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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! The title says it all. I've got no idea if she was a mother, but she was pretty damn fine for a lady a few years older than me.

21.30: Sleep

05.25: Lucid MILD
I'm in an elevator with two other people. I suddenly realise I'm dreaming. The elevator stops and we get out. The doors close behind and I look around a bit. A latino woman around fourty is standing nearby. She seems a bit uncomfortable and pushes the "down" button. I push the "up" button instead and look her in the eyes. "You want to have some fun instead?" I ask confidently. She gets this look like: "How can this guy be that confident?" and seems a bit interested. I tell her something I can't remember and we get in the elevator that just arrived. I grab her ass with both hands in the elevator and in just a few seconds it's arrived on the top floor. I look around, it looks like a regular attic.

Spoiler for 18+:

I lie down on my back in a bed in the corner and she starts teasing a bit. My pants are getting a bit tight. "You know what that is don't you? How about you do something about it?" She lies down on me and it feels awsome. 'Damnit, this can't get messy, I've gotta work tomorrow'. The dream starts to fade as she starts to give me head, which feels even more awesome.

05.25: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had extremely long and weird dreams last night, I can't be bothered to write them down really. Did a small WBTB and after that it started with a LD in which I was going to have sex, this led to the "unfaithful schema" being active and it all turned into a nightmare when I lost lucidity.

23.30: Sleep

Spoiler for 18+:

11.00: Getting down and dirty MILD
I'm with a latina girl and I intend to have some sex. I go down on her and notice a vein going from her belly down to her thigh. "What a cute vein" I say. She touches it. "This? It's a chakra vein, makes me able to control my chakra." I start pleasuring her with my tongue while she's rocking her body back and forth. I time it and she moans in pleasure.

The dream slips from me and I end up in SP. I lie still and visualize a scene in which I'm having sex with the girl. I almost end up in a dream before I black out.

I wake up in a bed next to a girl. I know I'm on a boat cruise. I position myself ontop of the girl who just woke up. I slowly start to realise what I've done last night. I drank myself stupid and ended up having sex with this girl, cheating on Monica. I get up and get out of there. I almost throw up from the anxiety. 'Fuck fuck fuck! What the hell have I done?!'

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 12½ hours

Supplements: Galantamine + Choline at WBTB.

That's it! Well, on G+C you're in for an extremely long dreaming period. That can be good or bad, unlucky me this time the unfaithful schema took like an hour to go away, it stayed there for a few dreams.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a couple of random dreams last night, had a beer or two and didn't expect to dream much really but I did! Even got lucid twice which was such a relief. Hadn't had a proper one in a while.

02.00: Sleep

11.30: Dreams and fragments
*I'm in a warehouse, it's a couple of meters across but seems to go on forever. I see Stewie and Brian from "Family Guy" on a red rocket. They take off into the air and disappear. 'Awesome, I want to make a rocket too and do that.' I look around for rocket parts but only find a fire that has almost gone out. There's white coals everywhere and I figure they must have heated a water tank over that then using the pressure to make the rocket fly. I walk around the warehouse and people start showing up.

I spot a few boxes with different screws in them. It's a big mess and I decide to organize things a bit. 'Hold on, I bet I could get paid to do this.' I look for the manager and find him, he's an old man with a cane. "Hey, how about I do some work for you and you give me hundred crowns?" I ask him. He just laughs at me and tells me he can't. "Okay, then I won't help you clean that mess" I tell him. He doesn't seem to mind and starts walking. I follow him and we exit the warehouse. The landscape is pretty amazing and the colours are bright.

It looks like we ended up in a cartoon world. A graveyard appears ahead but all of a sudden these weird, green, ghost-slimes appear from the ground. The old man's cane gets stuck in one and he can't get it loose. "Come on" I say and grab his arm. The slimes appear all around us and soon we can't even walk. I active my light super power and they can't touch us for ten seconds. I run as fast as I can to get away from the graveyard but when only a few seconds are left I realise I won't make it.

*I enter a door to taekwondo practice. A black belt I haven't seen before is there and I bow to show him my respect. A couple of white belts arrive and I start drinking water. Apparently it's graduation day and I'm going to teach some of them some moves. I realise I haven't been practicing for a very long time and has forgotten most of it.

*I'm with some friends at a Chinese restaurant. They start going into the kitchen and I yell to them to get out of there. I ask Felix what he's getting and he points at a pot on the table. I look inside and it's full of rice and vegetables. I decide to get the same.

*I realise I'm dreaming and touch the shovel I'm holding to stabilise. My legs feel funny and I'm in a dim lit room. The dream starts to collapse and I black out.

11.30: Arigato goshaei mashtah! DILD
I'm lucid from the start but it starts off in a funny way. I don't know why but all my friends are getting a dream each, with a special theme that they will love. It's my friend G's turn and I know he loves sushi, so we're going to a sushi restaurant. We're in the poorer part of a town and up ahead over a small bridge is a shack which I know is a Japanese place. G's sister is standing by the door. "You can't come in yet" she tells us and tries to close it. "I don't care, this is a dream" I say and squeeze through a hole in the door. "Goshaei mashtah!" I say out loud.

I sit down next to a Japense guy eating rice and shrimp. I grab the shrimp and eat it, it tastes great. I start goofing around, talking home made Japanese while eating his food. He gives me an angry look but I flick the chop sticks with a Bruce Lee "HOOOOO" and one gets stuck in his eye. He doesn't seem to be hurt though and I ignore him. My brother and G takes a seat and I eat some more rice. A waiter shows up with a beer. "Do you want to drink endless amounts of beer?" my brother asks me. "I'm not wasting a dream drinking beer" I tell him. "One of the longest lucids I've had in a while and you want me to waste it just like that?"

I look down at the table and there's a pie there with purple blueberries and custard. "Awesome!" I say and grab the plate. I finish the pie and touch the swirling patterns on the plate to enhance my sense of touch, stabilising the deram a bit. I get up and head into the kitchen where I found my mom. A group of girls are having dinner by the table, my sister is there too. I talk to my mom for a while but I can't remember what. "Oh well it doesn't matter because this is a dream anyways" I say. I walk up to the table with the girls. I grab a blonde one with her back to me and pull her to her feet. "No wait, he's not going to, oh yes he is" my sister says as I pull down the blonde girl's pants. She's got a pretty revealing, black, sexy outfit.

Spoiler for 18+:

I take off her panties and she bends over. The view is amazing but I remember not to focus too much. I go down on her from behind while looking at the wall to remain rooted in the dream. After a while I pull down my own pants but the dream fades quickly.

11.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Supplements: Lots of alcohol

That's it! A couple of points for the competition the day it ends. This Friday I'm going for a proper WBTB with some G+C. We'll see how it goes.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a few beers, didn't dream much, but I did manage to figure out I was dreaming when I was entering SP after a dream. Quickly turned it around and induced a little sex dream with some effort.

