Searching For The Center of Everything

[Monday, September 24th, 2012]
Next we're in a giant Gym. We're in a faction war- our leader is a "Good" evil scientist villain. He leaves his female assistant in charge. There are
about 50-100 of us total outside, and some of us are inside helping to set up for the battle. It's all innocent though- no one is to die. We have little
slingshots attached to our left wrists and nothing to shoot. So we take stacks of wooden tongue flatteners- I don't know their name- and we snap
them in half and either set them in our pocket or store them inside the hollow part of our... magnificent and bulky metal shields? Wow. Where did
those come from? Anyways- the WAR is starting! I grab my stack of broken pieces and run out the door. Already their swarming in to the Gym,
so I had just missed them. Everyone here is getting owned. Bad. The opposite "Horde" side is in single-file with little dagger-like weapons. I tell
everyone around me, "FOLLOW ME EVERYONE! WE'RE GOING TO AMBUSH THEM!" People follow me to the side and start shooting their
pieces at the single file. They're dropping like flies, haha! We're gonna win! The area around here suddenly has the feel of "Grandpa's old house"
we had to run around a stone-thing to start shooting. A few "Horde" run up to me with their daggers and I put up my shield and bash. I bash them
away and knock them on their ass and run past. Once in the back yard, I see a big screen on the back wall. The GAME ENDS. The war is over!

Me and a few other people from my faction gather around the screen... we're playing World of Warcraft in real life... The screen says, "Everyone wins!
Everyone worked together!" I scratch my head and think to myself, "That sounds stupid as hell..." The screen shifts to a Reward page however
and I perk up! There are four to choose from. I get excited... and I start to use my intuition to figure out the prizes before they're revealed...
"That bottom one... That one has to be the new level 100 DRAGON FORM!" Suddenly it appears on the screen and I'm right. People look at me
with surprise, but then they look back. "The left one..." it appears before I can say it. I hurry up to the right one, the druid... "AND THEN LEVEL
100 BEAR FORM! YEAH!" It appears I'm right again. This bear form looks incredibly bad-ass. The top one is revealed then, and it's a Shaman
thing. I poke at it, curious, but then drop my attention once I realize that I'm Alliance and probably won't get to try it anyways on this character.