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The dream started out interesting, then it turned into another school dream...

My "family" and I are going on a long trek to find Peter Pan. MY "family" consists of an old man who is the leader, driving an RV (Like Dale from The Walking Dead.. ), my "mother" who is Wendy from the Peter Pan movies, and my normal dad. We have a huge tour bus/RV style vehicle. We are at a beautiful spot: a lovely enchanted forest with some docks leading to a sparkling lake.

I think we do find Peter Pan, and "Wendy" goes with him, but that part is blurry. I think I wake up in the middle of the night, go back to sleep, and the dream changes.

Now it's the first day of my senior year of high school, and the counselors have completely effed up my class schedule. I'm completely outraged upon realizing my first class of the day is "Burping 101"! Not only that, but the school would not give us an actual schedule to keep, we had to remember what we were told, once. I wrote my class schedule on my hand.

So many students are so upset about this that they have a strike in the lunch room, refusing to go to their classes. Campus police end up forcing us to move along, but everyone is so confused. I end up arguing to a teacher about my schedule, and she agrees that it is utterly odd and has no idea what happened. The only normal class I seem to have is AP Comp Literature...the other ones are Advanced Geometry and Tristonometry...? Whatever.

So yeah, more nonsense, but I have noticed that my dreams are much more vivid now. I'm slowly improving my skill!

31.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was a kid and lost. I found a group of other lost kids and we were making our way across a jungle. We were staying the night in a cave when suddenly pirates surrounded us. We were captured and taken to Hook's pirate ship. Everyone was scared but I decided I would make the best of this situation, as I've always been obsessed with pirates. I befriended Hook and he showed me around the ship. There was a lot of work to do but I was happy to help. We were sailing in the blue ocean when something hit the ship. It was a huge crocodile that had been following us. I instructed everyone to load the cannons. As the crocodile was creeping up the port side of the ship (Pirates of the Caribbean Kraken-style) I shouted "FIREEEEEEE" and cannons starting going off. The crocodile's limbs flew off and there was a lot of blood in the water. Sharks arrived and devoured the dying crocodile as we kept sailing.

I was laying down in bed, trying to WILD into a dream for an afternoon nap. I had noticed a couple times before, that I had fallen asleep and was actually laying in bed in a dream. I felt like I had woken up immediately after I noticed. I decided to try to do a noseplug RC based on that, even though I was certain that I was just in bed, awake.
Air went straight through my covered nose holes. Lucid!

I was really excited but I couldn't see anything because the world was pitch black, I thought about experiencing the dream as a blind person and what that might be like. While the world was still shrouded in darkness, I felt my way to the door and tried to phase through the wall. Didn't work. I tried visualizing what it would look like and suddenly my visualization became the world and there was light. I was even more excited now because I knew that this was going to be a good dream!

I yelled out across the barren streets, "Dreamer! Where are you? If you want to come with me on this adventure then you need to get here now".

She appeared, walking down the street, pushing a stroller with a baby inside it. I think that her hair was brown in this dream. She casually moseyed on towards me, in no apparent rush, while I put my hands to the ground and decided to make a base portal pad to try my new teleportation technique. The ground sunk in a little bit and had the appearance of a vortex.

I looked at Dreamer, who was then only a couple meters away from me, and I motioned for her to get over here. She sat down on her bum and started to act like a small child, she said, "I Don't WAAAANNA...", as she made a pouty face. I motioned again for her to hurry up and she threw her baby at me, which sort of bounced across the ground. I said to her, "Now that wasn't very nice."

Then I raised my hands so that my palms were facing her and I sent loving energy that I was sure would make her all grown up. Then I motioned for her to get up and join me one last time. She stood up and walked over to me. We stood over the vortex and held each other close while it charged up. I asked her if she could see where we were going. She nodded and said, "Mm. Yeah! Neverland." I remembered the advice that Dreamer had given me IWL about successful teleportation and I started to feel where I was going, instead of just visualizing it. The vortex/teleportation pad made a charging up sound like vrooooovrooovrooovroovroovrovrovrooooo that got quicker and quicker until it made a Zap noise and we changed locations. We were in a dark room that was filled with bunk beds. I looked around and there were these young kids that were wearing baggy clothes. They looked like a bunch of young ruffians and they were all staring intently at us. One of them asked us, "What are you doing here?"

