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i walked through the front door and into the living room and mom was there and she said your sisters dogs are here, be nice.... ummm..ok.....i went into the back bedroom and there was Chazz, my sis's cocker spaniel, only he was the size of a german shephard, and a small black fluffy dog, and try as i might, i couldnt get them out of the bedroom. woke up


2 of my late dogs......and teenage mutant ninja turtles?!?!?

i walked through the living room and decided to take my dog out int he backyard, i called her and she started following me downthe hall to the back door. i looked out the window inthe back door and saw my late black lab sitting onthe porch, i got excited about seeing her and opened the door, she got up and went down the back stairs, i followed her into the yard and then saw my other late dog, my cocker spaniel...i got really excited and gave her a good petting, she shook and started running around the yard... i noticed a white germanm shephard following my still living dog, golden retriever, around the yard...i started walking towards him and noticed all my pine trees were gone, replaced by junk cars scattered all over the yard......then i noticed a table inthe center of the yard, it was covered with the cardboard backing of teenage mutant ninja turtles figures from when they first came out......i started rummaging through the huge piles of cardboard, then i noticed the german shephard was trying to mount my dog.....shes fixed so no worries, only worried he might hurt hurt, or attack..so i ran over, put my keys on the hood of a white car and shooed him away.....i got my 3 dogs to go to the porch then i was going to open one of the gates at let the shephard out....only i couldnt find my keys..i started hunting all over for them and the while i was talking to the german shephard, saying things like, i jusdt had em..where could i possibly have left them......and as soon as i find my freakin keys i'll open the gate for ya and you can head on home...i'm pretty sure theres no hoep for her ever loving you....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eh?!?!?!?!?!?! ok..whatever.....and i looked over at the shephard and he said to me, in plain english..."seems like a sticky nick situation!" then I awoke...