01.00: Sleep

10.30: DEILD
I'm standing on a high platform with a woman. I get the feel she's my mother. "Just jump, you'll be fine" she tells me. I look down onto the beach way down there. There are a couple of rings on the water, indicating fish. Apparently I have to jump into one of them to be safe. "There's no way I can land in any but the closest" I say. They're all very far out but I decide to go for the closest one. I jump as hard as I can and land in the water, but it's not, it's some kind of green slimy plants. And it's not even a foot deep. I don't hurt myself though. I can feel myself waking up.

I lie still when SP kicks in. I'm lying in a very weird position where my legs are out to the sides. I start visualizing lying in a bed at the place I was just at. Everything's black but I try to imagine a girl as good as I can. Monica is half naked with me in bed.

Spoiler for 18+:

I go down on her and she enjoys it alot. I go at it for atleast a few minutes, I can hear she's real close but she doesn't quite get there. I look up and I can see! She's lying on her back in a bed. I enter her and go at it for a while but the dream starts to fade before I can finish.

10.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! A couple of points for me, but if I could decide I wouldn't have had sex. That's something I can get in real life, I'd rather play around with telekinesis. Haven't had a proper stable lucid now for ages.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! My recall was kinda lousy when I woke up, do have a few dreams I recall. Won't go into much detail as I have stuff to do. Let's get to it!

23.00: Sleep

10.30: Dreams and frags
*I'm in a rock band of some sorts. I play the guitar and it sounds pretty awesome. The lead singer wants me to try singing but I tell him I have no singing voice. I try it out anyways and we rock it out. It sounds a bit like disturbed, pretty cool feeling.

*I'm playing Battlefield 3 only I'm actually in the game. Standing by some buildings I kill off alot of people who doesn't seem to see me. A tank shows up and takes aim at me.

*I'm having sex with a girl I don't know. She's on top and not tight at all and it doesn't feel too nice. Suddenly I get lucid. I enter her as deep as I can and she moans. "That's it!" she says and I start pounding away.

*I'm in a car going up a big hill. My friend is in another car on a parallel road. We arrive at a big gate and the guard asks me which school I'm in. I shout at my friend, asking him which school we're in. He says the school and the guard opens the gate. I get out of the car and walk up to a big mansion. In the speakers, someone's bragging nonstop. I recognise the guy they're talking about as my brother's friend. "I had sex with four women last night" he says.

Later that evening he's going to have sex with all of them again. I watch through a window as he walks into his little house below with two of them. The other two are left waiting in the house I'm in. I walk up to them. "Hey, wanna have sex with me instead?" I ask one of them. She seems willing enough, but says no. "Later perhaps" she says. I smooth talk her for a while when the door suddenly slams open. I run into another room and try to hide, but the door to my room slams open aswell. My dad and my brother comes walking in, they put on a weird paper rocket suit on my brother.

10.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Took some new supplements for the first time last night and this morning. Worked like a charm, perhaps a bit too good. Mental overload. Anyways I got my lucid, I haven't had any tasks in particular in mind lately but I still had a good time. My second LD in which I had sex and didn't wake up.

23.45: Sleep

06.30: Are you 18? MILD
I'm watching a girl of twelve or so bike around on a busy street. She crosses the road and is amazingly not hit by any cars. A man with some kind of flying robot by his side is chasing her. I follow the girl into a hotel. I go into first person perspective and I'm the one who's being chased. I run towards the elevators and enter one of them. A man with a baby cart goes in after me and prevents the doors from closing. I push all the buttons and hope for the door to close. The man who's chasing me appears and tries to grab me over the cart but fails. He walks out of sight and I figure he's going up the stairs.

The doors close and I press the "3" button. Aswell as all the rest to confuse the man if he checks. I get out and look around. 'Gotta find a place to hide!' I only see apartment doors and realise I have no time to waste. I enter an apartment as quietly as possible and close the door. There are two closed doors infront of me, one to my right and one infront of me. I enter the one to my right and take a peek. I see two adults sleeping in a bed. "Who's there?" a woman asks. I close the door and run out of the apartment as fast as I can.

'Perhaps the next floor will be empty.' I run up the stairs and enter the first door to my left. It has the exact same layout. Once again I enter the room to my right and once again it's a bedroom. A little girl is sleeping on the bed. I figure she won't notice me if I get under the bed and lie there until the man chasing me cools off.

The dream skips. I wake up in a bed. 'Where the hell am I?' I can hear someone moving next to me. 'Oh fuck, I fell asleep next to the girl!' I start whispering to the girl, explaining what's going on.

"Also, I think I'm dreaming." I say. "I've been going in and out of lucidity all morning." "What's lucidity?" she asks me. "It's when you are lucid in a dream, you know you're dreaming." She giggles and moves closer to me. She doesn't look like a small girl, more like a teenager. "In that case" she says and gets ontop of me. "Wow, wait a second, how old are you?" I ask her shocked. "Old enough" she says with a smile. "Are you eighteen?" She shakes her head. "Are you eighteen?" I ask again. Once again a headshake.

'Hold on, that's Monica!' "Are you eighteen?" She nods and I'm good to go. I enter her and come in just a few seconds. I focus on things around me to keep me in the dream and it works. I've left a mess though and I grab some paper to clean myself up. "Are you coming with me downstairs?" I ask her. "Nah" she says. I finish cleaning myself up, but realise I didn't have to. I exit the apartment butt naked, whistling. I head down the stairs, feeling the smooth, wooden, curved handles going on both sides. "I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER!" I sing loudly.

I count my fingers loudly. "One, two, three, four, five, all there!" I reach the lobby which is empty. I feel like breaking some stuff. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" I yell as loud as I can, focusing on breaking some windows. After a few seconds they all shatter. 'Cool!' I walk to the right into the dining hall. There's a big bar in there and I spot two waiters. A large bottle of coke is on the bar and I try to break it with my mind. It starts bubbling like crazy but I can't break it.

The barman appears. 'Perhaps I should kill him... No, that would suck.' He tells me something which I don't quite get. 'Uh oh, dream starts to fade.' I turn around and see a whole table full of breakfast. I grab some bread and shove it in my mouth. Next up is some hard cheese and after that some egg shells. I chew franticly as I regain some clarity to the dream. I grab a bun aswell and eat it all up. The dream remains stable a few seconds until it starts to fade again.

06.30: WBTB 15 minutes

09.30: Dreams and frags
*A girl seems to like me and follows me around. The dream skips and I'm at my old house where I grew up. I walk to the back and see atleast ten reindeer in the woods. They come up to me and my mom and starts licking my face. "Check if they have any diseases" I tell my mom who does so. A bunch of people show up and we all sit down in a circle. A kid with ADHD interrupts us and we yell at him. My youngest brother, Morgan, is sitting next to me. I can see he's got tattoo's all over his body.

