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This dream started out on an island that connected to my parents' house. I was with my brother and we were scavenging for weapons, materials, and ammunition to defend ourselves. He had found a really nice rifle in a graveyard and he used it to scare these looters that attacked us with pistols. After awhile we made a little house out of cloth and this crazy lady made a house right above ours and she was seriously out of her mind. She kept throwing fire bombs and gasoline at us and then occasionally shooting at us until I went into our house and grabbed that nice rifle then she'd go hide. I eventually got tired of the game and went to go take a nap. Was wonderful, after I woke up from the nap I had felt like I slept for days, I was so refreshed.

I got up and my brother was outside and this girl was there too. It was kind of awkward to see her because we have a little bit of a history, but I hugged her and she was somehow a foot taller than me. She took off the highest high heels that I have ever seen and then she was a foot shorter than me. I was bored so I decided to WILD while sitting on a chair and I realized that every time I closed my eyes, I could see normally after a few seconds even though my eyes were closed. Realized it was a dream and then moved stuff with my mind just to make sure.

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I immediately started making out with the girl and undressing her but my dick wouldn't fit inside her pussy at first so I let her give me head for a while and then I tried it again and it barely fit because she was so tight. After awhile the dream started to fade and I had to stabilize and that made everything look like it was an old photograph. This random DC came out of nowhere and started talking to people so I asked him, "You're going to a WILD sex PARTY RIGHT?!" and he responded, "Why yes, of course let's go".

We teleported to another building, inside a room that looked like a bath house

There were several women in there and I remembered what I wanted to do. I had two of them lick my cock while one of them licked my balls and it felt incredible. I liked it so much that I grew another dick and had 3 girls lick and suck on that one and that made it feel even better. The sensation of the many tongues and having two dicks at once was something that I'm not entirely sure is possible in the waking world. It was a sexual ecstasy I have never experienced before. After what felt like 20 minutes of this, I finally woke up.

I'm with my wife and a friend of mine and we are visiting this random woman and her young daughter. This woman has large piles of the new yorker magazine and we are making fun of the new yorker. We say that it falls in the pretension line somewhere between the new york times and the weekly world news. People read it on park benches to look smarter than they are. The little girl is laughing and clapping.

We turn on the tv and start watching a movie. The movie is a Rocky movie and i can't tell if it's Rocky 2 or 3. Some of it is about how Rocky and Apollo are going to fight again so i think it's Rocky 2, then there will be a scene where Apollo is training Rocky so i think it's Rocky 3. Then Adrianne says that she thinks it's weird that Apollo is training Rocky when they are preparing to fight. They all laugh at this.

Scene change.
We are at my house, but it isn't my house. People are throwing April and I a house warming party. April is talking to people on the front porch while I am hanging out in the kitchen with a bunch of people i just met for the first time. They are all talking about their drug phases. They say cocaine, shrooms and then one guy says that he very recently tried DXM at a robo party. I chime in to say that DXM used to be my favorite.

Suddenly the girls are squealing and giggling and i see that the guys in the room have all pulled their pants down. The guys stand up and walk over to the girls who are sitting and the guys are jerking off while standing right in front of the girls. The ladies are looking up into the guys eyes while they do this with big smiles on their faces. I say "what the fuck is going on?"

One of the guys says "Look this is cool. This is how things are in the city. Something gets going and you go with it." The women look over at me and nod and smile, then turn their attention back to the guys and start making encouraging noises.

I make my way out to the porch and say, this may be a bit too much for my wife. I pick up an ipod off an outdoor table and put on a random playlist. The song "Tuesday's Gone" starts playing and i look back in the kitchen. The girls and guys are where they were before, now the girls are begging the guys to come. Everyone starts making noise and the guys ejaculate all over the kitchen.

I ask one of the girls to get me a bleach wipe under the sink. She laughs and gets it for me. While i am cleaning, my wife comes in the room and tells me she really likes the song. I say, "it's your ipod."

"Really?" she replies.