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Okay, so I'm sitting down, playing some video games (I realize I need a life, so don't tell me) but now there's a war going on.(scene change) I have no idea why though. I disguise as an enemy and injure myself. Ooh, yes everybody else is dying. Now it's time for me to stab the stupid combat medic, though I end dying trying to stab everybody else. now I am lucid and decide to rewind time (in the most literal way possible, winding time around my finger) Of course I kill everybody this time.

It is a very dark night, darker than a new moon. A bike race that's like twenty feet and I win. Oh, and I remember being at this random castle that's pitch black.

Not much this time. my house was a freezer. I honestly couldn't sleep, and it was unnatrually bright for night. (this in the dream and not in the dream). Of course, my sweater is missing.
That's all this time. It was very cold irl too, so I couldn't go back to sleep

Many dreams.
I'm chasing down a king to an overhang I know is close by. Ignoring the Minecraft forest, all that you need to know is that to get there [to the overhang] you could make a jump down or take a slope, but the slope is some eighty feet out. It was all grass and rockiness, but the overhang is paved. I saw where my target jumped and prepared to jump to the right, while my friend who looks like he came out of MIB tells me it's only sixteen feet and he'll go around. I jump down and the fall, which was really forty feet, took longer than expected for some reason. Needless to say, the impact hurt and I couldn't pursue the target. One thing worth noting is that this event was not planned or scripted in my mind beforehand. Almost everything in my dreams was usually pre-planned by my subconscious mind. He got away. Apparently, the way back is like a 200 foot cliff I need to climb. To circumvent this, I just used a rocket out of nowhere. On my way back (my partner didn't have a rocket) I almost reach the city, but there's a ridiculously large moat around the whole city. I get there via chain link climbing, and when O get there, I find evrything to be made of sandstone. Some random ancient Egyptian dude crowns me king for good effort in my assassination attempt (I'm serious here!)

Second dream involves me getting on a bus and talking about how bad these random coaches hate me. There are some weird things like my door being big and teal, but nothing noteworthy

Third dream involves a figurine battle, but until this fully living caped guy with crazy jrpg hair shows up, I was winning. I recieve random awareness, and jump out the window. There's a real battlefield. That dead body, mustard, but it tastes like sour cream. I obviously need to sharpen my senses, and then I wake up about a minute later

So I was on a road trip and abduction. Being kept in with fear, my freinds were too. There wasn't even a ransom or anything. So after one failed attempt my father who showed upout of nowhere told me my really old grandma neededed to enter the building I was being held at. I of course failed to help and snuck nback into the place. They'd notice I left. So I went back and made this totally epic speech about instead of one good plan. Do 100 mediocre ones. Swarm roll down the hill now

I'm on the moon inside the worlds largest foyer. Seriously, this place must be visible from space, because A It's at least a cubic mile in size, and B, it is on the moon. Terrorism is happening, but I won'y let them get this place. There's a restaraunt here, I walkthrough to the natural bottom. Vegatation, furniture, aliens, and a copy of Soul Caliber? I decide to just kill everyone in the room with a good old dagger to the jaw. I'm leaving now, In the shuttle back to Earth. I unlock my Iphone. "Why is there all this reception?" I somehow manage to access the internet and go to fanfiction.net Halo crossovers. Now how did they write a Halox24 crossover? Or potc? Oh hey, we're here. I hit an imaginary button and wake up from that.

I make my classroom dark, and when the time comes to go outside, I know my eyes will hurt so much. I get on the bus to go home, and somebody gets ambushed with an explosion. It looked like the spiny shell explosions, if anybody has played mk before. And then I realize they want to hit me with one. No, I didn't think about being blinded from the blast. Cut and I am in some sort of fine building. I leave, because everyone here is in one of the dumbest cults ever.

I run down the hall, if they wanted to chase me, which they did. I take a long route around the school I somehow entered while people talk about how they are all media characters and breaking the fourth wall, unlike myself when they straight out told me this wan't real., hm. So that's what being a video game character is like Anyways making for the exit, I come across my sister who believes the dumb gang. As I say "I'm not putting up with that", I leave. My sister screams in horror. I swear I heard her voice from thirty seconds of walking away begiing me to reconsider. She really thought I was committing suicide by not joining. Even my friends at least respect my decision and have hope. Oh, and my name was Rick Ash;ey for some reaon, either that or ryan.

