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Black: non-dream
Blue: non-lucid
Red: lucid

Dream 1: gangsta music
I was in my parents house and walking down the stairs to the basement, but it was like a music video. The craziest thing was that the music playing was completely original and like some kind of gangsta music . I entered into the basement and a long dinner table was laid out with snoop dogg smoking weed at the far end, the musics still playing and next to him is a character that the song starts singing about.. Something like "but they didn't know that the father was the executioner" (father as in priest), and he character himself looked like an old school priest with a hat like van helsing, and he was smoking weed too. This dream happened maybe a few days ago and it was so catchy that I started singing it around the house for an hour, but I've forgotten it now.

Dream 2: Extremely long continuous dream
I had this one last night. I got so sick of this dream, it seemed to just chain on and on every time I woke up. The story is so long that I can't remember one part without getting it confused with another. I think there was pollution maybe? Something to do with being near the coast and there was a cliff... Monsters... The ocean... Old classmates, maybe a school trip? I just got so sick of thinking about it that I WANTED to forget this dream -.- hence why I didn't put any effort into consolidating it to memory. I think it legitimately took up all of my dream time last night.

I'm in a Danish supermarket with my mom. I'm just having a bag of chips and a fanta. When we get to the payment section we see there are no line but there are a fwe other people going there aswell. So we run for it and fights them for the first spot. We get somewhat in the middle of it. It's some fat, bald guy sitting at the counter. He thinks I'm too slow at finding my money so I pick a fight with him and all different kinds of swear words flies back and forth. (btw. I speak english in my dreams usually) In the end I throw one of my chips on the ground and tells him to go fetch and I walk out of there.
When I get to the car I see a girl sitting on the backseat. It's one of the girls we competed for front spot with in the store.
She's actually rather cute I think to myself. But I'm not exactly in a terrific mood so I just say hello and get in the car and starts drinking my fanta.

Time Skip*

The girl and I are now in a spanish styled white appartment but I believe it was in California even though I've never been there. We're talking and it's getting a bit hot. She walks out on the balcony and starts taking off her top with her back turned towards me and BAAM! I shoot her :S
Apparently I was still mad after the supermarket incident...
I'm like "Wtf I'm gone' do?!" So I light up a homemade ciggaret, you know, the ones that look like small joints. I start walking home, which in this dream was a spanish styled house on the top of a small mountain in the middle of the city. As I'm walking and I light up the second ciggaratte I remember that I quit smoking.
I'm like "aww daaamn I ruined it" for atleast 3 full seconds then I'm like "whatever this is niiice" My dreamself is really week willed
I suddenly realize that Snoop Dogg lives just beneath my mountain and he is pushing weed. So I go down there.
He also lives in a spanish styled house and the entrance is a little hole in the bottom of his wall only large enough to barely squeeze through. So i knock on the wall and look through the hole and Snoop Dogg answers: "What's your name and color"
So I tell him my name and color and he laughs at me and goes: "White boy? really?!" he then asks if I have smoked before and tells me to describe the smell and taste. I take a deep inhale and I say in a seductive voice: "mhmm... That smell... That taste... How could anyone forget?" Snoop Dogg accepts this and the next instant I'm sitting behind his house with him and some of his friends smoking weed. I tell them that my best friend and I had written a list of things we wanna do before we're thirty. On my friends list is "smoking weed with Snoop Dogg" and I tell them I can't wait to tell him about this. They laugh and we talk a little about my list and cool stuff to do in life.

Time Skip*

Next morning we all got some cards. Mine was for passwords for when I wanna buy again. I see one of the other guys has a card whit a mulitple choice question about me. It's about what crime my girlfriend and I was charged with but never convicted. The correct answer was assaulting a beggar or homeless person or something like that :S

Then I wake up.

- I quit ciggerattes in oktober last year, hopefully smoking in a dream doesn't count towards breaking that
- I have tried weed only three times in my life. I'm not against it but I don't seek it out.
- I have never assaulted or shot anybody and I don't think I ever will

I have been and still am working on my social skills and confidence lately and it's carrying over in my dreams which is really cool I'm much more charming and easy going now than just a month ago, yay! This might be a reason why I have started befriending celebritys in my dreams. Last it was Brad Pitt and George Clooney ^^

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I'm walking through a big, vacant parking lot with a friend of mine. I pass by my cousin and uncle driving through and wave, but they didn't see me. I'm not sure if they didn't see me or were just ignoring me. We arrived at our destination, a video game store, and when we walked in the place was crowded.

There was a sale going on. I remember noticing a Super Nintendo bundle being sold which came with several games I remember being awesome (including Yoshi's Island). I look to my left and the person standing next to me was the one and only Snoop Dogg.

I look at him and he seemed to realize I wanted to shake his hand so he extended it. I shook his hand and started chatting with him. In an effort to entertain, I went over the a record player in the front of the store and put on the Slits. I wasn't sure if anyone was going to like it, but I remember it sounding pretty good.

I walked back over to Snoop Dogg and he was bobbing his head and asked if it was the Slits. I told him it was and asked him how he knows them and if he's a fan. I responded that he has two friends who likes them a lot. I felt like we were becoming friends.

