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      [velinxs] 10:43 pm: not my fault your illiterate


      XD

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      Quote Originally Posted by Xox View Post
      There has to be a thread for them to post them so they don't land yet again in DV Quotes.
      Or they can just, you know, not post them.

      The other alternative is to make a thread with a link to 4chan in it, so that we may
      slowly siphon away the screaming retarded children.

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      But screaming retarded children . . . they're like lice. They just keep coming back.
      A turd with a bullet in it ain't exactly 5 O'Clock News Ray

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      ***[CarmineEternity] 3:08 pm: i like penis
      ***[CarmineEternity] 3:08 pm: <3
      ***[Tarsier] 3:08 pm: me too
      ***[Tarsier] 3:08 pm: brb

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      Quote Originally Posted by CarmineEternity View Post
      ***[CarmineEternity] 3:08 pm: i like penis
      ***[CarmineEternity] 3:08 pm: <3
      ***[Tarsier] 3:08 pm: me too
      ***[Tarsier] 3:08 pm: brb
      Dumb, unfunny quotes like that is partly the reason the old thread got locked.
      This shit never happens to me

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      Quote Originally Posted by Invader View Post
      Or they can just, you know, not post them.

      The other alternative is to make a thread with a link to 4chan in it, so that we may
      slowly siphon away the screaming retarded children.
      Well, the conclusion was reached after going through the DV-quote cleanup process several times. They won't stop. They need an outlet. Might as well make one.

      I do like the other alternative, though.

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      [DV Chat]: Zezarict has entered at 8:07 pm
      ****[Moose] 8:07 pm: KKK
      [DV Chat]: Zezarict has left at 8:07 pm

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      The DV Chat quotes thread got raped because everyone was so fucking narcisistic they wanted to feel popular and kept upping their own quotes or trying to make quotes in chat just to appear in the thread. it was fucking pathetic.
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.


      http://www.myspace.com/theheroicopening

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      Quote Originally Posted by AmazeO XD View Post
      The DV Chat quotes thread got raped because everyone was so fucking narcisistic they wanted to feel popular and kept upping their own quotes or trying to make quotes in chat just to appear in the thread. it was fucking pathetic.
      We know, baby, we know.

      It's all better now. We've hidden the chat quotes in SB, where no-one but the dianoga will ever read them.

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      **[Banana] 6:51 pm: who the shit is incredisexy
      ****[Tarsier] 6:51 pm: YOU

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      Quote Originally Posted by Moose View Post
      [DV Chat]: Zezarict has entered at 8:07 pm
      ****[Moose] 8:07 pm: KKK
      [DV Chat]: Zezarict has left at 8:07 pm
      That was not funny.

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      Originally Posted by Moose View Post
      [DV Chat]: Zezarict has entered at 8:07 pm
      ****[Moose] 8:07 pm: KKK
      [DV Chat]: Zezarict has left at 8:07 pm
      lul racist bastard.

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      [fleur de lune] 4:14 pm: someone tell me a story.
      [fleur de lune] 4:14 pm: i'm bored.
      [Dying Dignity] 4:16 pm: once upon a time there was a little girl with the goldest of locks upon her head
      [Dying Dignity] 4:16 pm: she was known as goldilocks
      [fleur de lune] 4:17 pm: clever!
      [Dying Dignity] 4:17 pm: one day, she was hungry whilst walking around in some random forest somewhere and she found a house
      [fleur de lune] 4:17 pm: and then?
      [Dying Dignity] 4:17 pm: she knocked on the door and lo and behold, it fell down with a great crash!
      [fleur de lune] 4:17 pm: AND THEEEN?
      [Dying Dignity] 4:18 pm: she was a bit scared upon seeing the door down but realised she didnt really care about the occupants of the house and
      they were out anyway
      [Dying Dignity] 4:18 pm: she found 3 bowls of porridge on a table
      [Dying Dignity] 4:19 pm: she tried the big one but it was too cold, then she tried the medium one and it was too hot!
      [fleur de lune] 4:19 pm: AAANNNDDD TTTHHHEEENNN???
      ****[Sentaku] 4:19 pm: ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN
      [fleur de lune] 4:19 pm: WHAT ABOUT THE LAST BOWL?!?!?!
      [Dying Dignity] 4:19 pm: so she sat down at the small bowl of porridge and tried that, it was just right. she was too stupid to realise hot + cold =
      medium and a bigger bowl of porridge
      [fleur de lune] 4:19 pm: because she was blonde, right?
      [Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: yeah
      [Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: so she was tired after the meal and went upstairs to nap for a bit
      [Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: THEN 3 BEARS CAME HOME, GOT DRUNK AND RAPED HER THEN ATE HER BECAUSE SHE WAS A GREEDY
      BITCH
      [Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: teh end
      [fleur de lune] 4:21 pm: ...
      [fleur de lune] 4:21 pm: *runsoffcrying*
      ~Kromoh

      Saying quantum physics explains cognitive processes is just like saying geology explains jurisprudence.

