Dreams are p cool, man.

* This was lost in the crash, I'm just re-posting. *

I went to bed around 6AM and got up around 10AM so everything is very foggy.

I was standing by my desk, talking to ♥Mark on Skype. But like, I was literally talking. He was typing but could hear my voice despite not starting a call, and I think my voice was turning into text on the screen. So I'm standing there, looking at my laundry hamper to the right and thinking, "Oh my god, I have cockroaches."
I lifted up the hamper and there was a cockroach crawling around, like the bugs in Ocarina of Time. It was trying to eat my carpet and I felt so embarrassed that I had cockroaches in my room.

When I woke up, I realized no one ever makes penis jokes about cockroaches.