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Ronas house

I was at an old girl friends house--RR's. She and her mother love the ocean and the mountains in waking life.
In the dream, they had a water-fall in the back yard. It was gorgeous.

The house became a party house. Snoop Dogg was there. I went outside and there was an Amusement park
outside. I saw Dr. Seuss characters, though none looked exactly right. One was a modified Cat in the Hat.

Back in the house I was given ear ring parts and other small items to divy up when I was told
it would be "$300 or 400 for the night." I wasn't expecting that. No wonder
Snoop would be there. He could afford it. Then I seemed to remember that I
had been made aware it would be that much to stay there, and you only go to
stay the night. It wouldn't matter if you left early, you still have to pay
the full night amount.

A friend was at a pool behind the house. Someone was explaining how we had the view of the waterfall.
There were these industrial ramps or something, but someone had cracked the skull and
the ramp that would have blocked our view was never rebuilt.

I went walking outside and saw a strange mechanically moving ornament in the tree. It had gears and wheels that turned.
It was very intricate.

Then my friend jumped in the pool and started talking to some guys over a wall. I checked it out
and saw them. They were rude, so I said something ugly to them.

Later, in the hall of the house, a huge guy with a strange build--long torso and long arms, strong, came up to me and said something provocative.
I pushed the guy to show I was not afraid. He pushed me harder. He looked like he would have kicked my ass.
I punched him lightly. I told him I could hit him hard, but I didn't see it coming to any good end. Why fight.
I wasn't being afraid. I just got to feeling like fighting wasn't the answer. I admitted to him it appeared he
could kick my ass, but that wasn't the reason I didn't want to hit him.

Dream Skip

I turned into a large, white room. It looked so barron. I said, "This is like jail...or heaven!" Then I was eating blueberry sherbert with someone. It was very blueberry, though kind of gummy. At first the person I was with liked it, then not so much. I couldn't understand what was not to like about the rich blueberry!

Dream Skip

I had tickets to something. I decided I wanted to take someone else to the event.
The friend i was taking had to go to Japan for a Japanese language test so he couldn't
go. I told my other friend whom I don't know in waking life that he could go.

I was looking at houses for sale. I went oven a hill and jumped it the way I did
in a recent dream. I was in some kind of shopping cart or something. I had to balance
the cart in the air so I didn't fall forward.

There was more to it, but it is foggy. I wanted to go back up the road, but the jump
was harder to traverse the other way.

★★★

Landlord WTF

Had a dream that my landlord wanted me to do something for him. There was this weird walkway made of loose branches and I was climbing up them to do his task. I did this at least twice. Then i jumped down and played with letter blocks with some children

doggy dogg church

(Had this one the other night but it's worth writing down)

I was walking on some busy street on a summer day. Came across a car where there were a bunch of black guys smoking weed. Snoop Dogg came up to me and had this weird pipe shaped like a beehive... or really it looked like it was made from beehive material... I don't know. But he handed it to me and said I should smoke some. Now, I don't care much for Snoops Dogg, Or much for marijuana... BUUUUUT, When Snoop Dogg himself walks up to you and hands you a peace pipe. You better damn smoke it anyway.

After a few puffs is tarted feeling high. I thought "Great... now I'll feel all fucked up for hours and it will kill my recall."

Then he directed me into some church. I don't remember much in there other than the fact that I didn't like it.

Other dogs

I think I'm in my backyard playing with a golden retriever. But another dog approaches me and snarls... It had a ridiculously small head. After a while it ran with the other dog down a small hill. As I chased them I became lucid but my memory fails after that point.

missing lucid

i had a nother lucid but i can't recall what happened after either


Cacophony

I remember looking at a computer screen with some social website that Cacophony was on. She had some elaborate screen name and a personal page. After clicking on it a few times navigating the page disapeared. For some reason she deleted her page, and I suspected it was because of me.

False alarm

I was looking at the computer screen again and found her name. I left the computer and entered some room. In the room i found Asuka... but she looked like Cacophony... Weird. I looked closer and recognized Asukas eyes. She seemed down about something and I could tell she needed comfort. There was a couch with clothes all over it so I cleaned the couch off. I sat down and Asuka joined me. She wanted to cuddle so we spent a minute adjusting ourselves so that we were both comfortable. I felt close to her and sleepy. I soon fell asleep and As i fell asleep I woke up.

House is messed

I remember walking towards my dream house at night time. I came from the backyard and saw a part of the house was on fire.... I was a bit panicked until some firemen came and put the fire out with a firehose. I walked through the house looking at the damage. All the windows were out. The stairs looked like they weould crumble but i climbed them anyway.

Back at the house

i'm at the house again listening to some strange music. Some Women walk by and give me a dirtly look because they hate the music. I just start dancing silly and they look shocked.

House again.

Back at the house I remember giving some children there some blankets because it was cold. I then went to the living froom and went on the computer a bit. Can't remember what I did there but I vividly remember going to a large TV in the room. The kids were going to watch it, so I turned it on with the remote. At first i thought the remote didn't work but a few seconds later the screen went on with a cable channel menu.