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Me,Chris,Alec,Troy and KJ are all getting prepped for a big space mission that seems like its a suicide mission.We were in a big space station that was on earth that looked like something from the future everything was chrome and digital.Alec kept saying we're screwed and I have a family to care for. Chris went over to him smacked him up a little and told him to get a hold of himself. Chris looked at me and said so whats going to happen? I said "Here's the plan we're gonna go up there head to the mother ship and raise some hell and if your not down for it you can leave right stat now!" They all got up and loaded the guns they had. The gun I took off my back was black with red flames going from the barrel of the gun to the butt and had the word Hero scratched into its side . Chris had a pretty good looking gun too his was ice blue with a lightning strike going down the barrel. Chris must've been in 2nd command and I must've been captain cause me and him looked different and our guns looked different from the others. We took an elevator up to the 3rd floor. From there we walked on a bridge connecting the space station to the ship. I looked to my right side and saw the word ArcadeH370 printed on the side of the ship. We got inside and strapped ourselves in. The ship was much like the Normandy from Mass Effect 2 as a matter of fact it was the Normandy. The station counted us down and we launched up into the air. In a matter of seconds we were in space.

A hologram of what looked like Ronald Regan popped up on the window in front of me. He said something that everyone understood except for me and logged off. I got out of my seat and walked to a briefing room. Everyone was already in there so I decided to just get down to business. I said something about meteors and cloaking devices and we started going over how to breach the mother ship. Thats when a loud bang echoed through the ship. It knocked everyone off their feet and a siren started going off. I yelled out Computer whats happening?! A digital female voice came on and told us not to worry it was just a meteor. I ended the discussion and we all walked to the front where there was a giant window that made a half circle around the ship(think of an imax movie theater). The scenery was amazing there were so many stars and planets that all I could say was wow.

Another loud bang rumbled the ship and I became really suspicious I yelled out Computer?! and the voice came back on. All it said was I have detected an anomoly. Right when she said that a huge alien looking ship warped into our view. The whole ship looked like it was made out of a giant asteroid and it had metal tentalcles comming out the back of it. I told everyone to prepare for battle so we ran to these seperate doors. I pressed a button and the door closed and seperated from the main ship. I was now floating in deadspace in a pod shaped thing when Troy told me to press the trigger to activate my jet. I pressed it and the pod instantly morphed into a fighter jet. We all formed into a squad of jets and I was in the front. We were heading to the mothership that was attacking ours when it suddenly turned to us. I said Holy Shit split up! But it was too late, the ship shot a beam that completely destroyed troy kj and alec's ships. I yelled Chris and KJ into my mic but I got no answer I then yelled Troy and Alec and heard some alien type language.I then said Pull back now!! but the ship's beam then aimed at me and sliced my jet clean in half.

A siren went off and the screen I was looking at kept saying AIR TANKS DEPLETED! ENTIRE CREW K.I.A! I put on a mask that was stored in a glove compartment and ejected from my jet. It shot me out pretty fast and threw me into space right before the laser destroyed the remainder of my ship. The shockwave from the blast hit me hard and made me go deaf. It also broke my air tank so now I'm spinning in space deaf with no air tank. I finally stopped only to see a gaint piece of burning metal tunneling toward me. I got so scared I woke up and couldn't go back to sleep.

I got home from long day of school today and wanted to take a little nap(it turns out that this "little nap" lasted for a long time lol. But anyway before I went to sleep I decided to try an expirement I wanted to do. I put my iPod on shuffle and fell asleep. I woke back up in my second period class it was just about time to go and I was walking downstairs to my locker with my friends Alec and Chris. It was cloudy outside and the hallway was pretty crowded. I got to my locker and kept hearing random songs in my head. Soon enough I was singing them outloud. Alec and Chris looked at me like I was supposed to be noticing something(THIS WAS LIKE THE BIGGEST HINT I COULD EVER GET!)They went their seperate ways and I was walking back upstairs when I saw a little freshman being jumped by a bunch of seniors. The seniors were wearing clothes from like the 90's and they all had hoodies and shades on. I walked up to them and ask them why did they do that to that defenseless kid. One guy wearing a big chain that he probably took from the kid walked up to me and said "Just to get A rep."One of them had a phone that was playing a familiar beat but I just couldnt get my mind on it. They walked off and now I was just standing in the staircase with the freshman.The freshman came up to me and asked me a stupid ass question so I pushed him into a wall.

