Yuppie's Dream Journal

I'm walking around my school, and I come to the science block area with the bit of grass, infront of the ramp. I see a beehive, and I fly up to avoid it, and realise I'm dreaming. (Flying triggers lucidity alot for me) I fly down, and wonder what to do, I remember I've wanted to eat something for a long time, so I focus on the wall infront of me, and I see a nut bar kind of thing stuck on it. I take hold of it and peel away the wrapper, it says "Strawberry nut bar." I take a bit, and I'm kind of dissapointed, I was hoping for something really good. I realise I haven't stabalized yet, and everything is rather blurry, I rub my hands together and shout "lucidity stabalize" I watch everything become clear, and I'm dying to have a massive fight with earthbending, flying, fire, and a bit of parkour. I decide to do this another day, because I feel my lucidity isn't that strong, and my surroundings aren't that flash. I decide to go trick or treating for task of the month, but the problem is that there isn't a single house in sight. I fly up high, expecting to see one, and spot one sitting in the middle over the oval in the primary school next to our school. I fly over, drop down about fifty metres short of the house, and run the rest of the way. I knock on the door, and an old lady comes to the door. "Trick or treat" I shout, in a hurry. "Maybe it should be trick or beat!" she says, and laughs really loudly for about ten seconds, as if she's made the funniest joke in the world. She turns around and dissapears into her house, I consider following her, but I'm a bit creeped out and decide to wait outside. She returns, and hands me a lemon ball wrapped in plastic. "Happy halloween, thank you!" I turn away and here "It's not halloween yet"
I pop the ball in my mouth, it's better than the bar, it doesn't actually taste sour, kind of like grapefruit, bitter. I wonder what to do, but I realise my dream is REALLY fuzzy, and I fall into blackness, and wake up.

-next dream-

I'm walking down a street, and I come to a clothing store. There's not alot on display, just a few racks of clothes, shoes, and hats. I loook at a checkered shirt, and ask the guy to give it to me for five, the owner nods eagerly to the man, as if I'm being ripped off or something, and he takes my ten dollars and gives me four dollars change. (I didn't realise at the time he'd charged me six) I wonder what I can buy for my four dollars, I look at another shirt "Seeing I bought the other one, can you do me a good deal on the other shirt, maybe four dollars?" They seem reluctant this time, "How about a nice pair of shoes?" The man asks. I see my shoes that I have IRL. I read the price tag $80 "That's a @#!$%& rip off!I bought those shoes brand new for $100, now they're all torn up for 80?!!" I'm not sure if I walked away, but as I remember I end up in a pier ramp kind of thing, mum says something weird, which makes me slide down a small ramp, into the water, and I can't climb back up.

-next dream-

We're at a ticket station, and I go through this massive process, of getting a ticket, having to memorise the number, telling it to the people, getting a new ticket, combining my number with mum's and entering it on a key pad, and finally getting the train ticket?

-next dream-

I see a cane toad in the back yard, and I go out to kill it, "what are you doing?" dad asks. "Going to kill the cane toad" He nods. I look outside the window, and realise there are about ten (this is probably because I haven't seen a cane toad in ages) He hands me a pipe as I walk down the hallway, and I take it.

I'm flying around the house, trying to feel the sensation of gravity slightly pushing me down, when I spin around in a loop. I grap onto the clothes line, and I'm slightly scared dad will yell at me, because it might break. Then I realise, I WAS TRYING TO DEILD! I become lucid! I blast over my house and land next to the garage, where the passion fruit vine and the bin normally are. "I actually did it, I DEILDED!"
I do a reality check, just to boost my awarness, and then rub my hands, everything is pretty clear, but I shout "LUCIDITY, STABALIZE" pretty loudly, just for the few extra bits of clear. I look around, wondering what to do, I think I was so excited my mind just went blank. I see a few people walking through my back yard, so I say a few mean things to them, and the dad starts trying to hit me. I try to blast him away with wind, but my dream power does jack all, and I try once more, before flying around to under my house, to avoid a fight I can't use my powers in. (I think I might do a fight later, purely normal combat, fun! ) This kid is sitting on a chair, with two hoses combined, and I watch him spray, and decide to impress him with water bending. "Watch this" I move my hands quickly across the water, and push them towards the backyard, willing to make a concentrated high blast of water, however it only moves slightly longer. "wow" he says sarcastically, moving the hose away from me, and facing against the door that leads under the house itself. I'm determined to do this, so I ask him to move the hose back. He doesn't react, so I kick my foot through it, and the water forms a ball, and weakly shoots up. It's nothing impressive, but it convinces him to move the hose back, and I once again try to shoot it into a jet. I fail, and wake up.
I did have other dreams, but the recall of them is pretty dodgy, because I couldn't write them down due to DEILD attempts. I can't be bothered writing down the few lines, because they're pretty pointless, and hey, I got lucid!
Special thanks to Choi, puffin, mancon, and arch. Couldn't have done it without you

