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I fell asleep after work yesterday and been taking weird short naps throughout the night as my sleep schedule is once again screwed but saved by having a day off today meaning I didn't have to set an alarm. I fell asleep shortly after messaging Adobe's customer care team who said I have to pay a cancellation fee but told me they could waive it once

In my dream I'm in an industrial area which is apparently the headquarters of Adobe and I misread the message from the customer support saying they're gonna force me to have a vasectomy/castration and take one of my testicles in exchange for getting my Adobe subscription cancelled. I spent the entire dream running away from them and my fellow Dutch colleague from my job was also there for some reason.

Second half of the dream consisted of standing in a large, acoustic, cardboard coloured box with a bunch of friends who resembled the travel buddies I made when stranded at the Bad Bentheim station in Germany. My high school friend was there as well and we made a song of which the drums consisted of my high school friend getting hit in the head by a bag of nuts.

I woke up laughing, I recorded that drum loop in my voice notes and will open my music software later to recreate it hahahaha

I am sitting at a table in my old high school's cafeteria.*

*I am not sure if this is merely a fleeting fragment of a separate dream in and of itself or if it is a precursor/transition to:

I am in New Orleans, sitting at a table - circular, black wrought iron - on the sidewalk outside of a series of buildings that include: The Boot, The Mushroom and Crepes a la Cart. At my table are a mix of people I knew from high school and college. There are a few more tables, of the same type, on either side of me. They have the same general mix of high school and college acquaintances. I vaguely recall that one of the adjacent tables has the "tier 1" cool kids and my table has the "tier 2" still-cool-but-not-as-cool-kids (reminiscent of the popularity hierarchy of lunch tables at my middle school).

One of the kids, either at my table or the adjacent table, ask if I had sex with this one girl; she is sitting at one of the two tables (my recollection is hazy as to which). I, at least in my dream, was certain that I did in fact have sex with her (I have no idea where the absolute certainty in my dream came from). However, I don't answer the question directly, instead I nonchalantly shrug off the question in a way that indicates that I did, but I prefer to be a coy dick about it.

People get up and start to leave. A guy at my table is frantically looking around. I see, now that everyone has gotten up, that there is a bunch of junk strewn under the table. I bend down to look and see a man's bra* on the ground as well as a wad of money. The guy searching tell me he is looking for a credit card, which I see it on the ground, under a chair, and hand to him.

*Literally no idea why - however I explicitly clarified that the bra was a man's in the dream journal I use upon walking up (it is to be noted that I wrote it in a half-sleep daze).

Next Dream:

I am looking in a mirror and see that one of my bottom teeth, in the middle of the bottom row, is sticking out higher than the rest and is quite loose/wobbly. I doesn't hurt though. I decide to get it looked at. In order to get to the dentist I go to Ochsner Hospital in New Orleans and use this pseudo-helicopter contraption I find there. It is incredibly small, similar in scale to a smart car - if not smaller, and very high tech; there is just enough room inside to sit down comfortably. From the Hospital it autopilots me to the dentist. Directly in front of me is a flat screen monitor that displays where I am as there are no windows. The screen shows me circling the entire world, in maybe 30 seconds, before crossing back over North America to New Orleans. During the trip these mechanical arms come out and give me a shot of something into my mouth which I vaguely remember as fleetingly numbing my mouth (possibly Novocain).

I land on the roof of a building and flatten/fold up the pseudo-copter so that I can carry it around with me; it is very light. I make my way down to a hallway with doors for medical and business related offices on either side. My dentist (in the dream - not reality)* is in this hallway. However, I find a different business when I walk into his office. I slip out before anyone sees me and walk back and forth down the hallway thinking that I may have used the wrong door. After a few rounds I check the sign outside the should-be office door. Apparently, the dentist had changed offices, but did not inform me.

*He is, in reality, an old family-friend and a physician my family often goes to in NYC, but for whatever reason he is my dream dentist.

At a stand still I look down the hallway and see Hulk Holgan (HH), in a business suit, talking to a tall black man with short dreadlocks also in a suit. I listen in and hear that the man has hired HH to do a commercial for his burger chain. HH asks for a few minutes to get ready before the commerical starts filming and the chain owner walks into his office.

