Lol I remember a random part of my dream included Cvan. He told me on MSN "hey this is for if you feel like fapping" and gave me a link and I thought it would be a porn vid but it was a porn .gif of something I can't remember what. Haha xD Okay, another part of my dream. We (myself and someone else that I can't remember who. It might've been my brother) went to this martial arts place. I think that Jacinta (a highschool friend) was there and that she was training and I think she made us feel unwelcome there. We went to two different martial arts places and she was at both.
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID The Camp and the Colonel I can't remember that much about this dream which I had around 2.30am. One and a half hours after going to sleep. I think the first half of/ the dream was in first person, the second in third I was at some sort of cabin in the words, and one of my friends was there (never seen them in real life). He had this massive porn collection and all the titles were something like final something 1, final something 2 and so on. He then explained to me that he had collected these DVDs on all media and showed me a chart of video >> DVD >> Blu-ray. The chart was in pictures showing a video (which looked like a picture of an envelope) a golden disc(DVD) and behind that but over the top a blue disc (blu-ray). I dont remember what happened next but then I was in the woods and this old English colonel guy with a moustache was begging me to let him sleep in my bed. He assured me that there was no funny business going on and tryed to give off the impression he was scared. I was unconvinced and thought he wanted to be in my bed for less savoury reasons but relented. I woke up I woke up again around 4am and couldn't remember my dream. However im pretty sure it had a monkey in it
There was a building with three levels. They were connected with escalators and it was like a library somehow. There was this guy, Paul (screw using initials for names anymore), a friend of Daniel's. He was hoping to lucid dream. The thing is though, he was about to go to bed and asked to have a porn magazine, because he wanted to look at it before he went to sleep so that he could wake up and have lucid sex with one of the girls in the magazine, lololol wtf xD
The house under construction and the bathroom I'm at a construction site again. I was just here like a couple of days ago!! This time, my dad's in charge. The foreman, I guess. I'm just looking around the inside of this house with the beams up for the doorways and walls, but no sheet rock or anything. I vaguely remember friends being there with me. I went to find a bathroom and the toilet wasn't there. So, as brilliant as I am, I found some toilet paper from who knows where and started unrolling it and putting it on a pile on the floor. I guess the objective was to pee on the pile of toilet paper and then dispose of it?? I got interrupted somehow and ended up walking around to the backyard. It was so weird getting there. It was like the house was underground and to get out I had to go to the uppermost level of the house. When I got there I looked out a window to see a detached garage that... how do I describe this? On a garage door, there are four panels that kind of fold when you use the automatic opener. This one only had two, so it was like half as tall as a normal garage. I wondered if the house was for little people. The backyard and the Kevin Spacey chase So I'm in the backyard and it's wooded. There's like a track in a circle to walk around in. I see someone running in the track and it's Kevin Spacey. So now, of course, it makes sense to chase him. So I do and he runs off the track and out of the backyard past the house into the neighborhood, where all the other houses on the block are finished. He trips up as he's running down the driveway. Now it makes sense that he take me into the garage of the next door neighbor's house to show me his penis. He starts taking his shirt off and before he can get to his pants, I notice the door from the inside of the garage to the inside of the house is cracked open a little bit. The guy on the computer jerking off Inside the house the door is open a little bit to the kitchen. I see sitting at the table with his back to me the guy that lives there working on a laptop. Kevin Spacey is gone now. The guy on the computer is flipping between playing online poker and looking at porn. He's clearly jerking off. He is jerking off so much that his penis explodes. Not like a fiery explosion, just like poof, in half, and now he has no more penis. Now Andrea's with me at this random house that we're not supposed to be in. The guy leaves and we decide to check out the house. Looking for what I don't know. Escaping the house Now we're trying to leave the house and we're back in the garage and we see out a window the guy who lives there coming home with his wife who has the biggest boobs you've ever seen on a woman. And he's got an ice pack between his legs and is walking funny. They're getting out of the car in the driveway. Andrea and I hide under the car that's in the garage. They don't notice us and we go out the side door. Now we're cutting across everyone's front lawns going I don't know, maybe home? Now we have four Rubbermaid bins that go under the bed, two green, two red, and we're sliding them across the lawns. I look back and Andrea is asking me where her sister is. I told her she's still at the house and she tells me that I better call her or text her and tell her to get out of there because the people are home. So I try to text her on my phone but who knows what I said to her because all of a sudden I forget how to make intelligible words.
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