*I'm cooking food for our group in two pans. There's onions, carrots and some red paste. "We need to buy more onions and stuff" I tell my brother. I leave the pans for a second to check the freezer. It's filled with blueberry pies. A vampire has a crush on me. "That damn vampire woman, I might have to fuck her to get rid of her" I tell my brother. I get back to the cooking and there's barely anything left. I mix them two and pour some taco spice mix into it all.

*My aunt Helen is getting married and she has trouble deciding what her last name should be. I give her some advice about mixing her current one with her husband's. She wants to use her dead brother's name. "Dead brother? He isn't dead?" I ask her confused. She tells me a story about how my uncle Tony died, when they were younger. Apparently he fell into the lake and hit his head on a rock.

*I'm with Martin and my cousin Linus. We're at some exhibition, there are dinosaur skeletons on shelves and I check them out. I know they're fake, but my brother thinks I think they are the real deal. He decides to mess with me and makes the shelf sway.

*I'm with a group of people and we're playing some kind of game. The goal is to go through a house that's like a maze. In one room with a bookshelf in it, I get separated from the rest as I head into the next one. It's got an oven in it and I realise you have to crawl through the oven to get to the next room. It's hot though. I try to cool it down with a sponge and cold water but it's not getting much colder. My cousin Therese shows up. "We have to restart" she tells me. "Damnit, okay then" I say. To restart it all, you have to die. I hold up a paper version of me. She cuts it with a big knife. I open my mouth and let her insert the knife there. I can feel it going in at the back of my throat but it doesn't hurt. It's extremely uncomfortable though. She shoves it in hard and it feels weird when it hits the bone. I slowly black out.

09.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6, 100 mg 5-HTP. WBTB: 1 x Lucid Dreamer, 100 mg L-Theanine.

That's it! The L-Theanine didn't really work. I still had trouble going back to sleep. Oh well, the rest did what it should.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I'm not sure if I should be pissed, or happy. Just woke up from the longest lucid dream I have ever had, but sadly I only recall two thirds of it... Had another LD after falling asleep aswell, and the dreams were very entertaining for me last night. Lots of recall, and four of my set tasks completed!

01.00: Sleep

06.00: Kicking some ass
I wake up in bed and someone's standing next to it. I freak out for a second before I recognise him, it's Fredrik from my old class. "Hey man!" he says and takes a big swig of beer. He's clearly very drunk. "What the fuck are you doing here?" I ask him. I can hear them partying up above, and figure he came from there. He sits down in a chair next to my bed and spills some beer. He lights a cigarette.

"Get out!" I tell him. He refuses to get up and burns my sheets. I grab the chair he's sitting in and throws it into a corner next to my sofa. "What the hell man?" he asks and kicks at me, hitting my balls. "Ouch! Get out!" I tell him and flex. He kicks me some more. "This is your last warning!" he kicks me again. I slam my elbow right in his face. Dropping him to the floor. I pummel the shit out of him with kicks, knees and elbows. After a while I grab him and throw him out of the apartment.

A minute later, the doorbell rings. I take a look in the peephole and I can see three guys standing outside of my door. I recognise atleast two of them as my brother's friend and one of his friend's older brother. I open the door and they want to come in. I invite them in and realise I have to talk my way out of this mess. "We want you to explain what happened" one of them tells me. My mom is in my apartment with a few kids now, and they're making alot of noise. We walk into a room and I'm trying to remember exactly why I kicked their friend's (or brother's) ass. The kids are still making alot of noise, and I can't remember properly.

06.00: Flying and falling MILD
I'm lucid, and have been for more than ten minutes already. I'm with two other people, one whom I think is my grandma and the other one is my friend Eric. As I have been using one super power already, telekinesis, I figure it's time to use another. "Let's fly!" I tell them and start to float. I grab Eric with telekinesis and make him fly aswell. My grandma seems to know what to do, but we're not ascending quickly. "Wow this is a stable lucid dream, I've been lucid for what, ten minutes now?" I ask my grandma. "About that yeah" she says. I remember my current task, to free fall.

I look down at the ground below, we're atleast 40 feet up. I let me and Eric go, and we start falling. "Wooohooo!" I say as we fall towards the ground. Just a few inches from the ground though, we're stopped by some invisible force. "God damnit" I say. Pretty cool though to have superpower survival instincts. I jump a bit and take off again. This time, I bring out a big rubber band, and fling it at my grandma while still holding it. It attaches itself to her, and I drag myself upwards. We fly upwards into darkness for a while.

The dream skips. I head through a door into a corridor. My three friends Eric, Felix and G are just behind me. It's like we've just come to a house up in the sky from flying. I spot the silhouette of two naked girls in a window. We all hoot a bit. I look around, we're in a living room. My friends take a seat in the couches and chairs and turns on the TV. I sit down in a corner. "Can someone turn on the light? This dream is so dark, and I'm afraid of losing it" I say. Felix flips a switch, making the room brighter.

I sit down in a couch and watch some TV. Eric starts talking some really random trash. I get up. "I don't feel like wasting my lucid, I'm out" I say and walk up to a window behind him which is open just a little bit. I throw myself out the small crack and free fall once again, but this time a pine tree is in the way. Several branches smack me in the face before I land on the ground head first.



I get up and check if I'm injured. My arms and my neck actually hurts. "Cool!" I say and turn around towards the house again. Two kids comes out from the back door. I wonder what I should do now, with so many tasks done. I remember the girls in the window. I give each kid a big smack in the head and they fall down, then head inside and close the door. I'm in a laundry room, and there are prison bars infront of me. I can see stairs behind them. I grab the bars and yell. "Johanna!" The dream begins to fade. I have no idea who that is.

06.00: Fragment
*I'm with my family on a big ranch. We're walking down a muddy path along two electric fences. I spot several big cows on the other side. Two farmers appear and they tell us this place is even bigger than we think.

09.00: Fragments
*I'm fishing with my brother. I catch a pike and reel it in. I soon catch another one. I try not to get entangled in all the weeds growing everywhere.

*I'm with my friends Jonas, Felix and G. We're fishing at the same place I was catching pike in a previous dream. I watch as Felix reels the lure in, and a big pike is following it. Just as it breaks the surface, the pike goes for the lure. The fish flies through the air, over the road we're standing on and into the sea on the other side. We all cheer and laugh our asses off. I spot a fish with an eye on its fin, it looks like a silvery salmon other than that. Jonas grabs a knife and tries to stab it, breaking a couple of sticks someone has put up when he fails.

09.00: The invading kids
I'm at a cabin by the woods. It's dark out, and my family is there with me. I spot something moving in the dark woods. We all run on the porch to the end and head behind a table that's on its side. "My face got all warm" my brother tells me. "I know I saw a car." All of a sudden, we hear an explosion and a blinding flare shoots out from the woods and hits our house. Its white light lights up the night. My dad appears, and I know we have to defend the house. I spot a rifle with a scope on it standing against the wall. My sister grabs a desert eagle and my dad some black army gun. "I want the rifle" I tell him and grab it.

