Pruzel's Dreams

A hurricane formed around my house. We were all in the living room at the time and we were in the eye of the storm. That is all.

I forgot yesterday's dream until I was almost asleep so here it is:
I was playing on my iPod with my nose. I was crosseyed while doing so, so I don't know what I was playing.
Here's last nights:
I had to many dreams so I will write one.
Homer from the Simpsons was in a small igloo with 3 underground rooms. There was two random people in the other rooms and his was to only one on the right side of the hallway. There was a big fat, drunk guy across from Homer so he left into the arctic. A few steps away though it was a sunny, bright plain with children playing and everything, wildlife. He ran over there and the was a kid with a laptop playing some kind of game. Homer pushed the kid away and sat down at the computer. He was playing a game where you choose to either play as a wolf, rabbit, bird, fox, or rat and you are in a really big forest here predators try to eat you, you have to find food, and you can unlock more animals like falcons, deer, etc. Homer played as a wolf but hunters kept shooting him, I watched him play from a distance and the graphics where amazing. I walked home and found out it was a brand new game that my best friend played. She told me how to unlock all the new animals and how you play. There is no lag and it's free.
I woke up though before I could start playing...

I haven't been able to remember my dreams in so long so I tried something new and it worked!

A crazy old guy was trying to teach children how to create mountains with their minds. He wasn't good at all his were crippled and just hills. He told the kids though that he was making small ones so the kids weren't jealous. The kids made amazing, tall mountains though on their first tries. The mans wife came out and told him sarcastically, "Oh yeah, your a great teacher."
I wasn't in the dream, he wasn't teaching me or anything and I wasn't the old guy. I guess I was invisible or something.

My sister called my outside to show me something and it was horrible. There was a net over the pool and there was a dead blue jay stuck in it. There was a beaten and bloody dead blue jay slammed against the roof. To make things worse there was a nest of 7 blue jays that just hatched and 3 eggs, one hatching. It was their nest. We picked it up and took it to school with us incase someone knew what we could do with it. No one even noticed us though so we found no help. I woke up after that, crying because I'm a giant animal lover.

1st dream
I woke up in dream and did 3 different reality checks and they all checked out I wasn't dreaming. I walked over to Pruzels cage and saw she looked lonely. I ran over to the pet store and bought an adult male budgie and took him home to Pruzel. They were instant friends and did everything together. I woke up soon though and she was alone sleeping.

2nd dream
I was playing minecraft pocket edition on the couch in my living room. I was yelling at it for a long time. My mansion in survival mode was being overrun by aggressive spiders and I kept getting defeated. I couldn't get my diamond sword back and more just kept coming! I woke up after my diamond sword was gone...

Finally I have had a dream! I haven't been able to sleep for 2 days!

I wasin a lodge right by a very snowy mountain getting ready to go out and play in the snow. This old guy, you know the sort, bald with a bit of hair on the sides, hair is white, wearing villager clothes came in. I was instantly teleported without the man onto a bare, stone mountain without snow. A loud voice from nowhere told me to destroy the stone so that it would be flat in the area. The world became minecraft(everything turned to blocks) for a few minutes while I destroyed the stone then I had to destroy some gravel too. After that the old man came and dug out a small hole and put some fake grass in the hole. 90 sheep came hurdling to get onto the giant cliff that was now suddenly above us.
I was told to take the elevator that magically appeared right next to me to gather up all 10 of the remaining sheep. They followed me back to the old guy and I saw that he had started a fire. He yelled "boo" and all the sheep jumped right into the fire and disintegrated. I then woke up.

Okay so if you have played minecraft then you have probably seen a terrain with little holes, stone, and water in the holes. F not then that's what they are.
Well anyways so I was in class and one of the kids came up to me. I was standing on the weird terrain thing I described earlier and she asked me if I wanted to see how she can walk without moving her feet. She can't run but she can walk like that. I said sure and she stared floating a foot off the ground and moving around like that! She got down and made me start floating around too!
I woke up soon after.

Well, I did just as the title tells. I was sprinting down the street with a big, metal sledgehammer. I chased everyone there, broke into houses and stores and chased the people in there too. Everyone had to evacuate the whole town.
I woke up after my dog turned into a human with a bigger sledgehammer and chased the evacuated citizens. Crazy night

This was my first lucid but I am so obsessed with waking up at 7 I couldn't hold it for long.
My dog was walking around in a big empty room and I appeared to be a light on the roof. She was wearing a sombrero. I realized I was dreaming because I am not a light and my dog hates wearing hats. I made her stand up on two legs and talk in a British accent, but then I had an urge to wake up and check the time.
I woke up and it was only 4:30am. I couldn't fall back asleep for the rest of the night.

We were in class and we were doing math. After that it was game day in gym and our teacher said she would show us a new game but its a secret. At gym the teacher showed us a new device and we all had to input our names then it would scan us and create our level. After we each put in our names it started buzzing and we were teleported to a very long room with a bridge across a deep ravine. I was up 5th and my best friend was up last (27th). Most people got an extremely windy bridge and 3 of them fell to their doom.
My bridge had quickly rising lava and was very unstable. I managed to get across in time though. More windy bridges and more deaths of my classmates until my best friend. She didn't have wind or lava so I was wondering what her challenge was. She started hitting the air and screaming "They won't leave me alone!" She eventually got so fed up with these hallucinations that she jumped off the side of the bridge. But there wasn't a deep ravine. It was shallow and just painted expertly to look deep. I jumped down there with her and helped her out. She shook her head until she told me that "they" were gone.
We got back to class but there were only 17 of us. The teacher took out Ooccoo from the legend of Zelda series. But Ooccoo had open, red eyes and told us that she was watching all those challenges and she thought that every death was funny. She said that Ooccoo Jr. would have made it past all those challenges in a snap. But the last thing is that everything she saw was in black, white, and red.
I then woke up after maybe 5 seconds of being lucid at the end there making myself say "I think I have to wake up for school."

My teacher was giving the class a grade K spelling test but the sheets we wrote it on were the answering sheets. She told us not to cheat but it was hard not to. The text looked like someone had used a pair of scissors to etch it onto a desk or a wall of some sort. THe paper was 3 meters by 3 meters and it was designed to have a beach in the bottom left corner for about a foot then the rest was a forest/jungle except for a wonderful meadow and a big, beautiful mountain.
After some time I heard monkeys calling to one another, it confused me. Then, right before my eyes all my class mates and my teacher turned into monkeys and ran off into the jungle that appeared behind me. It was the same one from the page and I was then left alone on a platform bobbing around out in the choppy waters just off the beach.