Thats when it clicked to me(my iPod probably shuffled to the song Just to get a rep by gangstarr!) I yelled yes it worked! really loud but then I stopped because I wanted to make sure I knew I was dreaming so I did a nose pinch(for the first time) and it worked!(woot) I looked around and decided to continue with the story of the dream so I went looking for the group. I walked into a bathroom and found them all near the sink smoking weed. I made it seem like I had to use the bathroom so I went straight into a stall. After about 2 mins I came back out and walked toward the group. I didnt want to just start fighting them so I took it easy and went to the sink to wash my hands. There were bags of blue weed in it and it looked kind of freaky. I wiped my hands off with a towel that had a naked picture of Megan Fox on it and saw the leader with the chain standing next to me(it turns out that he was guru from gangstarr!). I thought to myself and said this is my chance I tapped him on his shoulder and he looked at me like he was about to beat the holy hell outta me. I asked him the same question I asked him when we were in the staircase. He looked at me and squinted his eyes and before he could even answer me I punched him square in his face. He fell and I stomped his head into the tile floor. It made a dent . I faced his lackies and they were all looking at me astonished then to my surprise the actual song came on(not really the song it was more like an instrumental) I cracked my knuckles and they all began to run at me. I ran at them a did a classic dropkick to knock them all down. I picked one guy up and power bombed him and broke his spine. Another guy came up to me and he looked alot like kid cudi. He still had a blunt in his mouth so I palmed his head and did this crazy magic hand thing that left him lifeless on the ground. I took the blunt smoked it then shoved it in his face. I was completely kicking all there asses until I finally saw all of them laying in agony. I was about to walk out the bathroom when guru grabbed my ankle. I was about to do this crazy move I saw on Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon until he said Why did I do that to him and his gang. I bent down and said "Just To Get A Rep." I then took his chain and smashed his head into the floor(much like those puches superheroes do when they punch the ground and make a crater in it ) I walked out the bathroom and stopped a kid from going in. I said "Dont go in there for at least 45 or 55 minutes!" The kid looked like he really had to pee so I let him go. Thats when I woke up.

Cant wait for all your other dreams!

lol the title pretty much explains it all, this dream was really weird. i was in this big room, like an auditorium, but without the seats and stage, just the shape and downslope. i was with a class, we were all in the room with a teacher, i think the teacher was female. in front of me was this giant projection screen, i mean ENORMUS screen, where the stage would normally be. projected onto it was this picture of a throat, like a tunnel. the assignment was to hit a golf ball into the projection lol, to try and make it down the throat. we were all hitting these plastic golf balls, they were everywhere, and i kept hoarding them lol. i don't remember actually swinging any though. i kept going to the side of the room, where there was a wide pathway downstairs, to another auditorium. this one had seats, and people in it. i would slide down the polished floor on my butt, but i kept suddenly turning left hitting someone, a girl. i kept having to say sorry lol, and then go back up the other side. thats all i remember

