My smashed up joy ride of dreaming

Okay, so I'm sitting down, playing some video games (I realize I need a life, so don't tell me) but now there's a war going on.(scene change) I have no idea why though. I disguise as an enemy and injure myself. Ooh, yes everybody else is dying. Now it's time for me to stab the stupid combat medic, though I end dying trying to stab everybody else. now I am lucid and decide to rewind time (in the most literal way possible, winding time around my finger) Of course I kill everybody this time.

It is a very dark night, darker than a new moon. A bike race that's like twenty feet and I win. Oh, and I remember being at this random castle that's pitch black.

(Originally I was going to be fancy and copy paste leaves so there was a pile in my old dream, but that never happened)

I'm in a random blue room, lucid now. I gear up and start the seige on my neighbor's house. The sunset cought my attention. Normal autumn stuff, but it looked nice. Going back to the mission, I go prone on this hill about 80 feet away from the house. Silent sniping ftw! I'm not really all there anymore, and I kind of thought I'd reward myself by burning my eye using the scope and the sunlight. This somehow created a lot of smoke. The swat team came in and shot me a thousand times. I'm only semi-lucid now, and I matrix dodge. Too bad my dream-self has bad balance. I fall over into the treeline, where there were mass collections of leaves. END

I remember I was on vacation and I came back to this hotel. Very vivid and semi-lucid. I lose lucidity and come back to the very orange hotel with one of the capacious foyers visible from space that recur in my dreams. Nevertheless I show up and my $200 room is 12 square feet. I'm calling the cops on these assholes now because I am angry, but feel calm (dream emotion?) I just leave and stop at a different hotel. It's surrounded by trees. The road pattern is similar to the development I live near.

The second building came right out of SC 2013. I walk in and go to the elevator, but my luggage is missing. I have to go back to floor one. That is very unpleasant. I am on floor 64 and the time the elevator moves is always the same. At this height, the elevator might as well be free-falling downward. It's slightly painful when I "land", (at least the dream is vivid, I guess). With that bad memory, I leave.

Skating down, the neighbourhood, I fall after a complex series of tricks. I'm on a bike, running from a blob eating away from existence behind me

Now I'm in a car driving away from a wall killing everything and moving along the road. Now it's a twisted BMW commercial where the driver needn't worry while carnage and screams of horror are emitted behind him. I point out eventually he'll die too.

I go to a third hotel, somewhere where I won't be scammed. You have to climb scaffolding not very sturdy, but it's a nice room. Yet again, it's the foyer that seals the deal. It's like they care more about attracting than returning customers. Everything's white or wooden brown. Not Mirror's edge white, a wood paint white easier on the eye. There are tables for a buffet and obligatory steak joint. New dream exposition. I visited a relative and I'm leaving now. I feel oddly satisfied.

Not much this time. my house was a freezer. I honestly couldn't sleep, and it was unnatrually bright for night. (this in the dream and not in the dream). Of course, my sweater is missing.
That's all this time. It was very cold irl too, so I couldn't go back to sleep

Many dreams.
I'm chasing down a king to an overhang I know is close by. Ignoring the Minecraft forest, all that you need to know is that to get there [to the overhang] you could make a jump down or take a slope, but the slope is some eighty feet out. It was all grass and rockiness, but the overhang is paved. I saw where my target jumped and prepared to jump to the right, while my friend who looks like he came out of MIB tells me it's only sixteen feet and he'll go around. I jump down and the fall, which was really forty feet, took longer than expected for some reason. Needless to say, the impact hurt and I couldn't pursue the target. One thing worth noting is that this event was not planned or scripted in my mind beforehand. Almost everything in my dreams was usually pre-planned by my subconscious mind. He got away. Apparently, the way back is like a 200 foot cliff I need to climb. To circumvent this, I just used a rocket out of nowhere. On my way back (my partner didn't have a rocket) I almost reach the city, but there's a ridiculously large moat around the whole city. I get there via chain link climbing, and when O get there, I find evrything to be made of sandstone. Some random ancient Egyptian dude crowns me king for good effort in my assassination attempt (I'm serious here!)

Second dream involves me getting on a bus and talking about how bad these random coaches hate me. There are some weird things like my door being big and teal, but nothing noteworthy

Third dream involves a figurine battle, but until this fully living caped guy with crazy jrpg hair shows up, I was winning. I recieve random awareness, and jump out the window. There's a real battlefield. That dead body, mustard, but it tastes like sour cream. I obviously need to sharpen my senses, and then I wake up about a minute later

I forget why, but It's a long term chase. I'm sleeping in Melbourne today. I'm going to drive to France tomorrow. (what?) As I see the tall evergreens shade one side of the street, I enter the most comfortable rest stop in existence. Well, it would be comfortable if spies weren't everywhere. How am I not dead yet. So I put myself inside a toilet, remembering the spies would hear me if I flushed. When I leave, I manage to enter my cousin's apartment (It is 200 miles away.). I gear up, get my chicken wings, figure I shouldn't use the bathroom, and travel to the afterlife, in a car, while alive, and with my irl family. I need to use the bathroom. I open the door, a tiny room infront with the actual door to the bathroom. It's obviously a trap. Of course they don't have bathrooms, everybody is just out to get me, as usual. Avoiding that trap,(I never avoid any danger that exists) I plan with the group, but the constant traps have already thrown our morale into an incinerator. Even my good jokes can't help it. The battle is already lost...Wait, battle? Oh yeah, there was an assassination buisiness that was trying to run when I was annoying it. So that's why this happened. I think anyways.

