Woodstocks Wonderfully Weird World of Wackiness, Warlessness, Winged Wolves, Weather, and Ducks

It was about 500 years ago and people were fighting with swords. I had about 10 (not sure how, maybe I had 10 arms?), they looked like the curved pirate swords from cartoons. I was fighting outside of Taco Bell killing dinosaurs and everyone that tried to kill me.

The next thing I remember is floating over Earth in the year 2112. The whole planet had been destroyed in a nuclear war. I watched the people rebuild it. There were no plants or animals, they became extinct after the nuclear war. After a few minutes, which was actually a few hundred years, there was just one big continent, shaped like Deadmau5's mouse head thing. He was the king. I became lucid for a few seconds and realized that all that was left of the world was one giant city with no life except humans, because we destroyed it all. The Deadmau5 continent got bigger until there wasn't much water left and all I could see was city lights. By then I already forgot that I was dreaming. I woke up not long after that.

I've had at least 3 or 4 dreams in the last few weeks where a shaman is teaching me how to make ayahuasca, find psilocybin mushrooms, identify salvia, or make mescaline tea. The shaman is almost shapeless, I don't really see him as a person or anything else, I just know he's there. I don't remember a name either. It's always in the same place: the edge of a grassy field near the woods. There is always a fire and sometimes meditation or drums. We haven't actually used the entheogens in any of the dreams, he just showed me how to make or find them.

1. Standing in the bathroom trying to identify all the plants. One of the plants was had maple leaves and black stems. Then my friend suddenly appeared there and asked me what I was doing and my sister fell out of the ceiling. I felt embarrassed about something and decided that if he asks about it later I'll tell him it was a dream. I didn't even think about if I was dreaming or not.

2. I was watching a dude walking across about 5-10 streets in a place that looks like an area that exists in waking life between Walmart and that guitar store owned by a crazy narcissistic drug dealer. In the dream I thought I was watching a movie, but I was right behind him. Cars randomly came out of nowhere and hit people. I somehow remembered seeing him get hit and thought I knew when it would happen, but he crossed every street safely. He walked in his house and I followed him, still thinking I was watching a movie. Then I suddenly became the dude, who was getting divorced and needed a new house. There was a guy in the house asking what kind of house I wanted. I said I wanted something exactly like it but it needed 28 rooms. He said he can't do that, it has to be either 5 or 30 rooms. Then I said that I wanted it to be completely different from this house, but exactly the same, which somehow made sense in the dream. I don't remember anything after that.

3. While walking though my house, I discovered a secret room. I walked in and saw a million bottles of talking pills. Most of them said they were for stomach ulcers, some were for heart problems. A few said they were for "severe cases of green goo"

I was in my guitar class at school, but we were in the orchestra room. We were playing Wooden Ships by Crosby, Stills, and Nash, which is one of my favorite songs. Apparently it was "absolutely wonderful". I played a solo on what a thought was a Les Paul, which was actually just a classical acoustic guitar. After that everyone talked until the end of the class.

I had to ask him where a different class was. He said I should be able to get there before the bell rings, but wouldn't tell me where it was until after a long conversation with another teacher. After I walked out of his room there were suddenly a million people running and I was late. I finally got there and the teacher had a movie thing about how dangerous it is to smell things to get high. The whole time he was sniffing glue. I randomly decided to clean his room so I took the glue and spread it on the walls and ceiling. He was very happy.

The day before this dream I was sick, with a temperature that rose to 99.7 from my normal temperature of 97, then dropped to 95. I couldn't sleep the night before or during the day. I finally was able to sleep at around 5 am, but only for an hour. I think the dream lasted the whole hour, but it felt like a year.

There was a murderer named Tom Tiddlediddle who ate peoples heads. The police couldn't find him but there were a lot of people who were found dead with no head, so he was still killing people the whole time.

There was also a nice alien named Hoopsha. He looked like a wrinkly old woman with white skin, but he had huge elephant ears and a pig nose. The texture and look of his skin reminded me of the Shpongle mask thing.

The whole dream was in the Egyptian desert. The Egyptians had religious ceremonies inside of stone temples, where they made tea with some cool blue flowers and meditated. At the front of the room was a clay statue with angels holding cannabis leaves.

Near the end of the dream, I was talking to Hoopsha. He moved closer and calmly told me to look at his wrinkled skin. He asked me if it looked familiar. I don't remember my answer. Then his calmness turned to an evil stare as he said "I'm Tom Tiddlediddle". His face morphed into a human's face. He slowly opened his mouth, knowing that I was paralyzed with fear. I woke up still feeling scared and confused.

One of my teachers gave me LSD. It was actually an orange eraser. I ate it and waited for what felt like an hour and nothing happened. My friend ate one and it didn't do anything for him either.

In a different dream, I was in the hospital with a friend because his dad had lung cancer. I don't remember much about it.