I head down the stairs and as soon as I'm down, a girl comes rushing in through the glass door.



"Freeze! Hands in the air!" she yells at me, pointing a big rifle in my face. I aim at her but I can't just shoot a little girl. I let my rifle go and hold my hands up "Okay, I don't want to get hurt, I give up, ple..." I smack her weapon down on the ground and drop her with a legsweep. My mom shows up, she was in the room next to me. "Take care of her" I tell her and I take my foot off the gun and let my mom stand on it instead.

I can hear a shot go off and turn around. Her older brother, but not much, is shooting at me from outside. He's got a rotweiler barking by his side. I head behind a counter. "Where's the ammo?" I ask my mom. "I don't know" she tells me. The boy fires another shot and I respond with my own shot and reload with the spring. A solid feeling. I spot a box of golden ammo lying on a shelf, but it's in the middle of the corridor. I wait until the boy fires another shot before running towards it and stand behind a small pillar. Another shot is fired and I grab the box of ammo and head upstairs again. I tell my family about the kids.

09.00: Sexfest MILD
I'm watching some big ass orgie go on in a bed. There's a famous porn star there, and she's going at it in ridiculous speed. Like someone's fast forwarding a movie. All of a sudden, there's only my friend Eric and a girl ontop of him, myself and another girl left.

Spoiler for 18+:

I'm naked, and the girl starts sucking me off. It feels way too good though and I ask her to stop after a while. "Do you swallow?" I ask her. "No I don't, you have to come in my hands" she tells me. She gets off me and brings out a bag of red, plastic bag shutters.

Okay, this doesn't feel right. Does she intend to clip those over my balls? I check the time, it's the year 1998. Neither me nor Eric had girlfriends back then, cool. I wipe myself off a bit when I get lucid.

I figure what the hell, might aswell play along. "Alright, blow me" I tell the girl. "Hold on, what will you do for me?" she asks me. "Will you go down on me?" "No way I will, you're probably disgusting down there" I tell her. I can't believe a DC is refusing me! This has never happened before. After a bit of arguing, I agree to go down on her. "Do you promise?" she asks me. "Yes! I promise..." I tell her. She clearly knows I'm not going to do it, because I know it.

She keeps stalling, and I don't have that much time. "Okay then" she says and starts giving me head. Just as she begins, the dream begins to fade. I spiral down into darkness, but the feeling is still there, but vague. Soon I can't feel anything and wake up.

09.00: Escort to MTG shop
I'm with another guy, escorting him through a very grim looking city. A guard dressed in a formal suit appears. He salutes and marches on. "Some routine" I tell the other guy. I've got a black rifle in my hands. We head through a small alley and arrive at a square. Several people are there, most of them looks like bums, dressed in black and hoodies. The entire place feels like "Knockturn Alley" in Harry Potter. I head into a store which I know sells Magic the Gathering cards.

I can't find the deck I wanted to buy though and I head further into the store. A girl on a chair puts out her feet so that I almost trip. She giggles. "Do you have trouble seeing or what?" I ask her. She looks at me, and her right eye goes all red, and I can see laser coming out of it. She's trying to blind me. "Knock that shit out or I'll smack you" I tell her and grab her arm. "Don't fucking look at me" I say and let her go. I grab the decks I can find and ask the guy behind the cashier for the price.

"When will we play?" The guy I was escorting asks me. "Why not now? Anyone in here who wants to play a game?" I say out loud. A Chinese guy tells me he wants to play, and shows me a very rare card. It has all kinds of strange rules I don't recognise, and everything about the card is different. We listen for a while as he explains the rules, nothing makes any sense.

09.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements: None

Tasks completed
NORMAL BASIC ACTIVE BASIC PASSIVE ADVANCED PERSONAL

Recall atleast 6 dreams or fragments in a single night
Use any kind of superpower
Ask a DC for something
Free fall from a height that would normally kill you

That's it! What a crazy ass night of dreaming for only 8 hours of sleep. I hit myself when I couldn't recall more of that lucid, it would have been the most epic lucid up to date. I know I had a very nice time, and the length of it was incredible. I'm only used to a couple of minutes of lucidity.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a pretty sweet night. Alot of dreams actually and I couldn't go back to sleep after my second lucid.

23.40: Sleep

06.00: Floating on a balloon
I'm with Monica on a bus and we're on Gran Canaria. "This is the last day you know" I tell her. "Oh, that was quick" she says. We're satisfied though. All of a sudden we're in a river. I'm holding onto a black balloon. Two ropes go down a few meters from it, and at the bottom there's a swing. Monica stands on the swing. I try to navigate but it's really hard. All of a sudden we stop. Our anchor has gotten stuck at the bottom. Monica pulls it free.

We decide to go upriver this time, but we keep sinking. I flap my arms and we rise to the surface. I check the balloon and it's getting smaller. All of a sudden we arrive at some house. There's a guy there with a very high-tech looking chair. "This is a new game, like virtual reality" he tells me. I inflate the balloon again and it almost bursts. I figure the rubber has been stretched too much. "You're the first one here actually" he tells me. A few other people arrive.

06.00: Half arsed WBTB 15 minutes

07.00: Weird game, weird girl MILD
I'm playing a very weird game. It's some kind of RPG game and I'm a character called "Mummer." It's a white clothed monk-looking guy. He's fat, and he uses spells to attack. To make the spells work, you have to wave your arms in certain ways. There are loads of spells to be used, but I can't do more than one, which is some kind of laserbeam by holding one hand back and one to the front. I kill a monster using it. I'm starting to get frustrated. I watch a video of some guy who does some awesome firespell.

The dream skips. I'm now going to play the game with my brother Martin. We're in my bed and Martin chooses the warrior. I get up and head over to the table to fetch something. When I get lucid. "Hey Martin, you should join me" I tell him. I explain that I'm dreaming and that we can meet up in the dreamworld. "Just take these earplugs and go to sleep, I'll wait for you." Martin heads over to the bed and I'm left standing there. I get bored in an instant. "Hurry up dude" I tell him and head out.

As I open the door to my appartment, I hear a very loud rushing sound. Like some pipe is leaking loads of water. The elevator is about to close and there's a black dog standing outside of it. With the leash going into the elevator. "Wait!" I yell and grab the door just in time. A girl in her late twenties, with short black hair is in it. "Trying to kill your dog are you?" I ask her and push the button. She gives me a big smile. I grab her breasts and kiss her to pass the time. I remember that I can't close my eyes and open them instantly. I almost lose the dream.

The elevator stops at the bottom and we get out. I start going to the right, she to the left. I don't intend to have LD sex. "Where's my log?" (in Swedish the raw translation means like, where's my dick) she says all of a sudden. I look down and I can see that I'm arroused. What the hell! I start walking towards her. I can see she's not wearing any underwear as she pulls her flowery skirt up. She starts walking away, teasing me with her ass. She exits the building but I catch up just outside. I grab her, turn her around and enter her. I go at it but lose the dream just as I'm about to finish.