I told him that we were just visiting and we wanted to hang out with them, for fun! I started to walk around the room to explore the surroundings a little bit and I noticed that Dreamer had turned into a little girl that was wearing a purple dress. I considered trying to make her into an adult again, but I had other things to worry about.

I found one guy in the room that looked a bit older, like he was in his 30's. He was sleeping on a metal slab and I tried to wake him up, but I couldn't. I hear this woman cry out, "Oh Jack...why won't you wake up". I turned around and asked who she was. She ignored me. I asked her, "Wendy, I presume?" She was very distraught so I didn't bother her.

I proclaimed loudly to the entire room, "Who's in charge around here and where is Peter Pan?" This young looking kid with black hair walked forward and said, "I'm Peter pan!" He was wearing tight pants with a hoody. He told me that I should follow him and that we were going to go on an adventure. I followed him outside and he grabbed my hand then took off into the sky, flying. I sort of fell out of my body and had a new body. He was carrying my old body into the sky with him. I Yelled out to him, "WAiiiiiiiiiit", while trying to keep up by flying towards him. He slowed down and took my hand. Oh, and I was totally carrying Dreamer in my arms at this point because she was like a little living doll that looked like a small child. She was pretty heavy too, I thought about letting Peter Pan hold her but I didn't.

We were flying up towards the stars when this really cocky and beefy looking DC came out of nowhere and hit Peter Pan so hard that Peter disappeared entirely. I floated down to the ground, set Dreamer down nearby, and said to him, "WTF Man, I was going to go on an adventure with Peter Pan and you totally ruined it". He just looked at me with a cocky grin and said, "What a waste of time, I was going to destroy the whole lot of them soon enough anyways."

I didn't like this DC at all so I punched him really hard in the face and he smirked at me, as though it didn't effect him at all. I started punching him at super speed, 10 punches a second with each hand. He kind of laughed about it. I started to get a little bothered so I used my ridiculous strength to punch him so hard that he fell onto the concrete. I got on top of him and preceded to punch him with such force that he sunk deep into the pavement and all of his bones were liquified. I felt kind of bad about being so violent towards someone, even if he was a total dick. I looked back at Dreamer and she looked normal again, but with brown hair. Then I woke up.

I'm walking alone through the Midway at Circus Circus. It's night and there aren't as many people as I expected, which is a complete relief to me. Someone comes up behind me and grabs my shoulder, spinning me around to face them. It's a really beautiful girl. She's blond with blue eyes and she smiles brightly at me, telling me how glad she is that she found me. I feel really happy to see her as well and we hug each other tightly for a long moment. She releases me and takes my hand in hers, dragging me into some random direction. I don't really pay attention to where we are going because I trust her and I'm just happy to be close to her. I hold on tighter to her hand and she leads me to a part of the Midway that I've never seen, which I find odd because I basically know that place inside and out by now. We stop at two dark entrances that are hidden in a corner. One leads to a Peter Pan ride just like the one at Disneyland, and the other is something else but I can't really tell what it is. She really wants to go into both rooms but I get a really bad feeling and I grab her arm and try to pull her away from them. She looks at me and tells me that I have to choose one, but I become terrified and almost start crying. She lets up and allows me to drag her away from there. I lead her away, walking quickly.

12-24-2012 -- [Very cool dream, but a lot of running through passageways chasing stuff in a way that there aren't as many details to post as one might like. So a long, great dream that might not make as great a long dream post.]

Starts as almost a kind of live video game, where I seem to be wandering through a park-like area with a bunch of people I know (not friends, not enemies, just acquaintances). There are enough trees that there is a slight wooded feel, but nothing like forest. There are lots of colorful things flying around. The closest I can come is kind of a cross from a snitch from Harry Potter and Impetuous Implings from Runescape. These things come in a variety of bright colors, and look like the little flying imps, but they almost vanish from sight, move 'wicked fast' and make the slight tinging sound of a snitch in the HP movies.