Over half of Americans were Occupy protesters. The American government was overthrown. The new government was peaceful and cared about the people. Everything people could buy was decided to be necessary or just something we want. All necessary stuff, like fruit, had a low price that couldn't ever be changed. Because everyone needed fruit, the low price let everyone buy it so they still made a lot of money from it. Almost everyone had a job. Marijuana was legal and used for most medicine. Hemp was used as often as possible. The whole system seemed perfect.

I was with 3 or 4 other people. We were in the middle of nowhere, all I could see was the long grass and the guys chasing us. There was a broken plane, so we fixed it with sticks, mud, and candy wrappers and flew away. The people chasing us somehow found a plane and tried bombing us. We landed in a city.

I don't know if this was a separate dream, but I remember being in the same city the plane crashed in. I was in the office of my old school. Someone that looked like my cousin Angela walked in, but a had an unexplainable feeling that it was Windhover. She wanted me to go with her somewhere. I followed her and we walked until we got to a poor part of the city.

The grass was thick and green, but the houses were falling apart. It was dark and raining, but we didn't care. Finally, she stopped. She told me to climb up the tall building in front of us. I thought she was crazy. She taught me parkour. I thought it was strange because I didn't know her and hadn't ever seen her until she walked into the office at school.

We heard a police car in the distance, somewhere on the other side of the city. Then another, and then a few more. They were getting closer. I wondered who they were looking for while I climbed up the side of a building like Spiderman (I know that's not parkour, but in the dream we thought it was). They were now close enough that we could see them. She panicked and climbed up fast, telling me to follow. Then she stopped.

She didn't say anything, but I understood that she stopped because we were high enough that they'd see movement, but we were high enough that they wouldn't see us sitting there. They passed us and then I woke up.

Attempt 1 from 5:15 to 5:18 pm:
The pyramid was the first thing I saw. There was a bird flying around it. I ran toward it and fell. Then I started jumping. I jumped to the top of the pyramid and slid down it. I started sliding on something, but don't remember what. Strangely, I was wearing shorts and a weird hat. After I got to the bottom, I saw a red door. Someone that looked like Cay walked out. I asked if it was her but she looked confused and didn't answer. She disappeared after about 10 seconds. I heard someone call my name. After that I couldn't concentrate and opened my eyes.

Attempt 2 from 5:22 to 5:23 pm:
I went back to the pyramid. This time I saw an asian girl that looked around 20. I heard the phone and had to answer it.

Attempt 4 from 5:25 to 5:32
I fell again, this time closer to the pyramid. I yelled "Windy" and heard "What". I asked "Where are you" but never got an answer. The daydream started fading a few minutes later.

Attempt 5 at 5:37
The pyramid was very far away. I turned around and saw some kind of Egyptian God.

Attempt 6 from 5:38 to 5:42
Flying over the pyramid. I saw someone and then they got hit by lightning that came randomly from the sky. I flew back down to the ground. I walked a little, then a ton of sand started blowing everywhere. I found a small hole in the pyramid and climbed inside. It was dark and creepy so I got out. The sand stopped blowing but I couldn't concentrate any longer. Didn't see anyone.

Attempt 7 from 5:51 to 5:52
I fell, but landed on my feet. Someone poked me but I didn't recognize them. Then I saw a cartoon mummy come out of the pyramid and decided this was probably all my imagination...

Attempt 8 from 5:54 to 5:56
Flying again. Didn't see anyone. Then I fell and landed on my head. The last thing I saw was a bomb falling on me and exploding.

Attempt 9 from 5:57 to 5:58
This time I appeared on a camel. I heard Indian music. A black wig blew past me. I saw green lights in the distance. As they got closer I saw that they were actually the eyes of a giant purple hippo with it's mouth open sliding through the desert.

Windhover, Cay, Katsuno, Runaways, and I did a lucid daydreaming experiment today. The goal was to meet at Stonehenge. The first time I tried I couldn't stay in the daydream longer than a few seconds. The second time I got to Stonehenge, but there was an energy shield thing around it. I saw someone (probably Katsuno) make the shield disappear, so I went in and was attacked by a giant grasshopper. The third time I accidentally went to a pyramid first, so I made a door and walked through it to go to Stonehenge. I saw Cay there and Windy says she saw me. I hadn't seen Cay before and Windhover hadn't seen me, but our descriptions were right. Katsuno and Windy talked, but I can't remember what they said.

In the first dream I was replacing the tubes in my guitar amp. They were 100x the size of real tubes and exploded.

The second dream was about the song 2112 by Rush. I was the main character. I woke up at the end when he dies.

Cowboys were eating cake at a very high table and people were killing people with bowling balls. I remember something about Pokemon, but I don't know what it was. This was all in a big dark room with a lot of "games" that usually ended in death or people getting hurt.

I saw Lizard Woman. She looked at me funny and walked away. She looked the same as Friday night, she had red lipstick, green skin, walked on two legs, and had a sparkly silver purse.