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There were these three strange tiny creatures that lived at the base of a tree in our yard. We took care of them. One of them was quite elderly.

Pewdiepie had a weird mechanical pig made out of plastic, and one day it escaped from him and sped off down a highway. He chased it, and it led him to an apartment building. Inside, a man with dredlocks was begging. He handed Pewdiepie a costume which would make him look exactly like the vagrant, complete with dredlocks.

There was like this international frisbee match, and my mother and sister and I were sitting in the very top row of the bleachers. It was the end of the game, and the players were just fooling around. I decided they needed a standing ovation, so I stood up. Soon everyone in the stadium was standing and clapping. And I remember saying to my sister, "Look at what I made them do!" I was so proud.

Then we discovered the eldest of the three small creatures had disappeared, though we guessed it had only died of old age.