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      Quote Originally Posted by Kromoh View Post
      [fleur de lune] 4:14 pm: someone tell me a story.
      [fleur de lune] 4:14 pm: i'm bored.
      [Dying Dignity] 4:16 pm: once upon a time there was a little girl with the goldest of locks upon her head
      [Dying Dignity] 4:16 pm: she was known as goldilocks
      [fleur de lune] 4:17 pm: clever!
      [Dying Dignity] 4:17 pm: one day, she was hungry whilst walking around in some random forest somewhere and she found a house
      [fleur de lune] 4:17 pm: and then?
      [Dying Dignity] 4:17 pm: she knocked on the door and lo and behold, it fell down with a great crash!
      [fleur de lune] 4:17 pm: AND THEEEN?
      [Dying Dignity] 4:18 pm: she was a bit scared upon seeing the door down but realised she didnt really care about the occupants of the house and
      they were out anyway
      [Dying Dignity] 4:18 pm: she found 3 bowls of porridge on a table
      [Dying Dignity] 4:19 pm: she tried the big one but it was too cold, then she tried the medium one and it was too hot!
      [fleur de lune] 4:19 pm: AAANNNDDD TTTHHHEEENNN???
      ****[Sentaku] 4:19 pm: ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN
      [fleur de lune] 4:19 pm: WHAT ABOUT THE LAST BOWL?!?!?!
      [Dying Dignity] 4:19 pm: so she sat down at the small bowl of porridge and tried that, it was just right. she was too stupid to realise hot + cold =
      medium and a bigger bowl of porridge
      [fleur de lune] 4:19 pm: because she was blonde, right?
      [Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: yeah
      [Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: so she was tired after the meal and went upstairs to nap for a bit
      [Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: THEN 3 BEARS CAME HOME, GOT DRUNK AND RAPED HER THEN ATE HER BECAUSE SHE WAS A GREEDY
      BITCH
      [Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: teh end
      [fleur de lune] 4:21 pm: ...
      [fleur de lune] 4:21 pm: *runsoffcrying*
      This one is hilarious XD I like how Fleur does the runs off crying thing.

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      *****[Akono] 4:33 pm: asl m/30/fl pics in profile
      *****[Akono] 4:33 pm: oh damn...wrong chat room.
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      [Noogah] 2:33 am: OH NO!!!! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!
      [Noogah] 2:33 am: GTG BYEE!!!!
      [DV Chat]: Noogah has left at 2:34 am
      [DuB] 2:35 am: his house is being naturally selected right now. i wonder if that'll make him believe

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      woop a doop

      Last edited by Tarsier; 01-13-2010 at 09:15 AM.
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      the word game

      ahahaha read my sig
      haha
      that was one fun game.
      im bored with my reality

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      [Mark75] 5:17 pm: hey guys
      [Mark75] 5:17 pm: im gay

      I was hoping he'd let us know one day.
      Last edited by Moose; 01-14-2010 at 02:56 AM.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Akono View Post
      [Noogah] 2:33 am: OH NO!!!! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!
      [Noogah] 2:33 am: GTG BYEE!!!!
      [DV Chat]: Noogah has left at 2:34 am
      [DuB] 2:35 am: his house is being naturally selected right now. i wonder if that'll make him believe
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      It just occurred to me that the thread went missing Why isn't it at least still visible and locked?!?!