So I was on a road trip and abduction. Being kept in with fear, my freinds were too. There wasn't even a ransom or anything. So after one failed attempt my father who showed upout of nowhere told me my really old grandma neededed to enter the building I was being held at. I of course failed to help and snuck nback into the place. They'd notice I left. So I went back and made this totally epic speech about instead of one good plan. Do 100 mediocre ones. Swarm roll down the hill now

I'm on the moon inside the worlds largest foyer. Seriously, this place must be visible from space, because A It's at least a cubic mile in size, and B, it is on the moon. Terrorism is happening, but I won'y let them get this place. There's a restaraunt here, I walkthrough to the natural bottom. Vegatation, furniture, aliens, and a copy of Soul Caliber? I decide to just kill everyone in the room with a good old dagger to the jaw. I'm leaving now, In the shuttle back to Earth. I unlock my Iphone. "Why is there all this reception?" I somehow manage to access the internet and go to fanfiction.net Halo crossovers. Now how did they write a Halox24 crossover? Or potc? Oh hey, we're here. I hit an imaginary button and wake up from that.

I make my classroom dark, and when the time comes to go outside, I know my eyes will hurt so much. I get on the bus to go home, and somebody gets ambushed with an explosion. It looked like the spiny shell explosions, if anybody has played mk before. And then I realize they want to hit me with one. No, I didn't think about being blinded from the blast. Cut and I am in some sort of fine building. I leave, because everyone here is in one of the dumbest cults ever.

I run down the hall, if they wanted to chase me, which they did. I take a long route around the school I somehow entered while people talk about how they are all media characters and breaking the fourth wall, unlike myself when they straight out told me this wan't real., hm. So that's what being a video game character is like Anyways making for the exit, I come across my sister who believes the dumb gang. As I say "I'm not putting up with that", I leave. My sister screams in horror. I swear I heard her voice from thirty seconds of walking away begiing me to reconsider. She really thought I was committing suicide by not joining. Even my friends at least respect my decision and have hope. Oh, and my name was Rick Ash;ey for some reaon, either that or ryan.

So I was in it in a way. It works like this. You have to parkour and fight at the same time. The enimes are all medival like with the power of aura and such. You get whatever you want though. Anyways it looked like mirrors edge without all the red-white-ness. You walk up circular stairs, using bars andpipes as shortcuts which you will need to use to reach the boss in time. So yeah it was a bright silver color and sunny feeling when cloudy. There's fog too. There's also traps, one of which I fell into. It loked like a minecraft mod. So yeah. There are freindly and hostile spies that are difficult to distinguish, but when one almost gets me, I get saved twice. So yeah, Super jumping was fun, but I dont remember much else.

[SPOILER][/SPOILER]Hm... sleeping in a random room and random lucitity for about a second and a half.


Next, I am in a hotel and sleep on the floor. I didn't reach limbo, though I got to layer three.(nonlucid) Moving to a lodge for the next days, we are snowed in and looking for my melee disc to play with some friends.

After partaying for hours about random guitar hero competitions and convoluted games of tag, I end up nonlucidly jumping off of a wall and over a banister four feet away to win a game of tag. Since when could you win tag was on most minds? I meet a family I was trying to meet but it was non lucid so yeah,. Acomputer virus makes all of my desktop shortcuts go down the screen and delete them when they get to the bottom, so I try the upate and force shutdown to intentionally corrupt some stuff on m y pc, hoping that the malware is one of them.

Now I was in prison, but then I was watching a movie, then I was in a mall, and then in church. I get bored of this and think of what I will do inmy next ld. I am back in prison and that idea comes around, ponders abit, and smacks me right across the face with a hot frying pan. (not literally). I go places and will finish post

3 hertz and random body positions after I strike my alarm. The ten mintes seem to go by in less than a second. I have to constantly hit it.

After driving through a city which has Pepsi signs everywhere. I think pepsiman had less pepsi than this highway. I just closed my eyes to avoid it. Ventually my randim thoughts led me to ld wishing I could have one andone begins. I phase out of the car I was in and run down the highway to see someone with a color changing shirt. So when I pinch her for the totm she says "now which arm do I cut off?"

That was not expected. I just leave. At the end, I thought I should have told her 'both' so there could be an unconscios body and I could reference a brawl machinima.

AS I walk into A Parking lot, I slow down time so I can control myself better. I then do a front flip over a fence and atop a car to fall atop some bushes. After I do that I go to the other end where I meet a totally subconscious me.

I only feel questions I don't remember, and I only feel responses.

After some other stuff I finally make it to my house where it is really dark and I let my subc feeling make it light. It didn't turn out the best, but flukes always happen, no? Making sure all of this is remembered. I stop right here and don't deild.

Earlier that night I had this weird challange filled with lava that looked very minecrafty. Just kill everyone else. I survived for a long time. Also I remember a bubble that was held inside a stadium.