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24.10.2014

Holding a Chick (Chirp Kind of Chick) (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Too lazy to go into detail.

Riding a vehicle, or something like that. I see chicks walking in a neighborhood, and I look at ones near perfectly green grass. I grab one, and I get a first person view of the chick in an ultra 4k type of resolution, and then some, and even that would be an understatement of the visual quality.

I take the chick home, and wanted to take care of it by cleaning it.

At some point between this experiences, there were a few 3d cartoonish chickens and chicks wearing police outfits, trying to grab the chick away from me, but not being able to do so at all.

I apply some green dishwashing soap, and just as I was about to rinse it, their eyes are gone, and their whole body and eyes turn into glass.

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24.10.2014

Naked Female Outside By the Door Wants to Play (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I’m only wearing a towel that consists of a variety of colors with a base color of a light swamp green, and subtle shades of yellow. I have a body completely abnormal from one I have in waking life, and the whole dream has an atmospheric overlay of an overly-realistic lighting setting of sunset, or early morning.

I can sense two people are in the house, I presume they are a few of my relatives, and the whole house in general by deducing the environment just through peripheral vision alone was akin to the one I’m residing currently IRL. It seemed too idealistic, and the sensations and emotions I was exhibiting seemed a bit beyond my cognitive grasp.

It must be a feeling of just taking a nice shower in a dream. The doorbell rings, and I somehow was the first person to get to it. I open it slowly while forgetting that I’m basically half-naked, and in front of me is a naked female. She has her right leg bent slightly, as if she’s raising her right foot up to where it’s just the tip of her toes that are on the ground.

Her left leg is mostly straight, and she’s bending her back slightly, but not too much. Her right hand is placed firmly on her love handles, kind of like those facebook pictures you see girls mostly posing as.

She has her left hand near her mouth, with her index finger sticking out that’s the closest to her lips. I shift around perspectives, and look at myself from her point of view, and noticed how my mind is rendering out ideal proportions of a male’s body, I guess.

I’m not so sure on my reaction in seeing this female, and all I can really pay attention to was her facial expressions, and how she was able to indirectly tell me that she wanted to be sexually playful with me. She resembled the anime style below, albeit with blue hair and eyes, and maybe a red collar with a yellow orb attached to her neck:

I hear one dream character state,

“Put some clothes on.”


I’m not sure who they were directing that to, but I had a feeling they meant me since I’m sure they couldn’t see anyone outside seeing how the female was standing by a point where anyone standing to the left, and even in the middle of my location would be completely unaware of what’s going on.

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24.10.2014

One Piece and GTA: San Andreas (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I’m watching a dream character that looks like the main character from GTA: San Andreas in a white vest, and baggy blue jeans. He’s coming out of prison, and somehow, the One Piece crew mates are appearing one by one as he’s walking, running, and/or driving his way out of prison.

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24.10.2014

Joker Tries To Scare Me (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The Joker tries to scare me by setting up flying and rotating saw blades with chains linked to them. I can hear the swooshing sound, and after realizing this is a dream a long time ago, I just don’t care Joker.

I just can't, your existence is transient anyway.


Also, Batman shows up, or maybe it was Owlman:

But I hardly think that really matters.....HAAAAAAA

Spoiler for what do you mean by that:

If you got that, then you get a pat on a back filled with meaningless while being offered a free cookie that strips you of all your predispositions.

When you’re not afraid of what’s going on in front of you when you’re looking at someone that’s supposed to be the epitomized totality of chaos and hell-bent insanity……………


I should get that checked.

