Last Nights Dreams Dream 1 I am at my Mom and Dads and they have 2 big dogs..and I mean huge. I am playing in the back room with the dogs and they knock jigsaw pieces everywhere so I stop playing with them and start to pick all the pieces up and put them away back in the box on the small table. I now walk out the room for some reason and when I go back in the jigsaw pieces are flying around infront of me in a kind of arch pattern, it's a spectacular view and I'm amazed, I think "ohh my god, how the hell are they doing that, that's impossible" ((shit missed my cue for lucidity here)) I watch for a minute and then say "ok that's enough!" and all the pieces drop to the floor I now go outside and play with the dogs, my dog Simba is amongst them ((he's a silver Weimeraner)). The dogs are all playing together, I see a black poodle and say to my Mom "ahhhh he's cute, where did he come from?" my Mom says "yeah he is, the woman that had him has tried to kill him 3 times already and it was only yesterday she tried to strangle him!" I say "ahhh poor thing, can you keep him?" Mom says "I don't think your Dad wants another dog" my Mom shouts my Dad and I ask "wheres Simba?" my hubby then says "he's outside, he's frozen, he's got ice all inside him" I say "he needs to come in then" my hubby then says "no!, leave him out, he'll defrost slowly" I run out looking for Simba ((even though I'm already outside lol)) I see Simba drinking from a hole in the bricks, I go to grab him and he falls off the ledge he is standing on, his head hits onto the concrete floor below. I scream and pick him up, I examine him and he's now a swollen brown dog and his head is a square shape I think "eh!..what the hell" then I look at his eyes and realise he's still alive. I turn him a little and see blood coming out of his right ear, I scream "quick somebody I'm losing him" I panick like a mad woman then I wake up. Dream 2 I'm outside and for some reason I see my hubby's penis and it's tiny. I am now talking to 2 old men and suddenly one of the old men has got his penis hanging out, it's unusually large but....the end of it is like a mouth, it looks the same as a normal penis but then a tongue popped out from the middle of it and the 2 sides began to smack together Some bloke now takes a look at the old mans penis and says "ohhhh, it's got gangrene!!" I look in shock and the tongue bit was all brown and yucky ((dream skip)) I'm still outside and I fall over something and hurt my crutch area I pull down my trousers to take a look at the damage and ohhh my god I have a penis thing just hanging there. It's like a penis but it has 2 more penises coming out of the sides of it, I say "ohhh shit, where the fuck did that come from!!!" I inspect it then wake up lololololo ((I would like to thank Suena for this twisted dream about penises as I read hers last before I went to sleep, cheers mate Lmfao))
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