Me and Jacinta are walking towards this bus stop, because the teacher said he'd take us outside for the last few minutes of the lesson. He kept promising how cool the bus would be, but we were totally let down when it simply "sped" at about 50 k down the street.
"That SUCKED" Jacinta said.
"Who cares? We got out of class for a bit."
We walk, and end up at the front of woolworths, Jacinta has to go the other way, so I hug her, and say goodbye. Tee comes up behind me and we begin walking to the parking lot together, because I know my dad will be there for some reason. I see my car, but the number plates different, not the same as normal. I'm about to walk to my car, but suddenly I'm in some big four wheel drive that tee is driving.
"Where do you want to be let out?" She asks.
"Just stop now, and let me out" I say, seeing I'm close to my car.
She keeps driving forward, and I have to walk a fair way back to my car now. I end up jogging, and I think when I got in the car it was really big four wheel drive or something, and you had to grab this thing up top to pull you into the car.
-fragments-
Not really worth writing in detail. Playing zombies several times with christina really. I had a bowie knife since about round one. It was on a map I didn't know.

I'm outside on the balcony, sitting on one of the chairs, and mum decides to move Grandma off her wheel chair onto a chair. Suddenly she starts walking all by herself (she hasn't walked for years) but then she falls, and goes straight through the glass in the outdoor sunroom. Everyone stares at each other in shock for a while, and then we all run up to the window. There's only a small hole where she fell through, so I kick the glass out of the window next to it, and jump down, making sure I land on the soft soil of the garden. Liz, mum, and dad run down the stairs to get to grandma, and we're trying to see if she's alive. She's breathing incredibly softly, and it takes about half a minute to determine that she's alive. I shout to liz "Call the ambulance!" She says something incredibly stupid as you'd expect, and after I yell some rude stuff to her, she walks back to get the phone, as if she has all the time in the world. Mum's freaking out and saying "she's going to die, she's going to die"
For some reason I keep looking at her lungs or heart, not sure, and holding my hand down softly to see if I can feel pounding. I'm pretty sure she eventually passes away, and we all sit there sadly for a few minutes. I wake up.

Anyway, I'm in this house thing, it seems indian.. for some reason. We're going to this wedding, Laura tells me to smile when I come out of the house, because there are lots of media. Dad's going to walk down the street and get a limo, but I hop in a flash car. "Dad!" I shout, he looks over. "What time will I see you?"
He begins to answer, but the car I'm in starts drifting around the house. "DUDE!" I say, in disbelief at how rude this guy is. We come around again, and I attempt to communicate with dad, but the guy revs his engine, to stop us hearing each other, and we drive down the street, I look back, and dad is walking where he's supposed to go. The guy starts talking to me, but it sounds exactly like my dad. I can't tell if it is, because I can't see him. Suddenly he says something along the lines of "It's hard to tell, this one time I indicated left, and went up two streets and turned right infront of the guy who was turning left" I watched him do exactly this, and we were in a small shopping centre parking lot thingy. I get out of the car, and walk towards the record store, I wake up.
I attempt to deild, but it doesn't work.

