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Family Disputes and Eyebrow Beards [Wednesday, 5:42 PM Pacific, 5/14/2014]

I had passed out while I was messing around on my laptop, I was pretty tired, and my blankets are very comfy. The dream started off in dream similar to another one; a sort of hotel where me and my younger brother were living in separate rooms, for some reason we got into a fight, soon after he stormed out of the room in a fit of rage and called some of his buddies to complain, meanwhile I went inside to grab the video camera that we both share, I figured that we should decide who gets what...

[a large chunk of dream is missing here due to difficulty recalling it]

Some time later I found myself speaking with a friend at school and I invite him to my house/apartment, once we get there I decide I need a shower, so I strip down whilst still talking to him, I felt comfortable showering in front of him, about a second after I started doing some silly poses, he said he had to go somewhere and walked out of the room, I was pretty certain he was going home, I turned to get in the shower and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror.
"Might as well check myself out." being a pretty overweight guy, I didn't do much other than look at myself, but I noticed that I had a large amount of facial hair on my eyebrows, making it a uni-brow and leading down into my upper lip; like an upside down beard. It was incredibly thick, so I twirled my finger in the beard and then I thought to myself: "this is really weird, I don't remember having THIS much facial hair" (for some reason having a beard on my eyes didn't set me off) so I looked down at my hands, yup, still there.
Next, I pointed my index finger at my palm and attempted to push it through, I've tried this hundreds of times in real life and it never worked, so I didn't think it would work, but astonishingly, it worked! It went through (almost) seamlessly! "Wow", I thought to myself "I'm actually doing it!", I decided to do something I've wanted to do for a long time, so without putting on clothes, I ran at my door at full speed, and the song "Fireflies - Owl City" began to play. I jumped at the end of my run, diving at a 65 degree angle upwards out of my door, my intention was to pass through the door, just like my finger did with my palm, a small portion of me passed through, the excitement is killing me, this is so amazingly incredible! But suddenly, everything goes black, and I feel incredibly warm. I try to open my eyes and I find myself in my REAL bed at my REAL home, I felt strangely awake... More awake then I've ever been in my life...
In an act of pure desperation, I attempted to push my finger though my palm again several times, to no avail, it was true, I was awake again, so I decided to write all this down somewhere to remember it.
As I sat down and brought up notepad, I had no trouble remembering what happened, it was crystal clear, not a centimeter of fog separated me from my euphoric delusion; the need to be out of reality's grasp.

Performing this "lucid dream", bringing myself to clarity in a place where i thought there was no such thing as "order" I was just as easy as explaining to someone how to press a button: "Just do it."
It wasn't as near as difficult as I thought it would be to achieve, so don't be discouraged by people telling you its "difficult". Go with the flow.
Despite it only lasting 1-3 seconds, it was the most amazing 1-3 seconds of my life, and I would do anything to return, which is why I planned to make a second attempt at it the same night I wrote this and posted it.

This is the first entry to my dream journal, and it's the only Lucid dream that I'll put in here that happened in the past. Everything else will be a dream I have within a week of when it's posted.

It didn't start out as an LD, and I was wondering through a forest of Bamboo. I came upon a small pond with the bamboo slightly cleared around it, and as I started towards it, a tiger poked it's head out of the bamboo. I felt kind of scared then, but as it leaned it's head in closer to mine, the fear slowly dissipated, until I was looking at the Tiger as I would an old friend. Then, it spoke, and I can't exactly recall what it said, but it was one word, and for the sake of the story, I'll say that it said "Waken". Anyway, after it said the word, I gained Lucidity right there. All of a sudden, the colors became sharper, everything was more focused and bright, and that wave of happiness and excitement that you get when you become lucid (especially for the first time) washed over me, and it woke me up.

I went to bed at 10:00 pm
Woke up at 4:15, drank aj went to bathroom and back to bed at like 4:15.

I was at this nice autumn dog park with my friend Mike. It was a really nice day and there was a nice lake there. I had been to a similiar place a couple days ago and used that setting to dream incubate when i first went to bed, so then I realized I was dreaming and decided to do the finger through palm tech. It took a couple of tries, but i eventually got them through and yelled out "Yippie!!" (kinda dumb I know) I told myself alright I have to calm down. I was with Mike and we were at a picnic table and I remember trying the breathing through nose tech just for fun and it also worked! I remember me and mike were getting excited so we started to stick our hands through the picnic table (like the palm tech) and after countless failures for both of us (just two kids hitting their hands on a table ) I told myself, "this is a dream I can do whatever i want." and concentrated really hard and finally stuck my hand through the table! The whole top part of it! I cant remember if it went through easily or if i straight up smashed it, but w/e i did it. Mike was pumped and hooting for me. There was also an old man who kinda reminded me of morgan freeman sitting on a near by log who had witnessed the whole thing, and was shaking his head like he approved of my concentration. Some other people were walking by saw the end of the event and were looking dumb founded by what we were doing, so i tried to show off and do it again for them, but i just couldn't do it, i couldnt concentrate, so i rammed my fingers through the table so hard that the wood broke in half. The DC's were impressed and started clapping, but i knew it wasnt the same and said screw off to them. I then walked to the water with Mike and we were up to our nips in really cold water, but we didnt mind. I did another reality check and said "hey mike lets waterbend!" and i morphed some water into a ball and tossed it in the air, it hit the water with a HUGE splash. mike then made a water ball and threw it at me, it was so on! he swam away but i created a whirlpool and tried to suck him in but he got away. I decided screw this, this is a dream so I stood up on the water. It was awkward at first like trying to walk on jello but i got the hang of it, me and Mike fought for a long time and it was on eof the most amazing expirences ever!

