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    Attacked; TotM

    by , 06-07-2014 at 10:12 PM (592 Views)
    The Family Feast

    I was at a dinner table with my family. I must have been little, because I was sitting on a dictionary as a booster seat. I looked around and my grandpa was there. He passed away about 5 months ago, so I knew that I was dreaming. I did a reality check to confirm. I decided not to stay here, so I walked out the door and flew away. I decided to go and find James, using my house method as before. Well, suddenly I was interrupted.

    "Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukin!!!" A girl screamed out from below.

    "Huhh??" I thought. That was unexpected. I flew down from the sky to investigate.

    Suddenly, I was being attacked by a woman with a HUGE knife. The surprise caused the dream to destabilize and
    I woke up, dammit.

    Task of the Month

    I was at home, when I noticed an alarm going off in the dining room. I looked at the time - 5:50pm already? No...it couldn't be. I did a reality check - dreaming. After being attacked, I wasn't in the mood to find James anymore, so I decided to do the Task of the Month. I couldn't remember exactly what it was, but I did remember reading someone's entry about repeating what their DC said, so I decided to try that one.

    I walked to the living room, and found my target: my friend's girlfriend.

    Me: "Hey"

    Her: "Hey"

    Me: "Hey"

    Her: "...Sup?"

    Me: "Sup"

    Her: "...HEY SUP WHATEVER"

    Me: "HEY SUP WHATEVER"

    Her: "SKLJSLKSD" *speaking in tongues*

    Me: "SKLJSLKSD" *speaking in tongues*

    She caught on to what I was doing and twisted it, the little bitch.

    Her: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YYEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS," she moaned.

    God dammit

    Me: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YYEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

    Her: "Oh my god! You're SO INAPPROPRIATE, Zukin!!" She yelled and stormed off.
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    Comments

    1. DawnEye11's Avatar
      Lol x D That's hilarious.
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