Anyway, we're grabbing for these things, and they're dodging us. There are almost sort of paths through the woods, and I am taking a path further south, while many others are taking paths that are more north, except one other person that is following me south. It is sort of like a competition, and each of us is trying to be the one to grab more of the things. It is slightly messy and gross because we swat them and splat them, and get bits of bug guts all over our hands, but it is certainly kind of fun.

In another comparison to Runescape, the dream seems to slightly merge in strange rocks, as I think there are 15 varieties, and we have to catch two of each of them. But as we keep moving further west on the south path, the wood is soon morphing into a set of hallways in a large building, with hints of a layout kind of like a school, with rows of classrooms separated by narrow hallways, except the entire thing is completely enclosed. There are also hints of many of my old dreams that involve chasing through or hiding in a building, with hints of laboratory to it.

There's lots of running around, chasing these little things, jumping, diving, and generally doing all kinds of stunts to manage to grab each one before the other person does, and it is long, and very fun, but not detailed enough to write about, on a moment-by-moment basis. But it took a while, and was a lot of fun.

Slowly things continue to morph, until the building is becoming more a giant department store, with us running through different departments, and dodging between tall aisles of shelving and clothing racks and the like, again, similar to many chase dreams I've had in like settings, but fun. About this time, there is the first hint of personal flight, though it isn't too big of a deal, and doesn't claim too much of my attention, yet.

We've been moving more toward the east end of the store, but now we turn around, and are heading more west again. The competition is getting less and less friendly, and there is more and more slight hints of me being chased, rather than imps, but it still is fairly friendly. The store aisles are turning more into warehouse aisles, with racks of pallets stretching higher and higher, and the people chasing me becoming more and more military, as the dream begins to feel more and more like a specific warehouse dream I had lately that I will have to track down and try to link to. About this time I think I also run into a large fire-breathing (but flightless) dragon, which I have to dodge around.

So I am heading back to the west side of the warehouse again, and they seem to be closing it down for the day, as all the lights are off, and it is getting more and more dark. They are still running forklifts, however, and they have lights on them so they can see where they are going, as they approach the trucks for unloading.

At this point, I hear Abby Sciuto (from NCIS) calling out to me, and she is kind of hitching a ride on me, somehow half climbing on me, half just attaching herself to me. She thinks I have a forklift, and in the darkness, doesn't realize I'm just kind of half-flying, half-hovering around. But she is calling out to Gibbs and laughing and enjoying herself as I quickly swing through the area and around all the others, before heading back on the path toward the East, lighted end of the warehouse again.

As I reach the other side, I find myself kind of face to face with what seems to be Captain Hook, and he is threatening me. I say something back, which outrages and threatens him, and I am almost sure it is a movie quote, though I can't remember what it was. But anyway, he is challenging me to a fight which will involve flying and sword fighting (very Peter Pan), but it seems to be kind of a play, because he is climbing into a theatrical sort of flight harness, and they are bringing one over in my direction, as well. Need I say they are very shocked when I don't bother waiting, and just begin to fly on my own.

But the dream adapts quickly, and they are still bringing the harness to me, but it is quickly turning into more of a chain, and they are trying to chain me down, or perhaps chain me to the Captain Hook character, who is growing taller and taller by the moment, and is turning into more of a Galactus type of figure. I am dodging the guy with the harness, having my usual problem of him managing to just barely stay in reach, making it difficult to get away.

I finally do manage to break free, and since the Galactus character is now big enough that I have no chance of facing him head-on, I fly back into the warehouse to try and hide from him. Except the building has now turned into a fancy looking office building lined in nice red slate-like tiles, and I am dodging behind pillars and through large bathrooms, trying to gain distance and escape deeper in the building.

I suddenly have a premonition, and know what he's going to do, just before he does it, so I am not terribly shocked when he rips the entire building out of the ground and starts to twist it this way and that, and shake it, so he can manage to shake me out onto the ground where he can stomp on me.

[I know the last part sounds horrible, but the whole thing was neat, and a heck of a lot of fun!]

So i get the usuall fall though the bed type sensation as I enter the dream. Everything is black for a moment, and then I hear a loud ruckus. I head out of my room and I see my pops in the hallway. I told him whatever it was it scared the crap out of me. He says that there was a blown transformer, an he needed to look at something. I headed out into the kitchen and looked out the window and saw my brother pulling up. He got out of his car, and said something to the windown, but i couldn't hear him........wait a minute....I'm lucid, I need to do some things.

