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I miss a ton of dream signs. I am going to start doing more reality checks irl. Pretty long entry today.

Really Awesome Movie (non-lucid)

I sit down with my parents to watch that new movie Inception on DVD. It starts out pretty normal like the trailer. Then Robin Williams shows up and all hell breaks loose. It is fuzzy but he explains to a group of young adults the dream is the new reality. And there is a war raging for their minds or something goofy. But then I see a giant sized Incredible Hulk an other super heroes, both known and unknown, running down the highway. Picking up cars and destroying stuff and fighting. It was crazy.

The weakest young adult hero said he never had a lucid dream. Robin Williams shows him the van fun of alien looking guns. The guy picks up and guy and shoots himself. Then he shoots a beam from his hand at Hulk and it changes his hair. Robin Williams says “A haircut? That is all you got? We're doomed.”

BroZ is yelling to us from upstairs and we can't hear the movie. It is already on low volume. D tries to turn it up but there is a tech failure and the volume won't change.

Baseball Tryouts With a Sexy Time Traveling Cyborg Cop From the Future (non-lucid)

I am trying out for a baseball (!) team. At first I am in left field and doing real bad. They keep hitting the ball over my head or to the side and I just can't get it.

Then I go to a dugout to wait in line to bat. The guy at bat is crushing home runs. When I do get up to bat I do poorly again. I hit weak ground balls and even get hit with a pitch. I won't make the team.

But while I am on deck, I notice a man standing beside me. The Cyborg is pitching. She takes a gun from her holster and places the laser sight on his head. “Go home” she tells him. He turns around and sits on a picnic cloth with a computer. He types something and disappears. The player beside me is blown away. “He must be a time traveler” I say. Then my vision fills with “Time Traveling Cop 2188” like a tv show and then back to normal. “What year are you from I ask the Cyborg pitcher?” She comes to me behind the fence.

She gets real close and shows me this flashlight thing sort of gadget on her arm. I put my arms around her waist. “What other gadgets are you hiding?” I ask. Her eyes bulge from her face and light up green. Night vision.

“Let's call it a night.” She yells and tells us all we have another try out tomorrow. My ride home is waiting. I clean up the bats but can't find mine.

Free Sandwiches (non-lucid)

I am in car and drive over a bridge. A man tosses several sandwiches in the topless car. The girl I am with explains the ingredients and said it is too big. Last time she could only eat half and still felt like she was going to die.