The Nomad Chronicles

I am at Club Nexus at the center of the Universe in the bathroom. I am puking all over the floor. I stand up and look at myself in the mirror. I am a huge red demon, then I change to skin that is black as coal with a purplish tint. WTF.

MoSh walks in. He looks like fuckin LOBO. WTF.

"Dude, are you okay?"

He hands me some water. I knock it away rudely. "I'm fine."

He charges at me, and we get into a fight. We get teleported out of the Club.

"ASSHOLES!" We both yell at the club from Outer Space.

We sit on an asteroid, smoking cigarettes. "Shit. I can't smoke this."

It's a dream.

Oh, yeah.

"Well, what the fuck man."

"Dude, I looked in the mirror, and all my Deathgawn memories came flooding back to me, like I was re-dreaming them."

"And who the fuck is that?"

My demon self.

Okay... Do I have a demon self?

Maybe. I don't really know man. All I know is, I WANT TO KICK SOME ASS.

On cue, a portal opens behind me, and a silver armored hand yanks me through.

I am alone in a huge temple that looks like it's carved out of a mountain. Sunlight pours in from holes in the ceiling about a hundred feet high.

I walk down the temple to a huge statue.

It's a Templar with a bloody red cross on his chest. The statue comes to life.

I AM THE TEMPLAR GOD! I AM BAPHOMET!

He changes into Baphomet.

"Hey, fuck you, Nevergawn. I know all about you and your shady tactics. I am the god of this world now. We all are!"

"NO! YOU ARE ALL INFERIOR TO ME!"

I roar, and rush at him. I grab his left foot, and rip it off, tossing it into a black hole in my chest.

"You asshole!"

I become huge, and smoosh Baphomet into a little ball. He gets pissed and tries to escape. I cover his body with part of my Witchblade, trapping him in a silver sphere.

***

I make a portal in front of me to the Templars' castle on Earth. I end up underneath it, in a dark tunnel. I hear Baphomet, wriggling and cursing me. MMPH!

A little metal bug on my back unfolds itself, and becomes mech armor. I have two huge spikes, one on each hand. I start bashing the walls. I feel the castle shake.

"I AM HERE, BITCHES! THE CHILDREN OF GAWN THIRST FOR REVENGE!"

I teleport through all the floors. I run through the templars, slicing them up. I rectract my claws, and wield two vibro-blades. The Templars do everything they can to attack me. They are a fucking joke.

I suck them into my chest portal, and laugh. They flee the castle, then lay siege to it. I make a bunch of copies of myself, and laugh.

I show them that I have Baphomet captive. They shit their pants.

SHIT SHIT SHIT HE'S GOING TO BE SO PISSED.... AH... DO WE RESCUE HIM?

I have a better idea!

I summon a catapult, and launch him over the wall, retracting my Witchblade as I do it. He opens his wings, as a net opens behind him made of my symbiote. He angrily exudes dark energy, which my symbiote gladly absorbs.

"Have fun with your "god" bitches!" I laugh.

I put jets on the bottom of the castle, and it flies into the sky.

"Oh, and thanks for the castle!" Selene makes a huge portal overhead, and I teleport the entire castle... to MARS.

"Ah, what an appropriate planet for me to create a platform in which to launch my war against the Templars. Q10!"

"Yes brother?"

"We need defenses around this dream fortress."

"Well, my 'lord' defense systems are already in place, but obviously a little weak.... let me just tweak this..."

Q10 summons Data, and Stephanie, the Biodome AI. They help me reinforce my Martian Devil Castle.

(to be cont'd)