I woke up and felt really hot and noticed that it was a fine summer day. I walked to my bathroom like I always do and washed my face. I looked in the mirror and noticed that all my hair was gone I yelled out Holy Shit! and my friend Chris came in. He asked whats wrong and I said Dont You See This! Someone cut off all my hair last night when we was partying! He let out a big laugh and said Dude look whats in your hand. I looked at my hand and saw a razor with clumps of black hair in it. Chris walked out the bathroom laughing his ass off and I was just staring at the razor wondering what just happend. I looked back in the mirror and saw a dirt road(I dont know why this didnt trigger my lucidity ) The sky was blue and the clouds were popcorn yellow. I said wow and yelled out Guy come in here and look at this!. The mirror started to sway towrds me and away from me until it finally got enough momentum to touch my face.The mirror went back to its original position and then suddenly enveloped me inside itself and now I was actually in the mirror

The dirt road was still in front of me and the clouds and sky were changing colors every second. I turned around and saw the mirror it reflected my bathroom in every way from the shower curtains to the toothbrush holder.
I touched the mirror and it was goey and sticky and some of it got on my finger(much like that part where neo touches the mirror in The Matrix).I wipped it off and faced the road again. I started walking down the road when the word Elsewhere kept popping up in the sky in different colors and fonts. A little freaked out I started to run really fast faster than I normally do. The road just kept going and going until I finally reached a pole that had two signs going the opposite way the sign on the right of me said Either and the sign on the left said Or. I said ahh what the hell and it echoed. I slowly walked into the Either path when I woke up.

finally got my big book of dreams filled to the brim time to write.

i forgot all about my online DJ and I am sorry DreamViews

July 10, 2009

FIRST LUCID I EVER RECORDED!! WOOT!!
The Conduitzone Warfare 2


Last night I was playing The Conduit&Killzone 2 with my bros and I was anxious to watch the Modern Warfare 2 trailer again and I did before I went to sleep, its funny how things like that can work their way into our dreams. Lets Begin.

I was flying a helicopter in third person into a urban area that looked like a destination in Modern Warfare 2. It was low on fuel so I had to land in the very suspicious area. I got out now in first person and drew my gun out. It was very high-tech and had a radar that could scope out enemies up to about 50 yards away. I approached a blown out house and crouched down. The radar on my gun didnt pick up anything so I went in. There was a corner I had to turn to get into the building so I stopped and crouched again. The radar on my gun picked up two targets, I turned it off and slowly turned the corner hoping no one was there. Fortunately no one was so I moved on. The hallway I was walking down led to a research lab. I entered the lab crouched down and completely silent. I finally came up on a soldier that looked alot like a soldier from killzone 2. I stood up and he spotted me, I shot him up before he could even load his gun. I took some of his stuff and moved through the lab. It was fairly dark in the house so I just kept walking being as stealthy as I could be. I came upon a weapon cache and restocked my weaponry, I turned around and saw a killzone soldier's big red eyes staring right at me. I shot him but he just kept looking at me. His eyes started to get closer so I unloaded on him. Nothing seemed to kill him, and his eyes just kept getting closer. Thats when I decided to just shoot him right in the face. He finally went down( yay! ) and his eyes turned black. But, a red circular item on his chest started flashing. I crouched over him and saw the item. It was a bomb and it had 2 seconds left on it. There was nothing I could do except say "Crap !" It exploded and knock me off my feet and I slammed into a wall. I fell to the floor when I realized "That didnt hurt one bit!" I knew I had to be dreaming so I got up and looked at my hands. I had a sixth finger on my left hand and instantly knew I was dreaming. I tried to keep my cool so I rubbed my hands together and everthing became "real". I picked up my gun and continued to sweep through the house. I finally came up on a group of enemies in a very wide hallway some of them were Drudges( from The Conduit) and some were Killzone soldiers. I said " Hey!" They all turned their attention to me in an instant. I then said "Looking for me?" They all loaded their weapons and pointed them towards me, In my mind I said " When they shoot me it wont hurt at all." Then I said outloud " Come and get me! " They fired their weapons all at once and I braced my self. To my amazement the bullets didnt even hurt it just felt like a bunch on puppies teething on me. I let out a big laugh and began walking toward them.They started saying classic game quotes like " Dont let Him get any closer!", " Kill Him!", and " Were not ready to guit." I grabbed a grenade out of my pocket and threw it at them. It expoleded and killed most of the enemies there some were still alive but were on the floor trying to crawl away. I didnt even bother trying to finish them off so I just moved on. I finally made it to the exit door of the house, I closed my eyes and said "There will be a huge boss on the other side of this door." I opended my eyes and I woke up in my bed. So happy that I had a lucid dream I instantly wrote it down and went on about my day.

