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I don't remember all the specific details of this lucid dream, only that while I was in this junkyard area near a chain link fence and a railroad, I realized I was dreaming.
It didn't take me that long...

"There is no way I'm going to spend my dream in a place I could just as easily drive to in real life,"I muttered.
I decided to use the "fall back" method of going into a different dreamscape, and briefly wondered what would happen if I found myself in bed.
"I hope I don't idiotically think I'm up."
Thankfully, or perhaps not, I found myself near a hotel and/or tavern of sorts at night. I had the sinking suspicion I had to find a jewel of some sort. I had nothing better to do--actually, there was a lot of things I could have done, one of which would have won me a lifetime trip to the penitentiary--so I went to look for it. Luckily, the lights from the hotel kept coming on because the residents kept hearing me rustling around the hideous bushes surrounding another building. I fell back again and found myself on a farm.
...Where I knew I had to find a pig.
"A pig? A pig?! Unless that pig is codeword for breakfast sausage, I am not interested!"
I left that farm in a hurry.
I went to a bunch of other places using the fall back method, until I came across a pain in the butt family who knew everything about me and the real world.
"You should totally live with us,"said one member.
"Uh, no."
"Come on, come on!"
"Bye."
I tried doing the fall back method again, but I was so irritated (that family, while very friendly, was just too friendly) that I couldn't do it. When I finally managed to calm down, the morons pulled me so I couldn't fall back.
"We don't want you to go! You're a fun person,"a girl said.
A fun person?
If I had a dollar for every time someone said that, I would be a very poor person.
Anyway, I shook her off and...then I woke up.