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    #155. Shopping

    by , 09-26-2010 at 05:43 AM (802 Views)
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    I'm switching to the five star system for a couple of reasons. For one thing, it allows you, the reader, to know which of my entries are skippable (ie: this one). For another, I'm sure it will aggravate the person who keeps one-starring my entries. You know who you are.

    I hate clothes shopping. Also, "blonde" isn't in my browser dictionary. Weird.

    09/25/10



    I need some new clothes for job hunting. In this frame of mind, I find myself in a moderately high-end clothing store in a mall. I'm looking along the racks on the wall, and I've found what appears to be a genuinely horrifying purple-striped dress shirt. It seems fine within the dream, though. I pick up a pair of pants or two, even though they're brown and probably won't fit properly. I've decided that this store has shirts that fit really well, but I usually buy my pants at another store. I pick up another pair of jeans and head over to the changing rooms.

    "Doors are unlocked, right?" I ask the salesperson behind the counter.

    "What?" She looks up. She's blonde, early twenties, and has her hair pulled up into a ponytail. She looks me up and down, seemingly confused about something. I've probably switched genders in the last five seconds or something.

    Time skip. I've finished trying things on. Now I'm looking at shoes.

    Somebody get me out of here.

    Scare Factor: Through the roof. (1/10)

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    Comments

    1. Serenity's Avatar
    2. Mzzkc's Avatar
      Someone has been one-starring your entries?

      Is it Req?
    3. Requiem's Avatar
      Who is one-starring you?

      You should draw more pictures. They were pretty good.

      don't panic

      Is it Req?
      Is that me? I didn't do it.

      I'm going back to bed.
    4. Samael's Avatar
      You're pretty high up on the list of suspects, Req. Though that's mostly for calling me "it" a couple weeks ago.

      I figure it's just someone (or a few someones) who dislike me somewhat. It doesn't bother me all that much, but I am curious. I can't expect to go around saying "Hi, I'm Satan!" without a few detractors.

      As for the drawings, I'm working seven days a week right now, and getting ready for a move on top of that. I'll keep drawing whenever I have time.

      P.S. Mzzkc, how is it that you can read my mind?
    5. Mzzkc's Avatar
      P.S. Mzzkc, how is it that you can read my mind?
      I didn't implant a chip in your brain, if that's what you're thinking.

      <.<
    6. Samael's Avatar
      You do like to find new and interesting ways to heighten my paranoia, don't you?
    7. Mzzkc's Avatar
      Think of it as a favor.
    8. Requiem's Avatar
      Sam... kid, listen....

      You joined after me. You could be anybody. Your presence could be a response to my joining.
    9. Samael's Avatar
      Aw, Req, did we hurt your feelings?