It then faded into a non-lucid dream, must of been because i got too caught up in the water fight

already hazy to how this all started but the first thing i remember is being in a truck with my brother on a long road with an interstate overpass not to far off. i recognize the place from real life. it was from when i was down in florida but i cant remember where and why i was there originally. we both had rifles but nothing to shoot at. i was aiming down the sights and my vision began to zoom in down the road. running down the road was a overweight girl chasing and shooting at a person. i didnt notice anything about the person being chased, not even what gender they were. i started shooting at them but nothing happened. i thought they must be other dreamers in there own dream and therefore oblivious to me. as they ran up the on ramp to the interstate (fat chick still firing periodically) my brother drew my attention to a truck approaching from behind us. 2 redneck kids were inside, both armed with rifles. we invited them to help us. we explained that we were dreaming and wanted to start some chaos.

*it was at this point i became aware that i actually was dreaming and for some reason could control what was happening. so i started exploring. i left my brother and the others and walked away from the road into the woods where i found another road with dense forest on either side. it was very long and very straight. from where i was standing i could look down the road in both directions and see that it went straight forever to the horizon. cars were coming both ways. starting in the distance. i aimed at them with my sniper rifle. i couldnt see the drivers because they were still too far away. but i guessed at where the drivers would be sitting and took my shot. i must have hit several of them because i watched several cars careen off the road after i shot at them. suddenly i notice one of the cars actually coming close enough to make out detail. i immediately shot at the drivers side of the windshield and the car crashed spectacularly. it flipped end over end until it landed right in front of me.

curious, i walked up to the now mangled car, which was lying on its roof, and saw two hands hanging upside down out of the window. obviously attached to someone hidden in the wreckage. there was gasoline leaking everywhere but nothing exploded. it just slowly burned. i noticed that the hands were small and feminine so i grabbed them and slowly helped a young asian girl out of the wreckage. she was flustered and scratched but otherwise ok. she followed me back into the woods and back onto the original road, which i was still trying to remember from real life. the only thing i could recall was that it was somewhere near fort myers and a long way from my home in tampa. i had only been through there once and i think i was looking for tires or rims.

i found myself suddenly aware again that i was strangely in control of this dream. and since i was in control, i wanted a car. but not just any car. i wanted a black 95 camaro z28 with t-tops and a 6speed. (its my favorite car) i walked the across the road, the asian chick still with me, and walked into a junkyard. the junkyard had cars everywhere, it had all my favorite cars from skylines to corvettes. all in perfect condition. then i saw it. parked off to the side was my black camaro. Lt1 engine and everything. but no keys. i told myself 'im still dreaming so i can find a way to steal it. we broke into a dealership showroom that happened to be in the middle of the junkyard. the showroom had cubicles lined up along the huge windows and each one had a bunch of keys pinned to the wall. as i searched the keys in the first cubicle a mechanic came up to us to find out what we were doing. i recognized him as one of the people i had encountered earlier and chatted with him before he went back to work. i went back to searching the keys and found the keys to an old stingray corvette i had seen earlier. i handed them to the asian chick and she left. i found it wierd that she hadnt spoken the entire time. i finally found the keys to the camaro and rushed to find it parked out in the road, ready for me. i jumped in and floored it *

things became hazy here and the next thing i knew i was standing in between two train tracks in a huge open field with a gradual slope. it was like the side of a mountain but very few trees. i ran across the tracks as two trains passed on each track. both going the same way. they were for some reason silent and i could hear people yelling at me from the windows as they flew by. i turned and walked down the slope. now this entire area was covered by waist high grass but the area i was approaching had huge abandoned buildings which seemed out of place in such a field. i took out my binoculars and checked the area out. i could hear someone on a PA system calling for people to come get hot dogs and burgers. through the binoculars i caught a glimpse of my brother and the asian chick disappearing behind one of the huge buildings.

i suddenly relized that it was a trap. and someone else was here luring me in. i snuck into the closest building, which was also in shambles and climbed up several floors. up near the top of building, i found a man with a sniper rifle aimed out a window, he was obviously waiting for me to pass by outside looking for the mysterious hot dog stand. i crept up behind him and grabbed him in a chokehold and suddenly realized he was one of my coworkers ( his name is Bill and yes, hes real ) i tried to turn his rifle on him but it suddenly shrank in size and seemed to turn into rubbery plastic. * then i wake up