As I walk by HH offers to give my tooth a look. I readily agree and offer, in turn, to help him with a slogan for the burger commercial. While checking out my tooth, HH tells me that he was thinking of using "like a million dollars" as the slogan. I think for a second and try "better than cashing a paycheck" which he likes more. HH then pulls out my tooth and I immediately feel better. However, there is now a large gap in the middle of my bottom row of teeth. HH says that I can get a filling later, but it wouldn't close the gap, only make it more stable; I'm not too happy about that, but there is nothing I can do about it at the moment.

I look around see LaMarcus Aldridge (LA) standing next to HH and me. He offers to go get food with me, but HH tells me not to, that it isn't such a good idea. I ignore him and, with LA, I walk down the hallway. We head outside into a fairly hard rain and I realize that I am at the University of Texas. LA jogs over to an outside basketball court where the University of Texas basketball team is practicing. LA joins them as I walk over to watch the practice. Right past the end of the court, on the side closest to me, is a line of marching band drummers practicing.

The drummers are in a single file line and all decked out in marching band uniforms. At one side of the line is an administrative-looking older gentleman handing out diplomas and shaking the hands. I walk wast the line and see, about 8 feet beyond the drum line, an adjacent line of brass players (trumpets, etc.) playing their instruments. I keep walking and move past the brass line coming to a small and long hill that levels out into a paved parking lot. The father of an old friend of mine is standing at the top. He shakes my hand and congratulates me on graduating (I think - the dream gets hazy and I wake up around this point).

First dream was my dad and siblings going into this big rest stop place with restaurants and shops. I walked around and found my old restaurant job there, even though in real life it is not in a big rest stop place. I looked and instead of my old coworkers there were just a bunch of old people in their 30's and 40's that just gave me the vibe of incredibly boring people. I found one girl that used to work there named Antwanette and she asked me to sign her out, I said hey I don't work here anymore so whats the big deal, then Kelly comes to check and Antwanette realizes she forgot to check "the equipment" or something like that. I wander around and look at the bartender, don't know him but looks boring as well, makes some sort of cringing face like he knows he is boring. Then I walk around and I can't find my family, so I walk outside and they walk outside as well, I get in a separate car from them and wait for them to pull out so we can continue on the road trip.
Second dream I had I was racing my high school friend Andrew. I keep trying to catch up to him but every time I get close he just seems to have slightly more energy and he pulls ahead a bit further. We are racing on this asphalt path but I have never been on this path before. The trees are green and the sun was shining, it's winter in real life and all the trees are leafless. I keep running and following Andrew through this almost jungle like area. I kept trying to pass him but I just ran out of energy every time I caught up with him.

I only remember one very long dream last night, and I only remember segments of it.

I was in a movie theatre in the lobby. There was a hallway with structures and benches in the middle with movie posters on triangular prisms coming out of the ground like in some malls where you can see three different movie posters if you decide to walk around the structure. I remember there was a guard standing next to the wall but I was just kicking the wall next to a moving sidewalk, one of those things at an airport. I decided to go inside the movie theatre and I sat near this random girl in the corner of the audience section? what do you call the area where all the seats are? the auditorium? stadium? whatever. No one was there so I got up and left to go back into the lobby and continued to kick walls while I was on the moving sidewalk. When I went back into the theatre there were many people there and I chose one of the only seats left, which was next to this girl I have known for a long time named Melanie. For some reason I remember she was wearing a white t shirt. There was tension between us but neither of us said anything for most of the movie, at one part she lazily put her arm over the armrest so it was dangling over my lap. I did nothing and after a while she put her arm back and nothing happened between us.
I feel as if this might have been a different dream or happened right after the first dream. I was walking home in this field. There were two roads that if the field was a rectangle, I would start at the top left corner and go down a bit then go across horizontally. There were roads on the edges of the field and as I walked through the field a car drove past me and threw a firework out the window, it had already been lit a while ago but for some reason there was still a few explosions left, and after the car drove for a bit it crashed in the distance. Further down the field police with a megaphone told people to walk with their right sides to the road, so I had to walk backwards as I was going from the top left to the top right. As I was walking backwards on the side of the road I saw a policeman staring at me from the back of a bus as he was going the opposite direction and I was walking backwards to follow the police order. The field seemed to be in autumn at dusk. I remember dark orange being a color a lot.