I jumpped out of the window and decided I was going to pay Neverland a visit...I headed north, and found myself at this house that belonged to a group of kids. There was a kid dressed up like Spider-man...but he was fat, and his costume looke more like lose fitting pajamas, two girls; one could have been my age, and the other one was much younger and this other guy. I asked the other guy whats the best way to get to Neverland, and he pointed out a particualr window. I lifted it up, and jumped out, and Spider-man asked me if I needed any help. I sized him up a second, and said "nah i'm good bro". Then I asked him "how's Mary Jane?". "I'm still tapping that.", he replied. "Well nevermind then." I said and headed off.

I immediatly had this "oh crap, i'm still in my backyard" moment when i saw how everything looked around me, but was completly convienced that this wasn't my backyard when I saw rocky coast line just ahead. Several pirate ships loomed in the distance, and the cloast was dotted with stone forts and watch towers. I was on the beach when I noticed about four pirates. All armed with daggars and swords.

There wasn't anytime to think about what may have happened to this magical place, because it was go time. One lunged for me and stabbed in my direction. I made a spin move, and continued to go behind him, while grabbing his left arm that stuck out like a tree limb. Once I had a hold of it, I proceded to spin this guy around and around until he killed the next pirate with his own extended blade. I tossed him on the ground, and quickly recovered a dagger from a fallen foe, and parried the now dizzied pirate, and easly killed him. I grabbed that blade, and fought the next guy, who was armed with two short swords. Two parries and two stabbs later one more was left. He was pulling out his pistol. Obviously he was the smartest of the bunch, but he wasn't a fast draw. I air rushed him, and time seemed to slow down as I approached. His gun had barely been lifted out of his holster, and was still pointing at the ground. Two more quick thrusts to the chest and he was out.

He started to say some last words, and then I sliced him again in his throat, nearly cutting his head off. I was pissed. What happened to this place? Have the pirates taken over completely? Where's Peter? Where's the lost boys? I needed answers. I took to the skys and popped a pill that granted me super speed for a limited time. Everything blurred around me as if I were in hyperspace, and when things returned to normal, I found myself at a broken down, tagged out city. It was the middle of the day, but there were a lot of people partying. There was a band playing, and a bunch of people just dancing. I shifted through the crowds looking for somone who may have been in charge. There was a girl with green spiky hair dressed like a rocker that was watching a tv monitor that I decided to talk to.

Me: Where are the lost boys?

Her: They broke up

Me: What? (I wasn't sure because of the loud music)

Her: THey broke up.

I told her about how hooks pirates seemed like they had a crap load of numbers, and seemed to be heading in this general direction, but she didn't mind. I looked at the monitor and there were guards posted at this door (dressed like saliors) that got took out by this squid guy. He looked normal exept for pink skint and four squid like arms that popped out of his waist. The guy cold clocked two guards and started burrowing below the floor. I turned around and saw that this was actually happening in real time. "Did you just see that", I asked. "Yeah, it's just show", she replied. I yelled at her and headed to the area, and showed her that it was going on in real time. I could see myself in the monitor. I was wearing my black nintendo shirt, and flaiting about while this guy continuted to own guards. Enough comedy, it's time to take this guy out.

Two of the guards tried to grab the guy, but he shedded all of his legs and slippe out, and grew new ones. I was punching him and he seemed damn near invinsible, but I decided to try something different. I grabbed him, and flew up higher and higher. With more altitude the squid guy continued to inflate like a balloon. Finally I dive bombed with him in hand suplexing him into the lazy river. Obviously this woulnd't have hurt him, but we were just up several hundred feet and that water is pretty shallow. He exploded on impact and some of his remains were still in my hands....they felt like old shredded up intertubes. I have to find and bring the lost boys together, but who do I find first? Why did they break up? and What happened to Peter? The place I was at had that "rebelious youth" type feel to it. It almost had "what if the lost boys grew up" type vibe to it. Either way, it was time to wake up.