this one starts outside, i don't know where, its sunny out. me, my sister, my stepdad, and my mom are all standing near a bunch of trucks full of red dirt, or maybe it was brick dust, i dont know. we were all planning to steal some of it to cover something up, which just happened to be buried right next to the trucks lol. they start shoveling the stuff out, im standing a distance away, doing something. i then grab a different type of shovel and bring it over to my stepdad, who is doing all of the shoveling. i hand it to him, saying something like "try it this way, it'll be easier...". he takes it and is unusually happy about my idea, praising me a lot. my mom then says something to him, calling him "tuck", which is not his name. i think in the dream my stepdad and my mom were just starting to date or something, and she got his name wrong. i was calling her a dumbass in my head lol. then the story changes, my mom and sister go into a building, but i don't go with them, i hear them talking inside. then, after a small memory gap, im inside a very old fashioned house, and my stepdad is getting his temperature read by some sort of antique thermometer held by some old guy, theres someone else in the room too, i don't remember who it was though. it looked like a small rectangular box with a fan inside, and a wire going into my stepdad's mouth. then, they get him a real digital one, just in case the antique was wrong. thats all i remember, i had to wake up with an alarm.

July 8,2009

The Cops The South And The Family


I was being chased through the woods by the police on my magic carpet when i spotted out a lady and her daughter ahead. I stopped in front of them and told them to hop on. They didnt ask any questions and got on. The police were comming up on us so I decided to get high up in the air. When I tried to pull the carpet up to get higher it shook a little and hovered only inches from the ground. I started to panick so I started to yell at it. I said "Cmon you stupid household item get higher!" I tried to pull it up again and it didnt work. I turned around and saw the police only feet away from us. I turned back around and said " We're doomed!" The llady's daughter crawled up in front of me and whispered something to the carpet. It began to shake wildly and rumble like a jet before take off. I knew it was about to shoot up into the sky so I told everyone to hang on. As soon as I said that the carpet let out a loud "BLAST-OFF!!" and took off into the sky. We left the police in the dust as the carpet swerved past the trees until it finally got above it all. It then stopped shaking and smoothed itself out in the sky. We kept flying in the air until we made into a clearing in the woods. I told the carpet to land on a big bown patch of earth which from above looked like a target for skydivers.

We all got off the carpet and went our seperate ways. I walked until I came up on a familiar looking loghouse(it turns out it was my uncle's house). I went inside and my whole family was there. They welcomed me as if I was gone for a long time. After all the greetings I went back outside, I lookd up at the sky and noticed the moon was pearly white and really close. I looked down and saw a big dark field in front of me. I could've sworn somone was looking at me on the other side of the field but I shrugged it off and went back inside and my sister&brother said "What were you looking at?" I must've said something off the wall because they started laughing at me. I said whatever and then I woke up.

Sup
Normal dreams are black
Lucid ones are blue
Nightmares are red
Dream Fragments are in purple

Lets begin...