07.00: Fragments
*I'm with my coworker Björn. We're walking on a beach. A cliff appears ahead and we have to crawl through a tight scaffold or whatever to get onto the path going under the cliff. Björn climbes through easily, but it takes forever for me to go anywhere. I figure it's because I'm so tall.

*My brother Morgan is playing a first person RP game. He's trying to hit a few rings flying through the air, but he can't. I push him away and try myself. One after the other I take the rings out with my bow. When the last one's been knocked down I spot a note. It fell from one of the rings. I grab it and try to read it. It sounds like a riddle in gibberish.

08.40: Drowing kid
I'm with my brothers, my mom and another small kid on a dock. The small kid keeps giving me the finger. "You can't do that, you're too young" I tell him. Fucking brat. Morgan and he runs away and we watch them. The small kid loses his footing for a second and falls into the water. Me and Martin runs over there as fast as we can and dive in. I can't go under water, it's like I've got a life jacket on. Martin goes down and after a few seconds the small kid appears. "I can't talk under water!" he says as he breaks the surface.

I grab him and swim closer to the dock. My mom grabs his arms "Watch it, he's fragile" she says. We get up and sigh. That was scary. Morgan and the kid runs further down the dock and soon after we hear a splash. Morgan shows up smiling a second later though, atleast he can swim...

08.40: Police
I'm sitting in a couch in my mom's house. I'm trying to un-tangle some fishing line. Suddenly two huge guys show up. They look like cops. They look at me for a second. All of a sudden an old man starts screaming with a machinegun in his hand. Everyone in the room is panicking, but no one fires a shot. Ater a while the cops make people put their guns down and take them out back. I look through the window and can see two of my coworkers in a small house, being interrogated by the cops. Valdis walks up to me afterwards and tells me about it. "They kept us there for an hour and tried to pin us to a crime, but they couldn't."

08.40: Tigers



I'm with my family at a nice picknick area. Some foreign guy is singing at the beach. Martin and I head for a walk. We spot two huge white tigers walking. "How much do you reckon they cost each?" I ask him. "I dunno, probably more than a million each" he replies. The tigers walk away but another one shows up, it's more got some orange in its fur. It runs past us and god damn it's huge! And the speed, it's amazing. People stand still, intrigued and frightened at the same time.

A few more tigers show up and they run all over the place. One heads right into a few bushes and starts rolling around. The bushes are left in a big mess. My mom's dog starts barking and I grab her by the collar. I take her into the car and lock her in. I start imagining African's going up against a tiger with a spear. Damn they must have balls of steel.

08.40: I'm a firestarter! MILD
I'm given some random orders by a girl. "Get my money I've saved, they're hidden in my small clothes." I'm at some kind of farm and ahead of me is a couple of barns. I enter one of them and the inside is such a mess. Blankets are everywhere and I recognise three similar "Bart Simpsons" blankets. I spot a small cupboard and open it. A small plastic bag is inside with a few coins. I spot an old five crown bill in it aswell. I thought she was poor. There's a dog hatch on the wall and I decide to exit there. After a bit of struggling I manage to get out.

I turn lucid like that. Standing infront of a second barn with a huge open door, I think about what I want to do. "Hello?!" I yell out loud, someone must be around. No answer. I remember an old task, looking in my pockets. It looks like I'm wearing my taekwondo pants. The right pocket is empty. I visualize finding a lighter in the left and I feel on the outside of it first. There's definitely a lighter in there. I pull it out, it's metallic. I light it and it produces a very cool blue flame.



The wind is picking up as I try to light a flame in my hand, after a second try I manage to do it. I extend my hand towards the barn and the flame shoots out. The barn catches on fire, it's blue. I fill my hand again and light a few more places on fire and a few trees behind me. I remember the current basic task. To eat something. I take a bite on the lighter, it's solid metal. I fill my mouth with fire instead and swirl it around a bit before breathing it all out, setting the barn on fire even more.



I figure it's time to go as the burn is burning normally. I reach out with my hand and make the plastic bag I had left on the ground, come zooming. I jump and start to fly. It's not going very fast though, and I have to struggle to go faster. I fly over the barn and land on the other side. I'm wearing a backpack for some reason. Oh right, there are tigers up ahead! I look at my hand, and it looks completely normal. I start walking towards where the tigers are at. I jump and start flying.

08.40: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Awesome dreams.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

I am watching an advertisement - it seems like one about "independent spending". It starts off with a classic McDonald's Golden Arches animation and text that says "MacMicDonald". Then a woman on a sports field starts talking about how her mother controlled all her bank money. The next is a young girl kicking a soccerball around the green playground at school. This makes me become lucid, but it doesn't last for very long before I lose lucidity.

Later, I salvage the "independent spending" advertisement dream. At the soccerball/green playground scene I become lucid again. This time I am able to hold it. I walk a bit through the playground and quickly end up in the classroom. (I remember seeing several classmates.) I know I can find my guy.

I soon see the back of him. He's wearing his red shirt. He turns around - he looks the way he did at the SAT. I grab his shoulders and try to pull him towards me, but to my surprise, he pushes me away rather forcefully with quite a defensive expression. I hesitate, a bit shocked having a dream character refuse me. I try again, and this time he doesn't resist. I kiss him in the mouth, then tongue him. Suddenly we're in the bedroom (or another comfortable place). I straddle him and ride him for a few seconds, and try to roll over so that he can fuck me from the top. But the pleasure is too extreme and I wake up pulsating... (and feeling awesome. :])

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Didn't recall much except some fragment about monkeys before eight. Went back to bed for thirty minutes and had a few pretty cool lucids. Sadly though, some sexual frustration shone through and made me unable to think clearly on my goals. Did manage to summon a DC in a way!

11.30: Sleep

01.00: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up. There's someone drilling a hole in our ceiling from above! I can see the drill and long thin hole they've already made. I'm so shouting at them. I get up. "Monica" I say and intend to tell her this time I'm not dreaming it. I take my cellphone to get some light up on the ceiling. There's no hole or no drill. What? I check the pillows for the dust that was coming down. Nothing. Oh well.

08.00: Fragment
*Monkeys.

08.00: 10 minutes WBTB

08.36: Flowers MILD
I'm at my friend G's appartment. He's playing video games with his other two friends and it's my turn to play some real life one. Apparently you go down into the basement and whack these small rods hanging down from the ceiling. I need something to whack them with, and I spot a very cool aluminum weapon, with a sharp hook at the end, lying on the table. I grab it and head for the door. "Dude, that's mine, you can't have it" one of G's friends say. "Oh really? What am I supposed to use then?" I ask him. He points at a pile of iron bars. They are all deformed. Someone knocks on the door. "It's probably my neighbour whining about the music again" G says and turns it down.

