Cities in the Astral

I am needing to bring my recall back up, so I used a voice recorder to help me remember my dreams last night. In some parts I know it is a dream, but do not have that moment when I would seize true lucidity, even though I had intended to. So many missed chances!
-I am in a night club and go into the bathroom but the light does not work. I find the urinal but am concerned this is sort of a seedy place and I need to be careful (thought- just a dream don't worry: did not pull full consciousness, missed chance). I go outside and it is night time. I do not see my car where I think it should be. I see a blue Challenger (mine is red) and people are near it. A couple members of Motley Crew are over there, I some how know (missed chance). I do find my car but it is not parked in a marked stall; it is in the middle of a lane (missed chance). I notice I feel very drunk! I stop and evaluate my perceptions. I do not feel normal at all! (missed chance) I wonder that I do not remember drinking and why did I get trashed if I have to drive? (missed chance). Suddenly cut away view of many cocktails on a tray and it represents earlier in the night (missed chance). I consider sleeping in my car, but do not want to be arrested. maybe i could pull it around to the back of the building. cut away and view of back side of building (missed chance). No I should not get in the car at all because I am barely functioning and having trouble focusing (missed again). I wonder if there is a restaurant i could go eat in and wait to sober up? I get out my phone but nothing makes sense and the internet is all screwy (missed). Oh hey, there is a restaurant right there and I can see a waitress through the window (was not there a moment ago= missed). Find out it is not a walk in place but a drive through (was not a moment ago= miss). Oh hey, a Mexican walk up place next door (suddenly? miss). I can not figure out the big overhead menu, I seem so messed up I can not read (miss). Maybe it is in Spanish since I am in Nampa a town 16 miles from my home of Boise (why am I at a bar in another town? miss). Maybe I could drive home drunk? It is a straight shot down the freeway. Cut away to view of route home (miss).
In bed with red head I would never be in bed with (miss) and I am eating a giant cucumber (miss) but she wants me to put it away. I say I am going to eat it real quick and crawl to hang over side of bed. I peel it with my teeth and it is all drippy. Some how this morphs into me chewing on a very hair thick rat tail like thing. Thought- don't mess up my dream, imagine it is say her arm, seems more like a tail but pretend and move close to the girl, yes an arm, there it is (failed to pull full awareness so I could go on a lucid adventure-miss). Now we are walking through airport doors. We have been in Denmark (why across the world with no back story?(miss) For some reason we had needed to get married to avoid legal troubles but not wanted it annulled.
-out drinking with my sister and the bar is on other side of overpass. We will need to run along the freeway under the overpass (really?-miss)When it comes my turn to go I get down and see I will be with in inches of cars if they come, and I can see headlights. Better hurry. I run but the sheet I am all wrapped up in might trip me (sheet?-miss) I get through and there is a fenced off area blocking my way back up. I worry a police might see me so I crowd into a corner and put the sheet over me like camouflage. I can tell a wild cat is rushing me and jumps onto the sheet all angry making growling noises. I make grunting noise to scare him and flip the sheet at him. I actually wake up physically making snorting noises.
-Golf scene I need to chip onto the green out of rough, wife is near by but others are too. We have to wait our turn. As my turn is coming I am lost try to find my club. I have been holding a clownishly large driver, then I find one but the head is off the shaft. I want any chipper at this point but find a head like a meat tenderizing mallet (miss). During this time others have moved ahead of me. One person on their swing through out a weird giant hot wheels track ahead of them and then threw their ball that way.(final miss)
On the bright side a couple lucid moments in there and not bad recall