July 7, 2009 6:12 a.m
Spirit Week


I was in my school's gym sitting on the bleachers in front of my old friend Jonathan. For some reason, I was holding two bottles of blue lotion that had "GOOD STUFF" writtin on it. It seemed like I was in the middle of spirit week that happend a couple months ago at my school. My teacher Ms.Vargas who is pretty hot, my old friend Chernise, and some random girl were dancing in the middle of the gym. I turned around and looked at Jonathan and he had a pervy face on . I then got up and walked past my old friend Eric and he gave me a good noogie. I walked to my best friend Keith and gave him something and walked away. I then turned back around and gave him the two bottles of lotion I'd been holding. I walked back to my seat and saw Ms.V, Chernise, and that random girl singing. Then some very loud voice said "Shake it out now!" {sexual content} thats when Ms.V, Chernise, and Random girl took off their shirts and shook their tits out. I clapped and Wooed until i got my fair share of entertainment in and looked up to the ceiling. A Number started to appear where I was looking and got bigger and bigger. I think it read 5:00 and then it started to beep. I woke up and realized it was my alarm clock telling me its time to go to school.

So, I just started using a MILD technique in hopes that it will fit my personality a little bit better. Last night was my first "night" using the technique and here are my results.

I did not go lucid. I woke up two times and both times I could remember my dream. The first time not much actually happened so I only jotted a few notes down to remember it. THe second dream was a little bit easier to remember and a bit more interesting.

Two friends of mine, friends I'll be seeing shortly, were exploring this gigantic barn at, what we said, was my wifes parents new house. In the dream they had relocated. I can remember the building vividly. It was gigantic and brick and had this gigantic barn next to it. Anyways, everything is covered in gigantic drifts of snow so we have to stumble over to the barn. Once we get inside we start poking around. In the middle of the barn we see a pile of stuff that I assume was the left over stuff they brought with them when they "moved" in the dream. And then in the corner of the building is another stack of stuff. My friend, Lawrence, walks over to that corner and sees a PS3 sitting there with a pile of discs on it. He asks us a question, "What all games does he have?" and I shrug. He starts reading off the games and we realize they are games for a different system. For whatever reason, at this point in the dream, I vividly remember thinking about a friend of mine that passed away a few years ago. He loved video games and was only a kid, 17 or so. I walk over and tell Lawrence that we probably shouldn't poke around in here without telling the family that we showed up. He agrees so we go tromping back to the front door. And then the dream skips and we're walking back towards the barn with my brother in law. I ask him what he thinks of the new place and he answers: "I wouldn't pay this much for it. But it's nice." and that's really the last thing I can remember.

The MILD technique is much harder to do. I keep forgetting at points and it's frustrating me. But, in the end, I think I need a more applied technique. I've found that all of the things I dream about are things I think and worry about all day in real life. For example: my two friends in this dream. We're having a party this Saturday and I've been excited for it for the past week.

Wish me luck guys.

France

Somehow, my grandmother decided that she wanted to go the France. However, she didn't want to go to Paris until mid February. France was bordering my backyard, so in the night we snuck in to the Border Patrol Station, and we showed them our passports. My brother (who in real life doesn't have one) drew all over his, and they still let him in.

Fragments

• I was eating in New York with some political figures.

Andrea's Grandpa, My Grandma

I'm at Andrea's grandfather's house visiting him with her. I vaguely remember how we got there, I saw Christmas lights on some houses on the way. I don't know if we were walking or riding in a car. On the way to the door, she tells me that he's a dirty old man!! (I doubt anyone in her family has that capacity, they're all really sweet people.)

We go in and hang out with him, which I don't really remember, but on the way out he gives me a big hug and kiss on the cheek and tells me I'm welcome any time. I don't remember any bit of him being a creepy old guy. I'm standing on the porch and I look down the street and realize that my grandma lives like five houses down from him. I ask if he knows them and he says yes, he even went to see the house when it was up for sale and he saw their bed and liked it so much he got one for himself! Suddenly, it's urgent that I get to my grandma's, so I leave Andrea on the porch and run down the street.

I walk right into the door to my grandma's and go into the kitchen to see her. She's smoking a cigarette which is bizarre because she's never smoked in her life. She stands up to give me a hug and she's wearing a shirt that's kinda blousy and had little pockets in the front near the bottom that each holds a pack of cigarettes!!! Andrea walks in and I introduce her to my grandma and we go into the living room. I see on the end table a ring that turns into a bracelet the second time I look down at it. It has jewels all over it and there's a big Mickey Mouse in the center of it, all jeweled. It's really sparkly and there is other jewelry on the end table as well, but I can't remember exactly what. I just knew that Andrea would love looking at all the sparkly jewelry.

