The Erratic dreams of StaySharp

This night was just crazy...

1. The dream was starting with me in 3rd person watching one dude (I think older than 20) and one girl (about 16 I guess) in their home and a lot of idiots invaded their home and threatened the dude to cut off his member (because those 2 were their enemies in some way). But the girl (about 16 I guess) started slowly taking her red clothes off and danced to diver their attention (didn't remove her bottom though), she was able to somehow just make them go away without anything bad happening. The next morning I was watching a bunch of other people going with a very questionable scientist (instead of having skin and hairs on his head you could directly see his brain, one side green and the other red, slightly glowing ), and with some indescribable details one of them stole something from his lab.

2. I was driving per train through Germany searching for a specific strange beach (not actually existent, it was a beach I once dreamed about, with a lot of strange small islands and unnatural rock formations a few meters away from the beach).
We had some short irrelevant argument how to continue after we didn't found it, so I used Google earth to use the zoom in function to find it, and in fact I found it in the south of Germany (Germany was actually connected to water in the north and the south as opposed to the reality where it's only north). When I zoomed in closer the map also changed from satellite picture to a map where the currents where noted.

3. I just arrived at some subconscious world (only my guess, might've been something different, the arrival was also connected with a red glowing computer mouse) and I watched Dumbledore die after being attacked (with some sort of lightning I think). Later I was in some pseudo-desert (there was sand on the ground but it was rather cold and didn’t feel right) and Naruto and Sasuke were starting a fight. Naruto was saying something about Sasukes complexes and created a symbolic pyramid, and then Sasuke smashed it to pieces and threw another pyramid after him.
Then I saw the scene from Sasukes perspective a moment as they were telling Naruto that Dumbledore was gone for good. There was someone (rather something) standing behind Naruto, it had 2 heads and then started to cut off the one which was on his left side, that head looked in a strange manner for a moment and suddenly grew cat ears and a tail coming out from the neck. He then progressed to put the severed head onto the one which was still (more or less) in place and then got closer to Naruto (to attack I guess). It was also at that point I got to see my first long awaited space panorama as the ground was suddenly gone and I was seeing a vast space with a huge red-orange nebula and some asteroids.
In the dream though I didn’t particularly care about anything I’ve seen and suddenly I was somewhere else, myself again (more or less I think, not totally sure). First I’ve seen a blue glowing computer mouse (obviously the counterpart to the red one at the start) so I picked it up and pressed the left button (which should have brought me out of there). As nothing happened I looked at the screen of the PC and noticed a problem with the energy dispersion throughout the complex I currently was in. Everything was in Japanese though so I could only experiment a little to see if I get it to work. Somehow I came to the conclusion I had to do something elsewhere first (probably due to the few numbers I saw) so I was getting ready to move around but since I noticed some enemies coming closer, I first of all picked the heavy as class to defend with, through which I became the Heavy myself, equipped with the brass beast. I had to fight of other classes from TF2 (explicitly I remember 1 Demoman, 2 Heavys and 2 medics). Unfortunately I woke up before I could finish my quest.