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I remember going downstairs to see no one but my baby brother shuffling through papers. Naturally, I'm distraught and confused on how he even got down there! I pick him up and the dream fades..

I was invisible crouched over the edge of a counter in an unfamiliar dark kitchen.. Hudson, my brother was to my left. I was doing my best to scare/hurt him.. I eventually trapped him in an oven. Called him Hitler. And he started shouting German..

Later he came back with a weapon and a thirst for vengeance! I ran...

*I also remember lanie and another girl water sliding down a sidewalk

I wanted to go camping in Mexico with clay and some more friends in the summer.. I was getting ready to go and I asked my mom if I could go, she said a definite NO so I threw a little hissy fit and got super pissed. Grandma (Dad's mom) came up from the downstairs and walked thru the living room..

I found myself running up and down an endless stairwell.. (JUST LIKE INCEPTION!!!) I was running from someone.. I go back up behind them and grab their neck and say "Closed loop." Then I throw him over the edge. I am also naked..

Mom tries to walk me back to school but all I have is an umbrella to cover myself.. She then takes me to a washing place and insists I've been here before.. I wash my shirt and pants.. Then I wait for them to dry... But.. Then a woman that works there comes up to me and presses a button.. Then it makes a loud noise and starts drying as she walks away I try to nervously explain how I "Must've forgot"

Then I'm in a hotel.. I see an old man sitting at a desk, I can only see the back of his head.. Another man walks in with sacks of groceries and sits down in a chair next to the other man.

The first man asks the other to "Check-In" his items.. The other one stands up and says "You're not a man! You're just a machine built to...???..."

Throughout the course of the dream I am continually trying to get ready.. At one point my mom just "gives-in" and lets me go to Mexico... I get texts from Clay "I have the guns ready.." and "We wrecked the car..."

This dream is all because... Right before I went to bed.. I asked.. "Mom, Clay is thinking of getting a camping thing going for the summer, could I maybe go.."

She promptly responds..

"No way in hell am I going to let you and a bunch of other teenagers alone in the woods together.."

I went to bed, depressed.. Thinking about how much "fun" I'd have playing Global Agenda and Champions online all summer in six months...

I was with Hudson and we were downtown, I had our wheeled chair and I was using my "spinning" technique to get around places fast.. I remember going back home for a minute to charge my phone. I then ended up atop a hill in the chair.. I rolled down fast.. Too fast! I tried to use my feet to slow down but I was barefoot! I ended up back on the front porch and saw my phone charging on the second step... This is odd because there are no outlets around here..

I then ended up opening the door and seeing Shandy, Lanie, Melissa, and Hannah. Shandy gave me some math of his to do and I took it.. I kept closing the door because I didn't want anyone to see the house.. Everyone left except for Hannah.. I was on the toilet and the door was open.. I got up when I realized she was still in the house and tried to close the door by pulling on the towel bar but it fell off, so I quickly grabbed a towel and covered myself before she came into view I then sat down when she came into view and she was puzzled by the towel.. I shut the door..

I remember going on some sort of trip.. I decided to work at a convenience store there. My job was to take candy brains into the bathroom, dip them into ranch (which there was a pool of in the urinals) then put them in salads and drizzle the salads with ranch.. Strangely, I ONLY remember doing the first part of my job (dipping candy brains) I had trouble doing so though, because there was some sort of fight in the bathroom, I felt in danger so I left the bathroom ASAP..

When my boss complained at me for not doing my job, I calmly explained to him the problem in the bathroom. He said he would take care of it and he did.. Although I never saw what happened..

I am then handed a wal-mart sack full of candy for another job.. I see Kali, Paige and what I think is Lanie sitting at the booth next to my boss and I..

"Ryker, you're the candy guy?"

I promptly answered "Yeah" as I was walking away..

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I then find myself entering "Dave's" (Our local convenience store) I go and sift through the stand in the middle that has salads and stuff, I find something I want but then I realize I only have 3 pennies.. I would feel bad walking in then leaving, so I casually stroll over to the door then I spot sun chips (love 'em) I take the Harvest Cheddar kind and then I go to get a fountain soda because I realize.. Mom sent me on my trip with 50 dollars, and I made 15 in "tips" at the other store.. So I decided to buy those for a dollar each..

As I am walking to the back of the store.. Dream fades...

I had a dream in which for some reason my ex-youth pastor, Adam. Had a daughter. I was at my high school in the "market" area. Liz and a few others were behind those red roped connected by poles. I asked Adam how his daughter was and he told me she died of "butt-cancer" I told him how sorry I was..

