Non-dream Dream Dream 1: I am at a gay club with my wife. There are a bunch of oiled up gay men with long, curly hair walking around. Dream 2: I am in a home run derby and I am using my friends old crappy bat. The asshole pitcher isn't even trying. He is throwing mostly balls. I managed to hook a few foul into another game. Dream 3: Out on a hiking trail on some kind of mission.