I was at a tech conference. Apple was revealing a new computer that could talk interactively with you. Just for fun, they decided to let the computer give a speech that it had come up with on its own. They set it up on a podium. It talked about how much better it was than other competing brands' computers. Afterwards, the crowd went wild, gave it a standing ovation and voted it the best computer of the year.
There were these three strange tiny creatures that lived at the base of a tree in our yard. We took care of them. One of them was quite elderly. Pewdiepie had a weird mechanical pig made out of plastic, and one day it escaped from him and sped off down a highway. He chased it, and it led him to an apartment building. Inside, a man with dredlocks was begging. He handed Pewdiepie a costume which would make him look exactly like the vagrant, complete with dredlocks. There was like this international frisbee match, and my mother and sister and I were sitting in the very top row of the bleachers. It was the end of the game, and the players were just fooling around. I decided they needed a standing ovation, so I stood up. Soon everyone in the stadium was standing and clapping. And I remember saying to my sister, "Look at what I made them do!" I was so proud. Then we discovered the eldest of the three small creatures had disappeared, though we guessed it had only died of old age.
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