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      [Moose] 9:07 pm: SHUT YOUR BUTT MARK
      [Moose] 9:07 pm: Betsy, hello
      [Mark75] 9:07 pm: NO
      [Mark75] 9:07 pm: Wait


      EDIT:

      [Tarsier] 11:27 pm: ooh beef jerky gets stuck in my teet hand makes my gums sore

      Possibly the greatest typo ever.
      Last edited by Moose; 12-05-2009 at 08:36 AM.

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      The social exclusion of no-Name:

      [no-Name] 5:39 pm:*Paraban
      [Kiza] 5:40 pm: Why would you say a para word in chat, no-Name?
      [Kiza] 5:40 pm: That's a stupid thing to do.
      [Spartiate] 5:40 pm: I say we socially exclude no-Name
      [Kiza] 5:40 pm: I say we do that
      [Kiza] 5:40 pm: Hey hey no-Name
      [Kiza] 5:40 pm: hey look at you
      [Kiza] 5:41 pm: your haircut is poor and you are often late to parties
      [Spartiate] 5:41 pm: no-Name is obese and has hair in all the wrong places
      [Kiza] 5:41 pm: no-Name goes to the movies, but only to tell off old people for watching movies
      [Kiza] 5:42 pm: no-Name is friends with many foreigners, but secretly makes racist remarks about them behind their backs
      [Kiza] 5:42 pm: no-Name thinks "Seinfeld" is a documentary
      [Kiza] 5:43 pm: no-Name takes pictures of puppies and then later photoshops them with his own face on theirs
      [Kiza] 5:43 pm: Come on everyone join in
      [C911] 5:43 pm: Kiza is secretly in love with no-Name
      [Spartiate] 5:43 pm: no-Name eats cereal without milk
      [Misanthropy, Misinformation and Misdeeds]: Moose has entered at 5:44 pm
      [Spartiate] 5:44 pm: HELLO MOOSE
      [Kiza] 5:44 pm: no-Name thinks oatmeal was a 1978 movie directed by Coppola but really it is a food
      [Moose] 5:44 pm: BONJOUR SPART
      [Kiza] 5:44 pm: hello Moose
      [C911] 5:44 pm: When no-Name stands on a scale, it screams "one at a time please!!".
      [no-Name] 5:44 pm:*Haha oh man that was a fat joke
      [no-Name] 5:44 pm:*you've gone too far.
      [no-Name] 5:45 pm:*Too far.
      [C911] 5:45 pm: You scared me sir.
      [Kiza] 5:45 pm: no-Name once tried to go to a public swimming pool but was too embarrased about the fact that his arms were marginally skinnier than some people there
      [Kiza] 5:45 pm: He hasnt gone back since.
      [Spartiate] 5:45 pm: no-Name bans asians because of their smell
      [Kiza] 5:45 pm: no-Name thinks all Italians are racists
      [Spartiate] 5:46 pm:*Fucking gook
      [Spartiate] 5:46 pm:*s
      [Spartiate] 5:46 pm:*damn
      [C911] 5:46 pm: >=(
      [C911] 5:46 pm: !!!!!!!!!
      [Spartiate] 5:46 pm:*can't even be racist correctly
      [Spartiate] 5:46 pm: no-Name is so fat, when he goes to the beach Greenpeace throws him back in the water
      [Kiza] 5:46 pm: no-Name thinks Yugoslavia still exists and refers to all Asians or Europeans as "Yugoslavites"
      [Misanthropy, Misinformation and Misdeeds]: CarmineEternity has entered at 5:46 pm
      [no-Name] 5:46 pm:*Haha you are comparing me to a whale
      [no-Name] 5:47 pm:*that is a funny one
      [C911] 5:47 pm: IM LEAVING YOU BASTARD
      [no-Name] 5:47 pm:*a 'good one' as they are commonly known
      [Kiza] 5:47 pm: no-Name breaks rules at small beaches for thrills
      [Spartiate] 5:47 pm: no-Name wears an undershirt at a nudist beach
      [Misanthropy, Misinformation and Misdeeds]: C911 has left at 5:48 pm
      [Kiza] 5:48 pm: no-Name used to shave his legs, but is now ashamed of it and only shaves one
      [no-Name] 5:48 pm:*these are getting good
      [no-Name] 5:49 pm: sleep
      [Spartiate] 5:49 pm: no-Name once skipped a day of school because of a botched haircut the previous day
      [Kiza] 5:49 pm: no-Name suspects that "Loose Change" is correct
      [Kiza] 5:50 pm: no-Name goes to art galleries, but only goes to look at the janitors closet and none of the art itself
      [Spartiate] 5:50 pm: no-Name once bought an item from a vending machine using only dimes
      [Kiza] 5:50 pm: no-Name regularly buys new dogs because he thinks older dogs "expire" after 1 and half years
      [Spartiate] 5:50 pm: no-Name doesn't bother getting out of the shower if he needs to urinate
      [Kiza] 5:51 pm: no-Name thinks Canada is "America but with less ants"
      [Spartiate] 5:51 pm: no-Name once gave a girl a flower, but it was full of tiny insects
      [CarmineEternity] 5:51 pm: no-Name once had sex with himself, but only retells the story to himself
      [Spartiate] 5:52 pm: no-Name found Carmine's line amusing
      [Kiza] 5:52 pm: no-Name thinks Aardvarks are "arks crossed with dentists"
      [Spartiate] 5:52 pm: no-Name plays piano with only one hand
      [CarmineEternity] 5:52 pm: no-Name frequents fchan.
      [Kiza] 5:53 pm: no-Name plays the flute and is secretly ashamed of this fact
      [CarmineEternity] 5:53 pm: no-Name bent over to open his locker, shit his pants, and ran home with his legs straight.
      [Spartiate] 5:53 pm: no-Name leaves the light on if he is out for less than 20 minutes