So this is what you get for being lazy and never writing your dreams down in the middle of the night. Definetely taught me a lesson
1. I become lucid in my parents room, I rub my hands and shout "Lucidity, stabalize!" It takes a few times. I can't remember what happens after that.
2. I'm outside my house, past the gate, and I stabalize. I tell myself my dream guide will be behind me, but he's not. I'm pretty sure we have a fight.
3. Can't remember where it was, but I tried to summon pizza.
I hate this! D:

I'm at this road where the blue store is, and it goes up, towards something I can't remember. I walk inside the blue store, and buy two lollipops, for some ridiculious price. I ask for a pack of gum, and she tells me I don't have enough. I walk out, but with more than two lolipops (weird) I struggle to make it up the hill, while I self conciously hide my food from the passing buses. Everytime I make it up about half, I look back, and I'm back where I started. My mum's suddenly climbing as well, and we eventually make it up to this school, about two thirds of the way up the hill. There's a train track, with little kids riding on it. My mum takes the joy stick, and the tracks switch just in time, and the train keeps going. I turn to my dad, who seems to have suddenly appeared "That's just for show right?" I ask, worriedly. He nods, but doesn't seem to confident. I take the control and try to figure out how it works, I ask for advice, but no one can help me. Suddenly, everyone notices there's like missing panels of wood in the track, that the trains heading for. We all run up, and try to fill it in, but there's not enough wood. Someone says something stupid.

I wake up.

Dream fragment: Where in what looks to be like target, I drop my money repeatedly, and this girl comes up and starts talking to me. I have a conversation with her, and mum is like "Come on Nathan"
Dad shakes his head, he seems excited that I'm talking to her "let him stay" he says. (LOL)

I'm in my back yard, and there's this gaming machine. It's not like a console, basically a pin ball machine, but it has multiple games in it. Liz is playing, and I watch her, and she eventually wins. We're walking up the balcony, and she drops her tickets. I insult her, she leaves, and I take her tickets. I put in two, and play for a while, before failing. I put three real dollars into the machine next, and I beat the whole game without dying once. What a waste of money, I think. I go onto my phone, to check my facebook, and I see Leah's comment under some kind of statuts or wall post. "Great job Nathan "
"Thanks, I wasted three dollars xD"

-next dream-

I'm playing der reise on black ops, the map is somewhat altered, alot bigger. I can't remember much, but I'm training zombies, and there's a hell of a lot more than usual. I get this massive hoard chasing me, and I'm about to shoot them all, when this guy ks's me with a wonderwuffle. T_T

-next dream-

This is more of a fragment..
We're walking under this really low thing, similar to my house, but not as long. I complain about how my back hurts from walking so low, and dad says "we're nearly there" I finally stand up, and look down at another passage that stops where the entry is on the other side. Right next to it. It's at walking height, I have a look to see if it would have been possible to go that way, but I conclude that it wouldn't be possible, and I'm relieved. There's a set of stairs.
I have no idea what happend next, the dream might have even ended

So, I've lost a bit of detail, mainly because my cousin is a @!#$% but let's not get distracted.

I'm in the school agricultre farm, but it's different to how it's supposed to be. It's in a circular shape, with a heck of alot less space, and I'm walking around the two new cow calfs, while everyone watches. I race to this table about ten steps away, to grab a nose ring. Mitch and greg beat me to it, and steal it, and all the have to say is "There are water balloons on the table' I look over, but there are two only, and they're broken.

-next dream-

I'm in my science class, and my teacher announces that he's opening a space for someone to teach "DEILD."
I'm incredibly excited, and race up to the sheet, to sign up. It asks a few simple questions, particuarly focusing on why you should be doing this job. I want to write down that I've been lucid dreaming for ages, and that I'm very experienced, and far more qaulified that anyone else. Unfortunately, there's always some stupid thing that gets in the way of me writing it. The paper rips, the pen snaps. Suddenly, I decide to just teach a lesson. I write up "lucid dreaming" Draw a line with an arrow, and write "awareness" (How Ironic xD) I pretty much just teach some random stuff.

-next dream-

I'm in school, and suddenly I know that there's going to be a massive earthquake. I see my HPE teacher running towards the building, and I go the other way around the school canteen. I can't run right, and I'm basically just taking massive slow motion steps. I finally make it to the building I want, and race up the stairs. (I'm where my form room is, with a balcony kind of thing) I burst into the room across from my form, and try to snatch a portal gun. The whole place starts shaking violently all of a sudden, and stuff is flung everywhere. I desprately reach for a gun, and finally get it. I run outside, and shoot a orange portal all the way down the massive drop from the top. I shoot a blue portal into the wall, and race through it. I'm on the ground, and I run into this building, and jump onto a table until the shaking gets less violent, and eventually stops. I sit down at the table, and there's some other people there I know. "What would you like to eat?" The waiter says, completely oblivious to what just happend. I look at him, like he's crazy, and he walks off. I look left, and sitting at the end of our table is this old woman. "Are you okay?" I ask worried. "I'm fine" she says "I just don't remember where I live" I suspect she has a mental illness, probably dementia. She pulls out a calculator, and says "I should be able to find my way back with this, I just need batteries" I nod. (Because everyone knows old people can find there way home with calculators)
I pick up this remote on my table, ready to take the batteries out of it, when a nosy couple at the next table hand her some small batteries. I take them and examine them, they say "A." "They're to small" I point out. They give me a dirty look, and walk off.

