Percy's Void of Thoughts

27.01.2011

A zombie turns me into Sailor Moon (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was lazy to write down all dreams, and from now, I am going to hesitate to post all my dreams recalled (specially fragments, work dreams, etc) and make my readers bored. I will only post dreams that are at least, decent.

I was with my wife in front of a house. The house did not look creepy at all, in fact, the garden of the house was very well up kept and the neighborhood looked high end. It was day and warm. I needed to enter the house and for some reason, kill some zombies (I do not play videogame nor watch zombie movies. My wife's Magic The Gathering favorite deck is a black Zombie deck. But she uses the zombies, so "they" are not against her. I was somehow excited and I was not afraid. As on most of my dreams, I was semi-lucid, but I did not care too much about it.

When we entered the house, we saw a big living room. I observed some steps on the side going to the second floor and some odd furniture in front of me. We walked to the middle of the room and we saw no zombies. I did not have a weapon and I was wondering how I was going to deal with my zombies. Suddenly, I hear the laughing of a kid. I told my wife, "The zombie kid has a chainsaw! We need to grab it." My wife walked around the stairs and the kid started to chase her, I was on the other side of the stairs. I pushed the kid and stole from him his chainsaw. I butchered his head. I want to point out these zombies were all gray and I saw little to no blood.

After the living room, we went to a few bedrooms. The furniture looked old school but nothing was creepy nor bloody. Suddenly, a zombie came out of a closet and jumped on my back, but my wife was able to kill it before it got to a bigger issue. We navigated through a few rooms. All the zombies were human shaped, no animals or abnormal monsters.

We got to the kitchen. Several cabinets were open and I was suspicious that we were going to suffer a ambush. My wife felt hungry and wanted to cook something. I told her she needed to watch out, for possible smaller zombies lurking inside the cabinets or something. I saw a cabinet that was full of stuff. I grabbed the chainsaw and placed it inside the cabinet, then turned it on. All I saw was a lot of pieces of white papers flying around. I felt that in the oven, a zombie could be hidden, so I turned it on, maximum heat. I relaxed as I did not see more thread. Suddenly, a zombie appeared from nowhere and jumped on me. The zombie looked like this (one of my Wife's zombie cards for her deck):







The face on the zombie, was extremely close as this one, however, he wore no cape and his whole head looked the same. The zombie was on me, however, I was not afraid. I grabbed a huge knife and started hitting his head, but the zombie did not seem to care. The zombie bit me on the neck, vampire style. I started to levitate, away from the house. My wife told me that I was going to turn into something weird or a zombie and I could never leave the house. I started to fly away but a odd barrier did not allow me to. A witch appeared from nowhere and told me I was cursed. She tuned me into Sailor Moon!! (LOL):







It has been ages I do not watch her. So I was surprise this turned around this way. On the own dream, I wondered why I was dreaming about this. As most of my dreams are semi-lucid, I only count as lucid my dreams with full lucidity. My wife liked me more as I am (for obvious reasons) so she though that killing the zombie who attacked me, would turn me back to my own self.

We entered the building again. I was not waking anymore, but levitating. My dream body was Sailor Moon's. I wanted to be ready for more zombies, but I realized that as I was bitten, they would not attack me now. I needed to go to the restroom, I saw that I was in front of the female's restroom, however, I entered it as I was in a female's body. I wondered if I would be able to wipe myself properly afterward, as I am used to the male body I had. When I got to the toilet, I woke up.