      [Kiza] 5:53 pm: no-Name thinks the ultimate romantic gesture is holding a ladies hand not too tight, not too softly. Just the right amount.
      [Spartiate] 5:54 pm: no-Name is secretly caught up in the tween vampire craze
      [CarmineEternity] 5:54 pm: no-Name sets his status to away and sits there, watching chat to see what people say about him
      [Kiza] 5:54 pm: no-Name broke into a bank but only to admire the money, not take any of it
      [Kiza] 5:55 pm: no-Name disapproves of war, but only when it isn't against coloured people
      [Spartiate] 5:55 pm: no-Name couldn't count past 70 until he was 9
      [Kiza] 5:55 pm: no-Name buys newspapers to look distinguished
      [Kiza] 5:56 pm: no-Name thinks the internet is "like mail, but with less postmen"
      [Spartiate] 5:56 pm: no-Name once took dance lessons in the hopes of getting with a girl, but found himself both rejected and stuck with the lessons
      [Kiza] 5:57 pm: no-Name has trouble with opening letters because he is afraid that there will be spider eggs inside
      [Kiza] 5:57 pm: no-Name secretly watches romantic comedies at midnight
      [Spartiate] 5:58 pm: no-Name frequently bites food items without having first removed the plastic wrapper
      [Spartiate] 5:59 pm: no-Name eats sand from time to time
      [Kiza] 5:59 pm: no-Name buys games from stores, but only in the hope that females who also buy games will notice him and invite him over to play games. He has no equipment to play said games.
      [CarmineEternity] 5:59 pm: no-Name's favorite drink comes from a fruit, and is put into a box
      [Kiza] 5:59 pm: no-Name thinks the segue is a useful and groundbreaking invention
      [Spartiate] 6:00 pm: no-Name has never successfully placed a straw into a juicebox
      [Kiza] 6:00 pm: no-Name knows that dogs aren't people, but nevertheless dresses them up like they are people
      [Spartiate] 6:00 pm: no-Name drinks the tapwater, he lets it run for several seconds so that it isn't brown
      [Kiza] 6:01 pm: no-Name keeps a handbag just in case he wants to crossdress some day and needs to accessorise
      [CarmineEternity] 6:01 pm: no-Name once walked 4 miles to a fast food restaurant, saw that the only person working at the register was a cute girl, got discouraged, walked home
      [Spartiate] 6:01 pm: no-Name uses the pouch on the front of his briefs for storing personal items
      [Kiza] 6:01 pm: no-Name thinks rust on metal is "health spots"
      [Spartiate] 6:02 pm: no-Name scratched himself while he had chicken pox, leaving him scared and disfigured
      [Kiza] 6:02 pm: no-Name entered himself in a marathon once, but only so he could get free water from those people that hand the runners water
      [MadWorld] 6:02 pm: My stomach sounds like bombs in the distant.
      [Spartiate] 6:03 pm: no-Name is proud taht he once put 8 grapes in his mouth simultaneously
      [Spartiate] 6:03 pm: that*
      [Kiza] 6:03 pm: no-Name over-chlorinated his pool, and has been afraid of going in ever since
      [Kiza] 6:03 pm: no-Name's stomach sounds like bombs in the distance*
      [CarmineEternity] 6:03 pm: no-Name owns a forum consisting of his alts, and creates fake conversation with them because he feels lonely
      [Spartiate] 6:04 pm: no-Name fell asleep in a tanning booth once and blamed his severe tan on his irish heritage
      [Kiza] 6:04 pm: no-Name impersonates little known stage actors, and gets angry when no one knows who he is impersonating
      [Kiza] 6:05 pm: no-Name thinks actors are really the characters they play, even actors who play multiple characters
      [Spartiate] 6:05 pm: no-Name's mother says he is "special"
      [Kiza] 6:05 pm: no-Name frequently confuses Garfield the cat and Garfield the president
      [CarmineEternity] 6:05 pm: no-Name knows brian peppers.
      [Spartiate] 6:06 pm: no-Name giggles like a schoolgirl
      [Kiza] 6:06 pm: no-Name buys computers, takes them apart, places a small mouse inside, closes them up again, and returns them to the store complaining of squeaking
      [Kiza] 6:07 pm: no-Name once bought a bra for his sister's birthday but was too embarrassed to actually give it to her,
      [Kiza] 6:08 pm: so it stays hidden in his drawer, and he is secretly afraid of his parents finding it
      [Spartiate] 6:07 pm: no-Name reads other people's mail
      [Spartiate] 6:08 pm: no-Name owns a female sex toy
      [Kiza] 6:08 pm: no-Name knows Al Pacino, and boasts about this to everyone not knowing Al actually dislikes him
      [Misanthropy, Misinformation and Misdeeds]: no-Name has left at 6:09 pm
      [Kiza] 6:09 pm: no-Name breaks children's toys so they "learn that the world is a bad place"
      [Misanthropy, Misinformation and Misdeeds]: tnemrot has left at 6:09 pm
      [Spartiate] 6:09 pm: well this is no good
      [Spartiate] 6:09 pm: I think no-Name has been socially excluded
      [Spartiate] 6:09 pm: what an outcast
      A turd with a bullet in it ain't exactly 5 O'Clock News Ray