Casino Coin Push

I'm in a casino (again). I think I was on an elevator and I got out on the casino floor. I have a twenty dollar bill in my hand and I am looking for a change machine. I come upon a change machine and find another twenty dollar bill and a ten dollar bill sitting on top of it. I stick them into my pocket. I make my change and look around for a machine to play. I turn a corner and find a strange version of the coin push. I put my coin into a little flippy thing and it flips over to the other side where there's another bank of machines just like the one I was playing. My coin fell off the side and I tried to go grab it but I woke up.

The Dog With the Strange Butt

So I think I'm going door to door selling something. I'm at some sort or run down house and I don't see that anyone is home. I see this dog in the yard and he has a big problem with his butt! He's a bulldog and he's facing away from me but he's got his mouth hanging open and he's panting with his tongue hanging out. I get a little closer to him and see that his butt has a huge tear in it right underneath his tail. I can see through his body to the other side out of his mouth. Then a little girl comes to me and says that he needs some help. I figure this dog will die soon if he doesn't get to a vet!! The dog doesn't seem like he's in any pain, though. We go in the house to call a vet or something and the little girl's dad is home and says not to bother with the dog.

Working at Pier One?

I'm behind the cash wrap at some home furnishings / greenhouse-ish store. I'm trying to ring someone up on my register and it stops working. Maybe I ran out of register tape. Then the girl next to me is trying to ring up a guy who wants a Pepsi. Her register isn't working, either, and the manager (who is Sherise, my old manager from when I worked at Hollywood Video ten years ago) tells me to hurry to the fridge and grab another Pepsi!!! I told her I was already on my way, which I was, and then I get caught up in helping some people find a dresser they saw in one of our newspaper advertisements.

Hamsters!!!

This is a fragment... I don't know where I was, but there were like twenty, or twenty five hamsters. I am sitting on the floor with all these hamsters... and some of them have little outfits on!!! I'm worried that I haven't hamster proofed the house and that they will crawl under the baseboards and get lost in the walls.

Jurrasic Park Pond

I'm in the woods. I think I'm either chasing someone or being chased. I'm running down this really muddy trail. I get distracted by this pond on my left hand side. It's all mud up to the edge of this pond but the water itself is crystal clear. I'm barefoot. I dip one foot into the pond and when I pull it back out the part of my foot that was in the water is all green! Like just a dull mossy green... like that styrofoamy stuff that you put silk flower arrangements into.

I think that's just wrong, so I walk down the muddy trail some more and find another pond. I'm thinking this is just a forest full of these little ponds. I go up to this one and it's deeper and it seems like something's just off about it. For whatever reason, I just get all the way in. It's kind of like a pool because as soon as you walk to the edge of it, the mud just stops and it's deep, there's no way to just wade into it. I see a fence to my left and my sister's in a lawn chair sunbathing. She flips out when she realizes I'm in this pond and tries to get me out. I crawl up on the side of the fence and look over the fence to see these strange dinosaur-like animals. They're reptiles of some sort, brown and almost blending into the mud. It feels like they would kill me if they saw me, so I try to be really careful and get away from the fence.

I think I woke up and then went back to sleep so I could finish out this dream. Next thing I know, I'm at my parents' house and my sister is trying to explain to them where we just were and my parents don't care, in fact, they make her give them like $100 and tell her to leave. Somehow I have one of the creatures in a plastic grocery bag and I take it to the driveway where there are fires going all in the backyard and I set the bag down in a fire to kill whatever's in the bag.

This was my most bizarre dream in a long while... other than the killer bugs and the army scavenger hunt.