I type in "can you use your kayak on nuketown" (LOL )
It comes up with a video, and starts playing, suddenly I'm inside.
I'm with Laura, kirra, and someone else. We head towards this lake thing, via a black bird O_o
It drops us off just outside the fence, and we start to paddle down the stream. We end up near this fence thing, and we climb it. There are cars on the other side, to the right. We treck towards this massive tree we want to camp under. I see so many spider webs along the way :L And keep getting caught in them, and freaking. At one point I run into this massive one, and throw it onto the nearest person, claiming it was an accident. We finally make it to this tree, and we sit down. We start eating food, and I suggest we go before it gets dark. Laura protests, But I finally convince her, but now it's dark -.-
I dig into the bag we brought, and pull out a flashlight, There's hardly any light. Laura sees a camera, and insists we take a picture. We move back and I pretty much avoid all the spider webs this time, but there's a massive barbed wire fence this time. We eventually climb it, and the dream ends. I wake up. The dream continues on and I'm looking for the recording of what we did, because it would be pretty cool to have. Then there's this random guy telling me all about nuketown.

I'm in my parents room, and somehow I become lucid! I walk into my kitchen and see my family. I wake up pretty much.

I'm in office kind of place, and this girl britanny who I dislike, is being extremly irritating. I finally shout out "Why are you being so weird today!?" She shrugs, and then it hits me. "unless I'm dreaming" I say, smiling.
I do a reality check, and I become lucid! Britanny's definetely not happy, "I don't want you to become lucid ever again" She says seriously, in a creepy deep voice. I remember TOTM! I see all these people on chairs working at their office. I repeat to myself "I'm the master of my dreams, I'm in control" I do a hand movement, and shout "yaaaah!" and a massive burst of wind knocks all these people off their chairs!" I laugh. I wake up.

I'm in my back yard, and me and some random are running down to the house next to me, every time we get there, these little native people try shooting us with arrows! We do this several times, and finally this massive dog thing comes out! Starting to attack me! I become lucid when it does, and I smile. I start flying in the air, and kicking it. and my dream starts getting a bit furry. I stopped time, which I thought was really cool, and stabalized! I consider killing it, with time stopped, but I remember TOTM and decide to use fire! I unstop time, and it starts charging at me, I launch off the ground, and try to throw fire out of my palms, no success! D:
I click my fingers, and my hand lights up weakly. I thrust it into the huge dog's eyes, and it shrieks in pain. It lies wounded on the floor, and I fly higher, Put my hands on top of each other, and focus, my hands start to feel warm, I let excitment fill through me, and charge a massive fire burst at the dog! It dissapears. I want to burn the house down, because our neighbours are terrible. I hear "Please don't burn our house down" But I don't really care, but while I'm hovering in the air (Kicking my legs to stay afloat) I realise I can't get fire
I wake up!

I'm in a room with computers, at a primary school, with my family. I'm using the computer when I turn around and my family is gone! I look around, puzzled, and walk outside onto the oval, to look for them. I search around, and suddenly I'm back on the computer when I see an email. I can't remember what it said, but it contained some weird explanation, and I shrugged and continued with my computer. I become lucid when I'm on the oval, and see a friend from school. I summon a badger for the lols, and the dream ends.

Me and my dad are in a car, not the one he owns. He's not paying attention and I yell out "dad!" just in time for him to grab the steering wheel and avoid colliding with the massive truck.

I try to deild, and I imagine I'm in a zoo, walking around, patting the animals. I finish with that, and end up on my bed with my eyes closed, the whole room starts vibrating, but I know if I open my eyes I'll be awake.