NON DREAM DREAM LUCID

This was definitely a LONG dream. And it consisted of more famous people than I'm used to...which is saying something, because they're pretty much all I ever dream about.

I'm at a ski resort with two characters from How I Met Your Mother, Marshall (Jason Segel) and Lily (Alyson Hannigan). We're all there to go snowboarding. We all push off from the top of the hill and start boarding down, but not in the proper way. At least, I wasn't. I was sitting down on my snowboard and sliding down like I was sledding. But it was fun, and we kept shouting out "WEEEEEEEE!"

I kept getting stuck on piles of snow or something, but eventually all three of us made it to the bottom of the hill. There, we met a business-looking man who was trying to advertise new ski slopes to us. He had a model of the Black Pearl, the pirate ship from Pirates of the Caribbean. Apparently there was a new slope modeled to look like the boat, and of course I got really excited, exclaiming, "Oh my God, that is my favorite movie. We have to try this thing!"

So, somehow, I'm standing in a line waiting to get inside to this ski slope at the top of the hill again. Marshall and Lily are gone, and instead a bunch of people from my school are in line with me. Everyone has these plastic cards that have about 50 cents on each of them, and you cash them in to get your ticket and go inside. I only have five cards in my pocket, and when it's my turn, I give them to the old man who's running the register.

He says, "Sorry, I'm gonna need about 40 more of these." But when I check my pockets, all I can find is plastic wrappers and other random junk. I say, "Can I go back and get more?" and he says, "Alright, but only this once. I'm not gonna let this happen again."

I thank him and run off, not sure of where I'm going, exactly. Finally, I make it inside a nearby building, which turns out to be my school. There are a few students I recognize walking around, but I ignore them. I take out my cellphone and call my mom, to tell her that I don't have enough cards to get into the ski resort and that I don't know what to do. She doesn't answer, and, annoyed, I leave a message.

I remember catching a glimpse of my reflection in some sort of mirror. I was wearing a thin white sweater, black pants, and my hair was in a ponytail. Definitely not proper snowboarding attire, that's for sure.

Anyways, somehow I come to the decision that I'm just gonna leave and go home, ditching the whole snowboarding thing. I start walking in random directions. I cut through classrooms, which are apparently all connected by doorways. Finally, after walking for a long time, I come to this little library thing and see and open window leading outside. I start climbing through it, but some lady (who I guess was a teacher) stops me. She asks me some sort of history question. I think about the answer for a minute, but I don't know it. So I shrug and say, "I don't know. I'm not in this class."

Then she says, "Oh! Well, second hour tomorrow, then!" I feel like it's useless to try and keep explaining to her that I'm not in her class, so I just laugh and keep walking away. The walk is extremely short, and I suddenly find myself hopping over a fence and in my backyard. I look into my neighbor's driveway and see my cat. He's fighting a squirrel. Apparently, this is normal, so I keep walking towards my house. Suddenly, though, the squirrel heads for me, and tries to attack me. One of his claws gets stuck in the back of my sweater (which is now red) and he starts pulling me back.

That was one strong squirrel. He keeps pulling and pulling and he's winning. I shout out for help, when, suddenly, I realize that none of this makes sense at all.

I become lucid. I instantly relax, knowing that I can't get hurt, and the squirrel lets go and runs away.

I wake up. Or, so I think. With my eyes still closed, I know I'm still dreaming. However, I'm afraid that if I open them, I'll actually wake up. I perform a reality check. Okay, I'm dreaming. I need to open my eyes, so I do. I'm in my mom's bed, which sort of makes this a partial false awakening, because that's not where I fell asleep. Thankfully, I haven't woken up in real life.

Now I feel like achieving a personal lucid goal of mine--flying. I stand up and walk to the edge of my mom's bed, crouched down, and got ready to jump off. Suddenly, the song "You Can Fly!" from Peter Pan started playing. I pictured how Wendy just started easily flying around her bedroom with the help of Peter Pan, and while I didn't have pixie dust, I did have faith and trust. So I jumped off the bed, and to my surprise, I was flying!

I started floating around and flapping my arms like a bird before I flew into my living room. I saw my mom sitting on the couch, texting. "Look," I said, "I can fly!"

