The Cusp

Don't know where I got the money, but I buy a sweet ass boat, along with my own private island with a fantastic cottage on it. I cruise around in my huge ass boat for awhile, then head to my cottage. I talk to my brother for a bit, when through the window I see the boat floating away. I forgot to put down the anchor!!! I run, and it seems to take a ridiculous amount of time to get our of the cottage.

Wake up here, back to sleep...

In the dream, I have a weird feeling that I bought a boat. It makes no sense since I can't afford it, but I can't shake the feeling I bought a boat. I mention it to my friends, and they're like "yeah right". I recall I had two sets of keys for it, one in each pocket of my pants. I reach into my pockets and pull out two sets of boat keys, each with a green floater in case they get dropped into the water. So now I have keys for a boat, but where's the boat? I spend the rest of the dream looking for it unsuccessfully.

I got up about 5AM to pee, and the dog followed me back to bed.

I dream I'm in bed with my dog in some basement apartment, when a huge orange tiger jumps up on the bed. It begins to play with my dog by putting it's mouth around the dog and play chewing him. I slowly pull the blankets over my head, worried about my dog and not knowing what to do. Then the tiger begins mouth my arms through the blankets. Then it just sits on me, right on my morning wood. Ucomfortable!!!!

I peek out from the blankets and the tiger seems friendly enough. I see another white tiger tied to the Christmas tree through the door. The tiger on my begins to fall backwards off the bed, and I grab it's front paws and pull it back on me. Then it flops down covering me completely. The tiger morphs into a really large/fat dod, and finally ends up as a Boxer breed of dog.