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      [Black_Eagle] 6:01 pm: yeah, I pounded lulian hardcore twice

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      ***[Tarsier] 10:16 pm: dude i would rape her, then kill her, and then cut her body up into little pieces and rape
      them.. then id get arrested, i would rape the cops, shoot their cars with a minigun and then explode the universe
      by jumping inside my own butthole


      Win.

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      ****[Serinanth] 5:28 pm: I do that too got a prob with that?
      ****[Moose] 5:28 pm: MAYBE'
      ****[Mark75] 5:28 pm: FIGHT
      [の‿の]: Serinanth has left at 5:29 pm
      ****[Moose] 5:29 pm: Ding ding ding
      Moose is the winner!

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      [Siиdяed] 9:45 pm: Man, chat is fucked up these days.
      [Siиdяed] 9:45 pm: Buncha perverts.
      ****[Akono] 9:46 pm: speak for yourself
      ****[Akono] 9:46 pm: [Siиdяed] 12:33 am: And sometimes if the kitten is on my lap and we're just watching a film or whatever I'll get hard
      and erect.
      [DV Chat]: Siиdяed has left at 9:46 pm
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      but dats not funnnayyyy

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      Made me laugh.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Moose View Post
      [Siиdяed] 9:45 pm: Man, chat is fucked up these days.
      [Siиdяed] 9:45 pm: Buncha perverts.
      ****[Akono] 9:46 pm: speak for yourself
      ****[Akono] 9:46 pm: [Siиdяed] 12:33 am: And sometimes if the kitten is on my lap and we're just watching a film or whatever I'll get hard
      and erect.
      [DV Chat]: Siиdяed has left at 9:46 pm
      LMAO!!
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      Wahh, these quotes aren't funny, its retarded, like 4chan, wahhh.

      *endless drone of whiny condescendence*

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      Quote Originally Posted by Kromoh View Post


      I had to do this. If it's inappropriate, delete at will.
      I laughed in real life when jake showed me this on msn lol

      SIG MADE BY KROMOH

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