Morning of 09/17/2013

I am in a crowded cathedral like place. It is dark inside even though it is daytime and has a medieval church feel to it. There is a lot of noise and activity as if something is going on. One of the men comes over to where I am, to see a woman there. The 30ish handsome guy is in dirty medieval clothes and is not supposed to be here but nobody has noticed. It is understood, between the woman (also attractive) and he, that he needs to change clothing. She wordlessly suggests average working guy clothing but he rejects those saying, “If I wore those, what would be the use (of being royal)?” He put on flashy yellow and gold armor.
I’m a bit taken aback when a good looking blond woman also in medieval clothes walks in front of him a bit, but facing me, and takes off her medieval dress being naked underneath.
I hear a lot of noise all around but there is a commotion behind me. My view moves in reverse back out of the main cathedral into the entrance hall. It appears the King has arrived and there are a lot of people all trying to get his attention and attending to him like a superstar. I see his face and he looks like Star Trek’s Worf, which for some reason does not surprise me. As I see him coming towards me, I become a person walking along, I feel having feet again, feet in sandals. The King walks by and I say to him “There’s a surprise…” referring to the naked woman, but he took little notice of what I said and kept up with his pose’. I then thought how I thought talking to a king was never so formal or that not just anyone could talk to him so easily.

Buying Drugs

I was buying coke (I don't do drugs in waking life). I was sitting at a longish table. There was a man on the other side talking to me. He was checking me out.

He gave me a small amount to try. There was a beautiful, naked woman beside me. Before I could take the little bit to try, I had to take a small blade and cut the woman between her belly button and her lower region. I had to cut her deeply enough to draw blood. I didn't want to, but I cut her. It wasn't enough to draw blood, so she took the knife and just barely drew blood.

I felt her stomach. With my other hand I felt her ass, enjoyed it quite a bit, then touched her asshole. I was afraid she would get upset, but she didn't. I wanted to touch her front region, but didn't bring myself to do it. Then I put my mouth on her breast. I wanted to continue, but I was there for a drug transaction.

Then I took the tiny bit of the coke. It was truth serum, and I felt it in my dream. As he talked to me, he could tell what kind of person I was. I started saying "Yes sir," and my general attitude was honest and respectful.

I asked the man his name. He said it was Margo or something like that.

I was going to ask what it cost. I stumbled over my words and considered asking what is the minimum I could buy, as that would determine if I could afford it. I didn't have much money, so I knew I couldn't buy it.

He said the minimum to buy was three grams. I told him I couldn't buy that much.

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Weird Snakes

I was in a wheel chair type thing. I started to go down a hill with rocks and large jumps. I hoped I wouldn't wreck because it would have been ugly. My vehicle turned into a bicycle, but it was still going to be difficult. I made it down three jumps. It was very unstable, but I made it.

Dream skip at the bottom. I saw a two-headed python. It looked like a Burmese, about 3 feet long. I grabbed it, but I didn't get it behind the head, so he bit me.

I wanted to get him off of me, so I swung him with an up-and-over type back-hand. I smashed his head on the top of a small wall. It took three times to kill it. I got blood on my lip. I didn't want to kill it; I like snakes. I don't know why I felt I needed to.

Then I saw a tank full of snakes. They were Ball Pythons. Some were just heads, but they were like tadpoles that would grow the rest of their body later. Some were more like baby snakes.

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Making Love

I was in a huge liquor store asking about an award-winning scotch whiskey.

Dream skip

I was with a beautiful blond in a silky red Japanese style dress. She wore more makeup than I care for (I don't like makeup in waking life), but she was beautiful. I told her she may be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Another DC said it at the exact same time I did, which diluted my comment.

I stole a line from something I thought I heard in waking life, which makes me think that I was semi-lucid here. I said, "Don't keep saying what I'm thinking."

I asked the girl her name. I don't remember what she said--if anything. I took her to an open field. It was a little to visible for me, but I started taking off her clothes. Now she was wearing a lacie skirt and panties.

I asked her, "Aren't you nervous about someone seeing us?" She said, "No." I told her to take off her bra while I got on top of her. I was afraid if I took off her bra, I would have trouble focusing on her lower area again.

She took off her bra while I got on top of her. Her breasts were beautiful, but I only saw them for a brief moment. I made love to her for a little bit when the dream ended.