Rawracookie's DJ

At some point in here, I think I wake up and want to write down the dream but go back to dreaming. Not sure if it was a false awakening.

I start in a world where I am a super hero. It is me and Je. vs some enemy. I shoot icecicles. At some point during the fight, I miss fours shots. The icecicles clump together and rotate like a videogame powerup. I get it and have the ability to make a creature of water to help me fight. It defeats my enemy. Me and Je. start going to our base to pack up and leave. Somehow we have trouble getting to our base.

I am at the far end of my street with Je. We are walking to my house. For some reason, I reality check. The breath doesn't flow very smoothly when I do the nose plug. At first I think I'm dreaming but I doubt it. I do it a couple of times and acknowledge that I am dreaming. My breath flows smoothly through my pinched nostrils. I now see Je. as a dream character. I still ask him to come with me to my house. I then remember to stabilize my dream. I fall to my knees and feel the grass. I smell it and taste it. I remember appreciating the vividness. It seems very bright. Usually it is fairly dark in my dreams. We begin walking towards my house. I think, "I sure wish I was home." We are teleported to Je.'s house. I think "No, no! This is the wrong guy's house!" I fiddle around trying to get outside through Je.'s relatives. I then think to teleport again. I start trying to go to my house. I then think of my college and my first major lucid goal. I wanted to get a specific dream character to follow me around and remind me that I was dreaming. I say, "I wish I was there." I visualize it in my head. Me and Je. are transported to my college (or a caricature of it). I am in the cafeteria. I steal some food. It is some gravy slathered meat (aw, yeah!) between two buns. Yum. I decide it is easier to spit it out than swallow it. I end up on the floor bored/sick (wtf?). A voice reminds me of my goal (I don't know if the voice came from anywhere).

I leave the cafeteria to the hallway in some inky black darkness. I have some trouble. I am now some weird dragon thing. I eventually lift my tail out of the inky black fog to find some sort of imp clinging to it. I desperately try to get it off. I eventually see Je. I make it to the room he is in. I find myself holding a miniature dragon with an imp on its til. I ask Je. how to fix it. He tells me to rip it's head and tail off. I do so and throw them back into the hallway. The I throw the body into the hallway. At this point I am distracted. We so stuff for a bit. I eventually go in search of the dream character. I decide to try to teleport. I close my eyes. I open them to see "the void." I remember to dream spin. I am teleported to somewhere else in my college. At this point I become distracted. Je. and me start being involved with our earlier superpowers. There is another dream character of significance. I don't remember what the three of us did.

I am following a girl who is my wife (lolwut?) around in an open market. At some point I turn some music on my phone and stick it in my pocket. This transforms into me next to Je. in a grocery store. There seems to be an electronics section next to us (lolwut?). Je. is looking at some smartphone in a box. I see a box that says something to do with AT&T Uverse (the TV service my family has). Something to do with being able to pause live TV on the set top box. I remember it listing the screen sizes of "3:2" and "1:3." Real TV is "4:3" and "16:9." The TV I would need this for is a 4:3 CRT. I pause to consider this. I feel my phone playing the music (and vibrating because it is playing loud). I try to turn it off in consideration of the people around me. I have trouble. It shows low battery. I select reboot. I think about how turning it on again will waste power. I look up to see Je. going towards the cash registers. I run towards him and try to rip the outer casing off to take out the battery. I think I wake up for real at this point.