Also, Will Paige gave me a hug and told me some stuff. I said that "Christian science class was easy, 'Because God made it that way' hahaha"

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I was in a line with Melissa squeezing her boob and I saw the people at the front of the line, (celeste and someone else) were trying to logon to frontierville. I said "If you can't logon to facebook you cant logon there,"

Spoiler for Grossss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

Disclaimer: I have not idea how this got to my mind but all I know is that it wasn't on purpose..

I remember wanting to **** my mom in the hallway, hudson was sitting up in bed and could see so I closed the door. It reopened.. I took her to the living room shepard did something and I wanted to continue but she said "The baby's cries first!" I was angry and left..

Spoiler for Gross AND Weird!!:

I found myself walking toward a building for a "sex" competition with fat chicks.. I walked in and saw an older large woman typing on a keyboard "Are you the secretary?" I asked "Yes" she said. I then preceded into another room and looked for the contestant, two other guys where there two, I was rejected. Angry, I lunged to feel up the secretary and then I was kicked out...

I keep having this dream where I discover a hole in the crotch of my brand new jeans.

I remember my mother telling me to go outside and play in the rain. I argued that I'd look silly and if I saw someone I knew I'd be embarrassed.. Anyways.. I ended up frolicking in the front yard. Until Paige, Kali, and Lance walked by.. I froze until they were out of sight. There was about half a foot deep pool of water covering the entire surface. And the rain was soothingly warm? It wasn't very well lit either.. At the time I was sort of obsessed with Paige..

-Kali
-Paige
-Lance
-Rain
-Dark

I was at an odd skating rink, I remember Kyla was given a whole bunch of movies on her new xbox 360 that Adam and Liz had given her, I see 2 babies (maybe dressed in pageant dresses like on tv before I went to bed) Adam is choking up because he had to leave us and so I gave him a hug, eventually we left, I grabbed my shoes from a pile and went out the door to dad's van, he complained how everyone was too friendly, I realize I have someone else's shoe along with my own, I ask dad "are we coming back?" No reply... So I simply toss the shoe out the back window...

-Green Shoe
-Adam
-Skating

From this point on I will do my best to tag/catalog my dream signs and note anything that "stands out" in the dream at the end of the post.

[/Note to self]

I heard a noise coming from the downstairs, someone comes up the stairs, it's david! In a panic I restrain him. He explains that he killed someone and needed a place to stay, I understood and accepted...

I feared the noises outside that I heard, I look out the window and I see two people in "scream" masks and dark robes.. Later it is revealed that these are merely two girls...

Going down a spiral staircase in a hotel with some people I am holding back close behind me because I am dizzy as I walk down. I then find my self in a room where Adam is sitting in a chair and some woman is across the room. He is under house arrest.

I see a drawing of his of a farm that he is apparently on, I also browse through his facebook pictures to see a model of the farm... I lean over to give him a chair hug while saying goodbye and we are both clearly upset..

CHEAT SHEET: Adam is a youth pastor with whom I am very close and he has recently been let go..

I was in the back of a truck, driving down a long road.. My black dog jumped out the bed and tried to catch up with me. "STOP!!! STOP!!!" I shouted to the driver. The dog summoned one last burst of energy and lept straight into the bed from 50 feet away!

This night I only had 3 hours of sleep, so my mother allowed me to stay home. When I got up I decided to sleep on the couch instead of my bed.. After a good long while... I finally decided to go back to sleep..

I lay down and suddenly I get that Sleep paralysis rush... Lucid attempting time I think.... So I open my "dream eyes" and I see a couch... But not ours... It's the loveseat.. I KNOW I'm not sleeping on the loveseat right now

It's very hazy and I have trouble keeping my dream eyes opened... I have A LOT of trouble moving my dream limbs.. It fades away...

-After I wake up again I instantly close my eyes and enter SP again.. The exact same thing happens to me.. Eventually I find myself somewhere... I have trouble remembering exactly where.. I do an RC (Finger through palm) but it doesn't work.. I do other things like try to Jump super high and fly but that doesn't work either.. I remembered "Spend your first few lucids getting used to the dream world.." But I had know idea what to do... How do I increase vividness?

I was traveling down a seemingly endless highway at night and suddenly there was a barrier in the way. I found myself sitting on something within the barrier.and there was a fire in the middle. Something was in the way of my view so I leaned over and saw George W. Bush....

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I remember having to hop across some stones in a swamp to reach some kids house...