So I was in it in a way. It works like this. You have to parkour and fight at the same time. The enimes are all medival like with the power of aura and such. You get whatever you want though. Anyways it looked like mirrors edge without all the red-white-ness. You walk up circular stairs, using bars andpipes as shortcuts which you will need to use to reach the boss in time. So yeah it was a bright silver color and sunny feeling when cloudy. There's fog too. There's also traps, one of which I fell into. It loked like a minecraft mod. So yeah. There are freindly and hostile spies that are difficult to distinguish, but when one almost gets me, I get saved twice. So yeah, Super jumping was fun, but I dont remember much else.

[SPOILER][/SPOILER]Hm... sleeping in a random room and random lucitity for about a second and a half.


Next, I am in a hotel and sleep on the floor. I didn't reach limbo, though I got to layer three.(nonlucid) Moving to a lodge for the next days, we are snowed in and looking for my melee disc to play with some friends.

After partaying for hours about random guitar hero competitions and convoluted games of tag, I end up nonlucidly jumping off of a wall and over a banister four feet away to win a game of tag. Since when could you win tag was on most minds? I meet a family I was trying to meet but it was non lucid so yeah,. Acomputer virus makes all of my desktop shortcuts go down the screen and delete them when they get to the bottom, so I try the upate and force shutdown to intentionally corrupt some stuff on m y pc, hoping that the malware is one of them.

Now I was in prison, but then I was watching a movie, then I was in a mall, and then in church. I get bored of this and think of what I will do inmy next ld. I am back in prison and that idea comes around, ponders abit, and smacks me right across the face with a hot frying pan. (not literally). I go places and will finish post

3 hertz and random body positions after I strike my alarm. The ten mintes seem to go by in less than a second. I have to constantly hit it.

After driving through a city which has Pepsi signs everywhere. I think pepsiman had less pepsi than this highway. I just closed my eyes to avoid it. Ventually my randim thoughts led me to ld wishing I could have one andone begins. I phase out of the car I was in and run down the highway to see someone with a color changing shirt. So when I pinch her for the totm she says "now which arm do I cut off?"

That was not expected. I just leave. At the end, I thought I should have told her 'both' so there could be an unconscios body and I could reference a brawl machinima.

AS I walk into A Parking lot, I slow down time so I can control myself better. I then do a front flip over a fence and atop a car to fall atop some bushes. After I do that I go to the other end where I meet a totally subconscious me.

I only feel questions I don't remember, and I only feel responses.

After some other stuff I finally make it to my house where it is really dark and I let my subc feeling make it light. It didn't turn out the best, but flukes always happen, no? Making sure all of this is remembered. I stop right here and don't deild.

Earlier that night I had this weird challange filled with lava that looked very minecrafty. Just kill everyone else. I survived for a long time. Also I remember a bubble that was held inside a stadium.

"Oh, no I am not dreaming this again" totally not lucid. My house will be invaded in a fight.

Jog straight upstairs and I snipe, alie break down the door and immidiately get shot by me, but one other manages to carry me downstairs. It gets shot too, outside there's a ton of aliens. I try to use my front porch to my advantage. Though cover leaving options are limited I won. Then forty more were around the bak. I can kill those, but get overrun by the ones in my house.

That was the end of the flashback. But now it was a flood. So much that the windows aand walls reflected a bubbly cyan tone that was hypnotically magnificent An eskimo goes into the bathroom where it dies for no reason. I reason it is safest to go to my freind's house because it it taller. [fun fact, I've never actually been there. Only in dreams] However his entire house is now made of paper.



Earlier I remenber playing an fps. I get seven kills as sniper but it was a bit on the quickscoping side. a mini treaty is present on part of the map. But it was a distraction so the opposing team could get a cap.

I sniped the guy while chasing him with my crosshairs perfectly aligned, yet he is not dead. I try to shoot twice more, but miss both times. We both fall over at the same time and as I struggle to get up more of my teammattes come out to get him. However, the match ended via clockout, and my team won.

The building is rigged to blow in seventy seconds
yet only after ten minutes pass is it ready to blow. the time passes, a click sound, but no explosion. I book it before the terrorists fix the c3 small lucidity where I don't think straight but fade in and out to get to an earlier dream where I was at a mountain. Wakeboard with a car for totm

Floating in space on the moon that has a second layer moon and its pretty I look up in the sky and watch the HI

Well in my dreamIt was exposed ground and then it ,bam snowing out (just because I was here but non-lucid) while I was in my car so as my father drove up the hill I skiid up the car while the car was going up the hill. Clipping through the passenger seat. I assume that I was skiing sort of. Then after the car slid back down the hill which I thought would be scary but wasn't. I ended up at a nearby arcade that was super unstable layout