lady who had been in the room folding cloths looked up, and made this horrified face as the ball started to break all the vases in the room. (there were a lot of vases by the way.) The other me started to apologize, and then the man came in and said the punishment was rape. I grabbed him, and pushed him over before running past him, and grabbing the other me. We jumped out the window into a more populated area, and preceded to pimp it up by collecting ladies we planned to have an orgy with.

I then woke up...That was indeed a weird dream...

Notes:
JILD Day 4 - I think I'm on to something.. o.O

Originally Posted by Waking journal entry:

Today was less than spectacular. It started off decent enough with no work. I got the apartment vacuumed, and even managed to watch about 85% of Inception finally. I MUST FINISH THIS MOVIE!!! after the wife came home we went to Nicks to see if he could diagnose the computer, and he was having his b-party. Some gun, and cake eating ensued, but then it was down to business. Turns out my mother board/processor are fried. FML I don't have this kind of money On the way home Daniel called, Her grandpap is in the hospital again. She wanted to know if i could work on my weekend off so that she could finish moving her stuff and visit him. I caved in. I don't want to go to work. the only reason i agreed is because i have no money and absolutely have to have this computer back or i won't be able to make more. Fuck having a home business. It's to hard. I hate my full-time job. At least i got cake.

Had 3 very vivid dreams. I remember waking up and going. "Woah for real?" I fail to remember the first two now though. When i woke in the middle of the night i should have at least jotted their subjects down. but no i just rolled over and said "bah I'll remember it." the third dream was strange.

I was standing in an isle way of a grocery store with a cart full of food, and my cousins husband, Markus. Markus has the baby-mans, Dylan, with him, but Dylan had black hair, and the weirdest beard. I remember at one point going "Baby's don't have beards, but my subconscious have me a vary detailed reason as to why he had it, and that it would go away. I accepted this, and the dream carried on. We finally got to the check out, and i gave Dylan the ice cream he wanted "Doodz" we're brand of Ice cream i thought but i ignored it. Then every time he ate i got money. Another cousin showed up and tried to take Dylan but i wouldn't let her, and then some crazy man with claw marks shaved into his head and just plowed right through us at the check-out lane.

Alarm clock went off. Sometimes i like my dreams better than waking up. I wish things would start looking upwards for me.


Side notes:
JILD Day 1- Nothing
Dream becoming increasingly Vivid.