I'm walking up to agricultre in my high school, I enter the gate leading to the big farm I know so well. The basketball courts are on the inside of the gate this time, not on the other side like they should be. I walk, and look up at the basketball net, it's really strange, the end of it is blue-ish, which puzzles me. Suddenly, a MASSIVE spider jumps down from the net, I'm not talking tarantula kind of thing, I mean as big as a... well... a REALLY BIG SPIDER. I discover that the spider was camoflauging into the net, and in fact was the bottom half. I have some sort of weapon in my hand, one that I can't recall. I think it might have been some type of news paper rolled up. I jump forward and try to hit it, but I'm a few centimetres short, and I ease back as it hurrys away into the dense trees.

I'm not sure how I got there, but I'm in a house, there's a severe spider infestation, they're everywhere! They're a realistic size (thank god) about a small tarantula/huntsman. I get bit, and look at my arm, and see a two punture mark wound. I go to dad and show him, and then I realise I have hundreds of bite marks. I demand dad takes me to hospital, but he tells me to chill, and that it'll heal fine. I'm not so sure, but I have no choice, to hop up on a table, giving me slightly better defence from the spiders, and wait. I look down at my fore-arm, it's covered in venom and pus. I urgently ask dad to take me to the hospital, and he grugingly agrees. We're outside the hospital, and my arm is now a purple colour, I know I don't have long. I run into the hospital with two people, and they sift through a bin, for some reason, and triumphantly hold up a botte of annti-venom tablets. We race out, and I ask dad wether to chew them or swallow them. He tells me to swallow them, and I do, but It doesn't work, and "game over" flashes infront of me. This wasn't a video game dream, it just appeared in front of me. It says "restart!" and we race into the hospital, even faster, gaining extra time. They search the bin again, and I distract the receptionist for some reason. I say something like "After all the donations I make to charity, It's fine to steal it just this once" and we go back outside. I swallow the tablets, and It's succesful! - Or is it?

I look down at my wrist, it begins to swell with blister, like circles, and I see these small little black circles buzz around the blisters. Suddenly they all pop, and guess what the dots were? Yep, thousands of little baby spiders. They spread out on me, covering my whole body, The crawling feeling is so real it's crazy! I try to swipe them off, but I wake up a few agonizing minutes later. I'm still, and I feel like I could deild, but there's no way I'm going back to the dream, so I open my eyes, look at the time, and realise I've just turned fourteen

I'm flying, well I wouldn't say flying, perhaps rotating around this object, in the middle of the air. It's a object, like, well very hard to describe ;P I begin to find this strange.. and I become lucid!
I take off in the air, at a very high speed, It's very cool, but I'm dissapointed at my lack of things to do, in the boring landscape. I decide I should try to meet my dream guide, I shout out 'When I turn around, my dream guide will be standing behind me.' I try to talk to him, and I have no luck. He has an "x" button above his head, and frustrated I press it. He beings talking, I don't recall what he said, but I don't think he's my dream guide


Next dream.
I'm walking back to go home. I have to walk, and walk, and walk, I feel like I've had this dream before. Come to think of it, it vaguely reminds me of the one I had at the rain station, did I mention I'm in a train station? Anyway, back on track. I recieve a call from someone, I talk for A while, not to sure what I said. I proceed on, and to cut a long story short, I arrive at my destination. I just read the sign, and know here is where I need to be. I emerge from the subway, and walk to the place where I remember dad told me to call to be picked up from. I see a person, and ask if I could borrow there phone. "Excuse me, would I be able to borrow your phone? Mine's dead flat" I raise my phone to prove this. She says hers isn't working either, I feel like she's lying, but what can I do? I repeat this to two people, including my school principal O_O
I finally get a "Sure" and she gives me some phone that's really stupid, and requires precision to use, because of the really small keys. Finally I give up, and request she texts him for me, she nods, and I tell her to type "Hey dad, I'm at the place, please pick me up" She shows the text to me and smiles, It's a little different to what I said, but I say "Thank you!" Gratefully. I don't recall anything else.

A friend I know is sitting on my bed, legs underneath her, she tells me she's intrested in lucid-ness. I say "What, like dreams"?
She nodds, and hands me her dream journal, I never get the chance to look at it. I reach under my pillow for my dream journal, identical to hers, and hand it to her.