She looks up at me and smiles a little, before going back to her phone. What? Why isn't she more excited? I'm flying, after all.

"No, look! I'm actually flying!" I say, and start flying in circles right below the ceiling. She says something along the lines of "That's great," and goes back to her phone again. Whatever.

The dream switches, and I'm not lucid anymore. Aww. I'm standing in what I guess is supposed to be my dad's basement, even though it looks nothing like it. A bunch of people are down there, including Justin Timberlake. I don't know. So, anyways, the basement is designed to look like a rainforest, complete with plants, rain, and animals. Lots and lots of animals, mostly birds. I decide that our basement is so cool, that I just have to take some pictures.

I walk over to one little section of plants that has a bunch of birds. The birds are all very pretty and colorful, and they seem to be posing for the camera. There's one bird, however, that just gives me the creeps. It can't fly, it just walks around. It's fat and grey and has a reddish pink bill. It starts fluffing up it's feathers in a threatening way when I start taking pictures, so I start to walk away. Unfortunately, it follows me.

Scratch that, chases me.

Everyone starts laughing at me (including Justin Timberlake, the bastard) as I try to outrun this freaky bird. I pick up a big white blanket which is just sitting around and hold it up in front of me so that the bird can't hurt me, but it starts pecking at my feet, which the blanket isn't protecting. Now I'm freaking out, but my dad is standing there, teasing me about the whole situation. I throw the blanket aside and run up the stairs, finally escaping the bird.

I remember another dream, even if it was only a fragment. There is something about a school bus carrying kids back from a sleep-away camp. My friend A is in my dining room, on some boxy, ancient looking computer. She's on the camp's website because she just got back from the camp, and she's telling me everything that happened. There are profiles for each camp counselor, and A clicks on the one for hers. Turns out, her counselor was no other than Karen Gillan.

"No way," I say, "she was your camp counselor?!"

A is confused. She doesn't know why it's such a big deal. She doesn't seem to know that Karen Gillan is a famous actress.

I'm in a different dream now. I'm in the ocean, although it's very shallow. The water is blue and crystal clear. I have a bucket full of shark fins, and they're covered in butter and stuffed with vegetables. We're going to feed them to...the sharks.

I'm with Matt Smith and Emma Stone. Matt is teaching both Emma and I how to properly feed the sharks, which have now started swarming around us. The sharks are very strange looking. The have pointy noses that are encrusted with weird, tribal-looking designs. They have yellow eyes. And they're big, about as big as a grown man. They seem friendly enough, though, so they don't freak me out too badly.

We start throwing the fins at them, and they gobble them up. That's when Matt decides to tell us, "Oh, and this is illegal, you know."

"What?" I say, "Illegal?!"

"Well, yes. I mean, these are shark fins. And we're feeding them to sharks. That's cannibalism. And that's illegal," he responds, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"Oh," I say, "Okay." We continue feeding the sharks. Suddenly, though, the sharks all start swimming towards us at an alarming pace. Matt Smith has transformed into Ashton Kutcher, and I know Emma Stone changed to someone else, too, but I don't remember who.

The sharks all turn so that they're swimming vertically, heads above the surface of the water. The ocean has turned into a giant pool, with rather murky water. The sharks press me, Ashton Kutcher, and the mystery person up against the wall of the pool so we couldn't move.

"ASHTON!" I shout. I'm freaking out. I look around, and we're surrounded by the freaky sharks.

"Stop! Don't worry! This is...this is just what the sharks do. It's their ritual. They think we're one of them! It's okay!" he says. But I know it's not okay.

But I don't care. Somehow, I manage to pull myself out of the edge of the pool, and Ashton and the other person follows me. We feel relieved that we escaped from the sharks, but as I turn around, I see one shark has followed us. It's standing on it's fins, walking like a person, and...smiling at us, in a rather creepy manner.

I scream, grab a buttered shark fin out of the bucket, and hold it up in front of my face, hoping it would act as some sort of a peace offering to the shark. I guess I'll never know, though, because I woke up.

This was a very long dream, and a rather hilarious one, at that. Most of it was non-lucid, but the during the small lucid part, I flew, which was a personal goal of mine. Yay!