I grab a hammer lying on the table. "You want me to do this then?" I ask his friend, threatening to smash his damn weapon to pieces. "No, come on stop it Matte." I let the hammer go, grab a metal bar and leave the appartment. I head down the stairs, at the bottom there's two people. A Spanish-looking dude smiles at me, I figure it's his neighbour. At the entrance of the basement, I meet up with Monica. There are three different corridors infront of us, with rods hanging from the ceiling. I start running down one of them, I get completely soaked by some pipe which is leaking. I whack them all and run into complete darkness.

A green field appears infront of my eyes and I stop. Monica's next to me. I realise I'm dreaming. "Wow" I say as I look around. We're standing on a small hill covered in green grass and different kinds of plants. There's clover all around us and not far away is the sea. I spot a big yacht. It appears to be a hot summer day and I decide to activate my senses fully this time. I get down on my knees and feel the grass. Touch all plants I can and smell them.

I grab a handful of them and stuff them into my mouth, it doesn't taste much but the texture is just right. I look at Monica, she looks happy. We start looking for different things to eat. Sadly there's not much fruit in Sweden, but I find a green ball-looking flower. Like a flower which hasn't bloomed yet. "Oh babe look at this!" Monica exclaims. She's holding a cloudberry. "It looks just a raspberry." I put the flower I found in my mouth.

I don't have time to taste it though before the dream fades. I lie completely still and think about the scene I just left, I imagine touching the plants.

08.36: And bees DEILD
I'm touching the plants around us. I'm back! I look at the sea once again, this time I see several boats, the yacht is very close to the shore. "Show us your titties!" I yell out. No one on the boat even cares. One boat goes up on the shore though and people are climbing out of it. Monica and I go closer. My primal insticts kick in, I feel like having sex. "Let's have a threesome" Monica tells me. Uhm, sure haha. I look for a woman our age. The people who came ashore looks like a family, a few daughters but all too young. "There's a woman" Monica says and points.

A completely naked woman appears. She's walking towards the family, and must have been sunbathing or something on the beach. We run down the hill towards her. When we reach her, she's in water up to her waist. She's tying her hair up in a knot and when she puts her arms down, I can see her perfect breasts. I know I'm dreaming so I don't really have to ask her for anything. I walk towards her. "No Matte, please don't" she says. Apparently she knows my name. I want to hold her but she keeps backing away, all the time with a teasing smile on her lips.

I know how to make her more willing. I put my hand on my forehead and drag it downwards, changing my face to whatever face she think is hottest. I can't feel any change myself, but it's an illusion, she sees exactly what she needs to see. "Oh damnit, my legs are tingling" she says and squirms.

08.36: Let's finish this! DEILD
I wake up in my bed. Tyrion Lannister from "Game of Thrones" is sitting on a chair next to me. That's weird. He tries to distract me with nonsense, but I decide to count my fingers instead. I count eight. I know I'm still in a dream. Apparently "Weeman" is coming aswell, but I don't care. I decide to finish what I've started. I get up and leave my appartment. I head down the stairs and exit into the light. It's so hot! Everything looks amazing and I activate all senses I can. I know the girl I was just about to have sex with lives nextdoor.

I walk the few meters while touching the bushes to my right. I grab a handful and stuff them in my mouth. Very rough texture. I head through the door into her building and spot a few McDonald wrappers, I try to see if I can smell anything in particular, but everything smells normal. I chew the plants while heading up a flight of stairs and stop at the first floor. "Terrybrook" it says on the door. I knock. An older woman comes down from the second floor and looks at me. I smile and chew my plants. I point at the handle of the door and imagine it being unlocked, and it is!

The door opens and there she is. She's wearing a bathrobe. She gives me a big smile and tells me to come in. She runs into another room and I walk in and close the door. I get an adrenaline rush from the excitement. Crap! Relax, you won't wake up yet. I take two steps.

And wake up.

09.36: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8½ hours

Supplements: None

New Powers: Face illusion

That's it! Kinda cool dreams, and I'm so glad those DEILD's worked like a charm! Advanced Task complete, woho! The illusion power was also a new power for me. Might come in handy some time.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Bad morning! R.I.P 5 of my entries. I not only lost a bunch of awesome dream entries, alot of text in the forums aswell! I better hope the people I was teaching something really read what I wrote and remember it. Anyways, had a very cool dream last night, and the most hilarious Nightly Adventure up to date.

22.00: Sleep

23.20: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and I'm pissed! I grab my pillow, bring up some spit from my throat and spit at it violently. I throw it away and do the same with the next one. Monica is sitting at the computer. "What are you doing?" she asks me. I throw all her pillows away aswell. "Fuck off!" I say angrily (not sure if it was meant for her or the pillows, but I think the pillows) and lie down to sleep without a pillow. Some of them didn't make it to the floor and I have to kick them off the bed with my feet. "Aren't you going to sleep with a pillow?" Monica asks me. "No..." I say and try to fall back asleep. After a few minutes I get up reluctantly and we both laugh.

09.00: Fever and a horny girl
I'm in my appartment, waiting for Monica to come home. I'm pacing and I know I'm running a fever. Shit gets very trippy from here. I walk around for a long time, shouting random things. Having hallucinations about strategies, work, life, theories about all kinds of shit and I feel threatened. I hear someone at my door, pounding on it. "Leave me alone!" I yell. Ok calm down, this is just the fever hallucinations. I enter the kitchen and look at the counter. There's paracetamol everywhere in different sizes. I grab three pills, one which is as thick as my middle finger.

I grab a glas of water and try to gulp them down at the balcony. It's almost impossible but I get it down after a few tries. I enter the living room again and I figure I'll do a hand RC. I count my fingers, eight. That can't be right. I re-count them, seven. Uhm, okay last time. I count eight again but I'm still not convinced I'm dreaming. I jump and the gravity is off.

The dream skips. I'm in a restaurant kitchen. People are working like crazy around me, scrubbing floors and fans and cooking food. There are two girls my age there. "I miss working in a kitchen" I tell them. They laugh. "No seriously, I mean it's hard work, but it was kinda fun if you got into the flow and knew what you were doing." We talk for a while and all of a sudden, we're all naked. One of the girls starts to hit on me.

She gives me a kiss on the lips and grinds herself on me, moaning. I'm getting hard. I push her away gently. "I've got a girlfriend sorry, so I won't do anything with you. No more kisses either" I tell her. She's super hot, but I manage to hold back my urges. "How come you don't have a boyfriend? You're very cute" I tell her. She smiles at me and laughs. "That's a secret" she says, and winks.

I figure she's just screwing around with different guys. I notice something red and it's coming from my leg. There are small scratches all over it and they're bleeding. It's like we've had sex, very rough sex at that. "It must be the painkillers I took, they're acting as blood thinners" I say.

The dream skips. I'm walking up some stairs with my friend Felix. I tell him about the kitchen. We're just about to enter the appartment Monica is in, and I feel very bad about what happened.

