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    The Adventures of The Pig Hunting Jewel Thief

    by , 10-23-2011 at 03:10 AM (456 Views)
    I don't remember all the specific details of this lucid dream, only that while I was in this junkyard area near a chain link fence and a railroad, I realized I was dreaming.
    It didn't take me that long...

    "There is no way I'm going to spend my dream in a place I could just as easily drive to in real life,"I muttered.
    I decided to use the "fall back" method of going into a different dreamscape, and briefly wondered what would happen if I found myself in bed.
    "I hope I don't idiotically think I'm up."
    Thankfully, or perhaps not, I found myself near a hotel and/or tavern of sorts at night. I had the sinking suspicion I had to find a jewel of some sort. I had nothing better to do--actually, there was a lot of things I could have done, one of which would have won me a lifetime trip to the penitentiary--so I went to look for it. Luckily, the lights from the hotel kept coming on because the residents kept hearing me rustling around the hideous bushes surrounding another building. I fell back again and found myself on a farm.
    ...Where I knew I had to find a pig.
    "A pig? A pig?! Unless that pig is codeword for breakfast sausage, I am not interested!"
    I left that farm in a hurry.
    I went to a bunch of other places using the fall back method, until I came across a pain in the butt family who knew everything about me and the real world.
    "You should totally live with us,"said one member.
    "Uh, no."
    "Come on, come on!"
    "Bye."
    I tried doing the fall back method again, but I was so irritated (that family, while very friendly, was just too friendly) that I couldn't do it. When I finally managed to calm down, the morons pulled me so I couldn't fall back.
    "We don't want you to go! You're a fun person,"a girl said.
    A fun person?
    If I had a dollar for every time someone said that, I would be a very poor person.
    Anyway, I shook her off and...then I woke up.

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