Tygar

Wow! I’m only calling this 2 LDs, but I did 3 separate RC’s so technically it could be 3. Plus I just hit 50 LDs!!

LD #49 - Invisible Car & Nose Hair

In my dream I’m at my friends’ house visiting with John and Dave. The house looks just as it did back in the 80’s. Their mother is there and she tells me it’s time for me to go home. I walk out onto the front lawn, and it is night. In my mind I knew I had parked my care on the street in front of the house, but it’s not there. I worry that it was stolen. I look up and down the street and my car is no were to be seen. I take my keys out of my pocket and push the unlock button. The tail lights of my car flash red, right where I parked the car, but the rest of the car is invisible. This strikes me as funny. My car is invisible??? I wonder if I’m dreaming and look at my left hand. I count 8 fingers. I’m Lucid! I walk out into the street and levitate about 20 feet off the ground. I look around and there is my wife’s house (the house she lived in from childhood through her early 20’s). I fly over to the second floor window. The window is open so I fly right in. There is my wife, in bed. I walk over an pull down the covers. She has on a tiny white t-shirt, which barely covers her breasts, and white panties. Her body is amazing…she looks just as she did as a teenager. I climb onto the bed and begin to pull off her panties…the dream fades and I wake up in my own bed. I’m very annoyed. I roll over and look up. There is a mirror where my headboard should be. This doesn’t strike me as strange. I look at my face in the mirror and to my horror I have hair growing all over my face. The hair growing out of the tip of my nose is at least six inches long. I grab the hair and tug on it. I think “What the hell am I going to do with this hair??? Shave it?? Wax it??? Then I realize this must be a dream. I look at my hand and count 8 fingers. I’m Lucid again! My wife is lying right next to me. I pull down the covers and she looks exactly as she did prior to my false awakening. I reach over and touch tight abdomen. She is soooo gorgeous. Her body is so perfectly toned. I slide my hand down and begin to remove her panties when the dream suddenly fades and I actually wake up.

LD #50 - Blue Briefs

In my dream I am at a college. I am in a large classroom by myself. I am cleaning up the classroom. There are old papers all over the place. I am picking them up and stuffing them into bags. At one point I stand up and bump a table. A large glass of some dark liquid falls over and splashes all over my cloths. I’m very annoyed. I strip down to my underwear, and notice I’m wearing skimpy blue briefs. Suddenly, the room is full of students and a professor. (I’m in class in my underwear, what at cliché). The professor yells out, “What are you doing?” Everyone in the class turns to face me. I am completely embarrassed. I turn and walk out of the room into the hall. The hall is full of people. I take a deep breath and say to myself, “You look good, this is no different than a man wearing Speedos to swim. Just keep your head up, take pride that you are in good shape, and get to a bathroom as quickly as you can.” I walk down the hall until I find a men’s room. I go in, but it is a room full of men waiting to go into another room. The other room is the actual bathroom, which is full of children. I think, “Oh my God. I can’t go in there with a bunch of kids I’ll get arrested for being a pervert!!” There is a man standing next to me. He is a short guy, with dark thinning hair. He is giving me a dirty look. I think to myself, “God I wish this was a dream!” Then it dawns on me that this might be a dream. I look at my left hand and I have 2 thumbs and 8 fingers. I’m lucid! The first thing I do is levitate about 4 feet off the ground, turn and kick the man next to me right in the face. He flies backward. I drop to the floor and walk out of the room to the hall. I head back to the classroom, smiling at everyone I see in the hall. I get back to the classroom and jump into the air, float over to my seat and drop into it. My buddy John is sitting at a desk behind me. He says, “Vib! You look great! Every girl in here is checking you out!” I glance around the room and he is right. There are at least 10 beautiful women in the room and they are all looking at me with admiration in their eyes, and all are wearing seductive smiles. It the front of the room is a gorgous redhead. I smile at her and coax her to come to me. She walks over and sits down in front of me. I take her hand and kiss it. I can feel her hot skin against my lips. Suddenly the dream fades and I wake up.