09.00: Fragment
*I'm with my friend Henrik and G. We're up on a roof and we have a very old moped with us. We all get on and start going down from the roof. A staircase going down is filled with water. I refuse to go under there. We jump down to another roof and I land hard. There are countless roofs under us and it seems as if we have to jump all the way down.

09.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Man I'm so pissed about the crash... Oh well, atleast it made me start backing up my entries.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

Note: These DCs are real people, but the names have been changed to protect privacy.

It started off non-lucid in a pool/chill room of some sort. Banana was saying some suggestive things about Rolleyes and I again. Shadewink, sitting next to a fireplace, heard it and asked, "Alex's in love?" I sat down next to him and said no, but not emphatically, to show I was in love with him. We talked for a bit about love. I forgot the specifics. It felt so real.

[scene missing]

I somehow became the babysitter in a family with a 5-year-old serial killer lunatic boy. It was exactly like a horror movie. I was alone in the house, then I turned and saw the boy grinning with a dagger in his hand. I had to keep a lookout for him, and he always appeared where I wasn't looking. I managed to dodge all his attacks. On the last attack I dodged, he pulled out a fork next, and somehow I made him land in the laundry hamper, which I pushed out a door that I then closed.

Then the family came home. The two daughters wanted to take a shower, and I joined them. I saw the eldest had big breasts and she was taking small, paper-thin supplements, so I asked, "Does it work?" She said yes. I asked if I could have some. (The younger daughter said "No!" as if not wanting me to change who I am.) She told me I'd be able to get them in a mystical garden, which was shown to me. But first, I had to return in a time machine to a time in the middle of things - in medias res.

So I then returned to the pool/chill room. Without me (and Banana, or Shadewink, it seemed), they'd gotten Dennis, who was passed out on the floor anyway. I went into the next room; the guys were sitting n a circle, and greeted me. Victor asked where I was going. I told them I was going to "buy something" in Chinese. Then I elaborated: "I'm going to buy something called Fifty Basket (a drink shop)". And I ran out of there. I knew with that lame excuse some of them would be bound to chase after me, and so I ran. I ran over the familiar swimming pool & resort landscape from my unwritten dream on 5/21. My adrenaline surged, and I was losing the dream. I was able to salvage it, however.

Finally I vaulted a fence and at the other side, Banana came over with a bundle of the pink supplements in the shape of a lotus. He told me, "You do know this is just a dream, right?" I replied wistfully: "Can't I take this into the real world?" But here I'd already become lucid. I wanted to stay lucid for longer. I walked about on the now empty and sandy place, changing night into day. I lay on the ground and tried to change the medium I was lying on, to no success. I then decided to have random sex, so I changed the dreamscape into a beach with more people. Most of the people resisted my advances, so eventually I grabbed a green electric toothbrush and went for it. The feeling was intense. I could hear a voice saying, "This is what is meant by libertarian sex(uality)", and "99.9%" of something. Then I came violently, already half awake and feeling myself pulse in bed, and woke up.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a couple of interesting dreams, but because my habit of writing them down is almost gone, I didn't do it. I recalled the dream and fell asleep again. The dreams are therefore full of holes, but I had a good time still. Although after dreams like that, I start to question my sanity.

23.00: Sleep

09.00: Jackass
I'm standing at the foot of a big mountain. I'm with Monica and my friend Felix. We're looking at a map of the different skiing slopes. I think about my wrists and wonder if I really should be up in the slopes. We decide to get out of there and we're waiting for a cab or a bus or something.

The dream skips. I'm riding a car behind the "Jackass" guys. They're doing some idiotic stunts on the highway, with two guys on a sled attached to a car. They accidentaly slam into a random guy by the road and drag him with them. "Oh shit" Weeman says. A turn comes up and he jumps off the sled, right into a pool below. He gives a thumbs up and we continue down the road. Another turn comes up and here's where shit gets weird.

Spoiler for WTF 18+:

A second guy gets off, he's naked and is wearing a rubber. "Pathetic!" he shouts at his penis. He stands on a balcony of sorts with a low wall around it. There are stairs going down to a lower level, and below there's a chick sunbathing, only wearing a thong. He starts masturbating and tries to get her attention. Soon he's shouting and the girl starts walking up the stairs. The guy comes all over himself, but it doesn't look real. They must be faking it somehow I think.

All of a sudden I am the guy himself. The girl walks up to me, wow she's hot. She sits down infront of me and wants to have sex. "What's that? Is it snot?" she asks me and points at my stomach. I tell her it's nothing and try to enter her. I can't get in, she moans a bit.

10.30: Looking for fishing hooks
I'm at a restaurant with a guy I used to work with. I get up and enter the small store nearby and look for fishing equipment. There's alot of different kind of jars with food in them, but no fishing gear. I exit the store and ask one of the waitors. "Yeah you can buy it in the store furthest away" he tells me and points. I start walking through the big mall and go down an escalator.

Monica is with me, we spot the store located furthest away in the place and enter it. It's an ice cream bar. The ice cream looks delicious and we decide to order some. Monica goes first and tells the guy behind the counter what she wants. He sticks his head down into the freezer and scoops up a yellow ball. He closes the box and somehow sticks his entire face down into the thing. He must be drunk or something.

I don't feel like eating ice cream anymore. The guy wipes his face clean and gives me a smile. I look at the different kinds of ice cream.


10.30: Fragment
*I'm watching a football arena being filled with soldiers. My brother Morgan's on one team and he's arranged his soldiers in a thin line formation. The other guy has them all over the place. Apparently Morgan has won eight games in a row.

10.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Was up kinda late last night, and I didn't expect to get lucid at all. Had two lucids which was sweet since my last lucid was a week ago. What happened can be read below.

01.30: Sleep

10.30: Train and bus DILD
I'm down in the subway trying to get home. I check the signs and head for an escalator going underground. I push my way through the crowd and quickly reach the bottom. A train is at the station and it's my train. I run and quickly enter it before the doors close, and take a seat. As the train starts moving I spot a coworker, Fredrik. He seems upset and is walking back and forth in the train. "What's up?" I ask him. He tells me what's up, a friend of his has been kidnapped. "She hasn't responded to any of my messages" he tells me. "Damn, I'm sorry man, I hope she comes back well" I say. He tells me she was last seen in a two kilometers radius. I tell him he could always grab a map and hold a ruler with a hole in it and spin it around to make a circle. "What a great idea" he tells me.

The dream skips. I'm on a bus now instead. A former coworker is next to me and we're sitting in the back. I start worrying about getting electrocuted by some machinery malfunction or something. I look at my hand as a habit. I've got way more than five fingers, more like ten. That can't be right... I recount them, yep, they're short and tiny aswell. I realise I'm dreaming. The bus stops and I get up. "Where are you going dude?" the guy asks me. I don't even care, he's just a DC. I exit the bus and look around.