ugh, only 1 dream, here it is

1. I had a dream I was in this cheap classroom where it looked like a small cafeteria kind of and the hallway outside had this cheap kind of rug to it. I remember outside the hallway I was talking to this girl I used to know named Shannon, and she was in a blue sweatshirt. Somehow it got out that I liked her (what is this 5th grade?) so obviously she stopped talking to me which is perfectly normal. In class we were talking about the history of the human evolution and a black person mentioned that black people came from white people. So i said I'm sorry but I think white people came from black people, because we originally came from africa and as we travelled through snowy areas our skin became white. Then after I said that it was like the most racist thing ever (even though its true) and everyone in the entire classroom kept staring at me for like 45 seconds. I kept saying what, theres DNA evidence to prove its true, whats the matter? and they kept staring at me. Then we went on to something else. But the teacher saw this one girl drinking a capri sun and said GOODBYE GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM! Obviously there was a strict rule against drinking capri sun in class. After she was leaving another guy threw his capri sun in the trash so the teacher kicked him out and pretty soon more than half the class got kicked out so he just said class is cancelled for today. Then in the hall me and a small group of people were walking together (including Shannon) and we start joking around about how retarded that class is. I remember seeing Shannon in a blue sweatshirt and her friend in a red sweatshirt walking together. Then one person starts dancing and I start dancing like I'm in footloose (LOL) and everyone laughs cause I'm dancing so funny. no black people are in our group because I said something that was racist apparently. I kept dancing into this lounge area and I saw through another room to a door outside and there was a black guy dancing outside the window, and further out the window there was a football game being played. This dream was lengthier than I originally thought.

Out of dream: black
In Dream: [COLOR="#4B0082"]Indigo
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My dream recall was not good at all tonight but it is getting better on average, which is good.

1. [COLOR="#4B0082"]The first dream I had was me and a group of people in the woods. This one lady about 25-30 years old was telling kids how to make arrows in the woods, and as we were moving locations she put the arrows in her quiver. Something happened inbetween right here but I don't remember what exactly. Next the same lady showed the kids how to make daggers out of breaking sticks. She gave me a stick to break and when I broke it it broke into a perfect dagger like shape. There was also two sticks that were shaped like a mantle to the dagger and I was just observing the dagger until the dream ended.[/COLOR] I would draw it in MS Paint but its just too complex to draw with my skill level.

I woke up at 4:30 and got up and drank a chocolate milk, some lemonade and some water and went back to sleep at around 4:38.

I believe this dream spurred from when the first day in class I got this girls number but then (this was in real life, believe it or not) theres this guy that just stares into the window from outside the classroom, and the girl, her name is Laura, kept telling me she was in a class with him before and he is a really weird guy. I got her number in a different class though and in that different class I talked to her telling her how that guy fits the profile of a school shooter, and she's been ignoring me ever since. I just feel like I left a bad impression on her and I wanted to catch up with her after class but she keeps avoiding me lol. I feel almost like a stalker but I just wanted a small conversation just to say hi and how is she doing just to end the last conversation on a good note. So here's the dream:

2. [COLOR="#4B0082"] I dreamed it was at the end of Accounting class, the class I saw her in. She was leaving and I grabbed all my stuff and she went one way down the hallway but I didn't want to go the same way because she's so hard to approach I just wanted to come from a different way to get to her so it looked more random and by chance that we would meet up. So I run the other way and try to catch up with her by the time she gets outside the building. I run through the halls and parkour over sofas and staircases and I open the front door, and for some reason I see my best friend from elementary to high school andrew running next to me and we have a conversation and say whatsup lol. When I opened the door for the front building he was like thanks for opening the door for me, like pretending I'm being his slave?? Apparently out the front door of the building there is this giant glass wall and I have to open that door too, Andrew makes another joke about me opening the door for him but I'm not paying attention because I'm trying to catch up with Laura. I get outside and see her run under a bridge.[/COLOR] Then I wake up but I am able to kind of DEILD but forget I'm dreaming once I enter because I'm so preoccupied by just talking to Laura to see how she's doing, [COLOR="#4B0082"]so I just go under the bridge to talk to her and I feel as if I'm in a game, because my character stops moving and she starts talking about why she is running away from me, like what happens when you meet a specific NPC in Zelda or Mario or something. but I'm not listening to what she has to say because I realize there is a floating Majora's Mask Icon floating behind her under the bridge, spinning around and glowing like an extra life in a video game. The dream ends shortly after that.[/COLOR]