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Cay's Dreams

Dream 1
I was standing out by the koi pond with my sister and mother. "The fish are getting restless," Mom remarked. "Probably because of all those salamanders." Indeed, the fish were darting back and forth in the water, trying to shake off small, flourescent salamanders on their backs. I thought it was weird, and performed a reality check.
I was lucid for a good thirty seconds, trying to construct a portal to Chichen Itza (portals and teleportation being my worst skills) when I woke up to the alarm clock I'd set for WBTB.

Dream 2
I became lucid a bit faster, but hadn't succeeded in my goal, incubating Chichen Itza so I wouldn't need a portal. I was standing in my own yard, except that it was a frozen wasteland and there were small mud and straw huts everywhere. Where my house should've been there was a gray stone tower. This was the anamoly that caused me to reality check. Anyway, I shortly realized that I was wearing armor- and proud to find that it was of my own design, something I'd planned to wear in dreams once I got good enough. I found the warhammer I'd designed slung across my back, and tested it on the side of the nearest mud-hut, which basically crumbled. "Doesn't seem like very practical housing," I muttered. At this point, a cry of "Hey! YOU!" rang out, and I was surrounded by guards who seemed rather upset with me. Their uniforms resembled some from Skyrim- I haven't played a lot of Skyrim, but I've seen a hundred images of the guard who took an arrow to the knee, and it was his uniform. Anyway. I decided my best option was to GTFO, so I cleared a path by swinging my warhammer and sending two of the guards flying backwards. I ran over one and he cried out as my sabaton made contact with his temple. At this point the dream was fading a bit, so I tried to activate my senses while running. I ran directly into the barbed wire, which was the only thing still in place on my property. "This shouldn't have even been invented yet!" I sputtered. Two guards caught up to me, panting. One presented me with a scroll. "This is a summons from the lord. If you hadn't ran, you would only have had to bring back 10 troll heads to pay for those damages, but as it is you've been bumped up to 15." "Er, what?" I said as I untangled myself delicately from the barbed wire.
Then I woke up and had a time trying to fall back to sleep, with no success.