Looks like I'm in a neighbourhood with villas. I rub my hands and check them again. This time I've only got four fingers. I intend to go to the Ninjaworld and I start walking toward the nearest wall. It's a brick wall and I rub my hands as I slowly walk over to it. I put my fingers up and draw a door line on the wall. A golden glowing line appears and in an instant the wall has transformed into a hatch. I pull the handle to reveal a metallic ATM-looking machine. "Welcome, where do you want to go?" a female voice asks me. "The Ninjaworld" I say and watch the panels change. I put my hand in the lever slot and push the button.

I fall to the ground with my hand still in the machine, but it feels more like I'm doing it on my own instead of actually experiencing it.
Everything is black for a while, suddenly my sister and Monica appears infront of me. I realise my attempt to go the Ninjaworld failed. Oh well, might aswell have some dreamsex. I start pleasuring Monica with my hand. After a minute or so the dream starts to fade.

11.00: Sick
I'm with the black mormon from House. He's almost fainted and I want to make sure he doesn't die. We sit down and talk for a while before getting up. I put his arm around my shoulders for support and walk into a conference room. Most of my coworkers are there and they're sniggering. "Yeah, totally homo to help out a guy in need" I say and help the guy into a chair. I leave the room and walk down a long corridor. I talk to some guy about previous events in this place. He tells me some rich, famous lady had sex or something.


11.00: Getting lucid in my appartment DILD
I'm in my appartment, brushing my teeth. I spit and check my fingers. I can see like ten. Again I'm not convinced entirely, I recount them. I realise I'm dreaming. I spit once again for fun and leave the appartment. I walk down the stairs and when I reach the bottom, I can't think of anything to do. It's sunny out though, and there are probably some girls sunbathing outside. I head outside and there are indeed two girls lying there in the sun. I walk up to them and lie down ontop one. We start grinding and I run my tongue all over.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! I will give going to the Ninjaworld a last try tomorrow morning, but if I don't succeed, I will just let the project be on hold for a while until I can successfully make a portal or teleport. I don't mind though, superpowers are just as fun.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! My dreams usually stick to some basics. Everything usually looks "normal", but not how people behave. Last night I definitely had some weird ass dreams.

00.30: Sleep

08.00: Vineyard
I'm with a few other people in a vineyard. We don't belong there and we know it. There are different kinds of grapes in different rows and we all switch rows, but I don't pick anything. I'm busy trying to not get caught by the man with some strange sowing machine walking around randomly. I jump to the next row as he turns his back to me. Suddenly he's on the one next to me. I peek up through the leaves and watch as he passes me without noticing. I jump to the next one and get stuck in some branches, I can't get down to the ground!

08.00: Sex
Monica has just tried having sex with two other girls. She really isn't into that so that's kinda weird. She tells me about it and we decide to have sex. We do it for a very long time in different positions. Although I'm drunk, so I never seem to be getting close to getting off! We end up in the shower. I take some shampoo from a bottle, I think I hear someone whining about it being theirs. I'm still rock hard, but there's barely any satisfaction. Stupid alcohol!

08.00: Fragment
*I'm standing next to a lake, looking for Monica. "Where are you?" I ask out loud and don't expect to get an answer. "Over here!" she yells at me. She's across the lake in a plastic boat. "The boat worked perfectly".

09.30: Helicopter slaughter
I'm walking with a group of people on a dirtroad in the woods. There's sheep fence on the sides and I've got a bad feeling. I'm sure a bear or something similar will rush out of the woods any minute. I look around anxiously while walking. "It's just up ahead" one of the guys say. I can hear a helicopter nearby and I look up. A helicopter appears and starts to descend. We all run towards the open field it's heading for. "How many people can you take?" I ask the pilot. I don't recall what he said, but three of us gets in. The helicopter takes off and all of a sudden, one guy pulls out a gun and shoots the pilot in the head.

The co-pilot who had control of the pedals, freaks out. "What the fuck?!". "Relax, or you'll die too" the guy with the gun tells him and sits down in the main seat. A guy in the back apparently has control of the pedals aswell. He starts messing with them, making the entire helicopter sway and almost crash into the trees. "Cut that out!" I yell at him. "You'll kill us all, just do what he says". With a hijacked helicopter, there's not much that can stop you. The guy flying the thing knows this and flies into town.

I recognise the buildings below, they're the ones my company just finished constructing. He fires away with the helicopter's minigun and wow what destruction. People try to run away but gets gunned down in seconds. The newly constructed buildings gets blasted and the lights go out. I spot a black car with a white escort surrounding it. "There, take that out instead!" I say and the guy takes the bait. The car continues down the road and is going super fast. It gets blasted by the helicopter but doesn't seem to take much damage. It backs up under a suspended road.



We dive to the ground and enter under the road aswell. The car gets annihilated, but a small girl trying to run away aswell. She gets cut in half by the spinning blades. Everything slows down and my vision zoom's in on the girl. Just like in a movie, the scene replays and the entire screen gets red just at the moment of the cut.

The dream skips. I receive an msn message from my friend G. "Help, I'm dying". I realise the building the helicopter shot at, is where G lives. His status on msn says "Away" I try to call him and I hear the "busy" tone. He must be alright then. I decide to just wait for him to call me. I grab my little mp3 player and start to play on it meanwhile. I'm playing pokemon, and I'm at work. They ask me all kinds of questions about it. "How much does it cost?". "A year ago, around 200 kronor" I tell them. I start catching strange pokemons which makes me wonder for a second, but I realise it's because I've just completed the game and new ones can be caught.

11.00: Dogs
I'm playing pokemon. I enter a house and there's a policeman there. "You have to go around and enter from the window". Uhm ok. I exit the building and walk up to the wall. Everything turns into 2d from the side. I start sneaking. I can hear the wooden boards creak under my feet. Two dogs peak their ears. I equip my ninja mask and the creaking stops. I walk some line going up the wall, and the back again, always ascending. I slide the last bit and jump into the window.

It's now first person. I meet up with a guy with grey in his beard. Apparently he's some dog legend. We enter a room. I'm a dog myself now. My dad holds a small barking dog in a leash. "They will destroy the home of pitbulls, larger dogs are going to be forbidden" he tells me. I figure I could squash that little dog with my hands, no paws... "You three weigh as much as all dogs combined lying dead outside, eighteen kg". I calculate for a second. "So, we weigh six kg each? That doesn't seem like much". "What?". We all get out of the house.

A pregnant dog comes walking. It's the most worn out dog I've ever seen. It's pregnant to bursting, looks like it's starving and is pale. Looks almost like a zombie. It collapses on the ground. I figure it's time for it to give birth. My mom's dog, Igor is next to me. "You better stay away from me by this time tomorrow. I'll be very protective by then" he tells me. I pat him on the head. The pregnant dog seems to be giving birth. We walk around it to see. It's only pooping. We have to help it to remove all the poop, and there's alot of it. I use some paper to grab the stinking shit.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements: Some alcohol

That's it! Told you it was weird.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!