      Anyway,

      [CanceledCzech] 11:04 am: http://www.wonderhowto.com/wondermen...-nsfw-0113759/
      [CanceledCzech] 11:05 am: im gonna get me one a deez
      [TamiDoll] 11:05 am: What's that? D: I shouldn't click on anymore links for today.
      [CanceledCzech] 11:05 am: loool
      [CanceledCzech] 11:05 am: it's a mind fuck
      [CanceledCzech] 11:05 am: the future is here
      [TamiDoll] 11:06 am: lol
      [TamiDoll] 11:06 am: Omg
      [TamiDoll] 11:06 am: Fucken hell.
      [CanceledCzech] 11:06 am: i know right?
      [CanceledCzech] 11:06 am: i am speechless
      [TamiDoll] 11:06 am: lol
      [Shift] 11:07 am: I'm not clicking that
      [Shift] 11:07 am: but just from reading it
      [Shift] 11:07 am: it reminds me of something someone told me about
      [Shift] 11:07 am: realdolls.com
      [Shift] 11:07 am: http://www.realdolls.com*for those too lazy to copypaste
      [CanceledCzech] 11:07 am: we have made sex slaves
      [CanceledCzech] 11:08 am: we have made artificial people to have sex with
      [TamiDoll] 11:08 am: lol....
      [Shift] 11:08 am: those have been around a while
      [CanceledCzech] 11:08 am: lol
      [Shift] 11:08 am: it's just that for some reason the quality is given a lot of attention, money, and development
      [CanceledCzech] 11:08 am: for some reason?
      [CanceledCzech] 11:08 am: and no, we have never had this before
      [CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: 'blow up doll' doesn't mean artificial person
      [CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: a blow up doll can't talk to you
      [Shift] 11:09 am: well
      [TamiDoll] 11:09 am: The japanese make some pretty fucken scary sex dolls.
      [Shift] 11:09 am: it's still an artifical person
      [CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: no
      [Shift] 11:09 am: if you mean like... mechanized sex robot then yes
      [CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: non of this semantics shit
      [CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: i'm not going there
      [CanceledCzech] 11:10 am: this is the seeds of artificial intelligence
      [TamiDoll] 11:10 am: lol
      [Shift] 11:10 am: lmao
      [CanceledCzech] 11:10 am: this is what you see in movies
      [Shift] 11:10 am: then say AI sex dolls
      [Shift] 11:10 am: not artifical people
      [Shift] 11:10 am: we've had that kind of shit around for years
      [CanceledCzech] 11:10 am: no
      [Shift] 11:10 am: it's just that now it's specifically designed to suck cock or whatever
      [ClouD] 11:11 am: lol.
      [ClouD] 11:11 am: i like how blunt.
      [Captain Sleepalot] 11:11 am: Ha ha.
      [ClouD] 11:11 am: specifically designed to suck cuck
      [ClouD] 11:11 am: cock*
      [Shift] 11:11 am: <3
      [TamiDoll] 11:11 am: Lmao shift.
      [Captain Sleepalot] 11:11 am: This conversation was meant to be put in signatures.
      [Shift] 11:11 am: well actually that's an assumption
      [ClouD] 11:11 am: strange, i've never misspelled cock.
      [Shift] 11:11 am: if I were a dude, no way in hell
      [Shift] 11:12 am: would I ever, ever put my dick inside of something designed to open and close
      [ClouD] 11:12 am: lol
      [ClouD] 11:12 am: amen.
      [TamiDoll] 11:12 am: xD!!!!!!!
      [ClouD] 11:12 am: i was just about to say that
      [TamiDoll] 11:12 am: Snap~
      [Shift] 11:12 am: it just doesn't look safe http://www.independent.ie/multimedia...or_174294t.jpg
      [ClouD] 11:12 am: especially a machine that has the physical capability to crush my penis
      [Shift] 11:12 am: lmfao cloud
      [TamiDoll] 11:12 am: hahahahahaha
      [Shift] 11:12 am: yeah
      [CanceledCzech] 11:13 am: shift has a dick
      [ClouD] 11:13 am: i mean, sure it's programmed not to
      [TamiDoll] 11:14 am: Technology, ALWAYS malfunctions. xD
      [ClouD] 11:14 am: but when is the last time you trusted a program with your word document, let alone sexual organs

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      *[Tarsier] 4:42 am: you guys i just got a really fucking genius idea
      ****[Tarsier] 4:42 am: im going to quote something from DV chat that is completely random and not funny at all, its going to be just like, a small part
      of a really normal conversation about lucid dreaming or something
      ****[Tarsier] 4:42 am: and im going to put it in the dv quotes thread
      ****[Kiza] 4:42 am: What is it
      ****[Tarsier] 4:42 am: and say "LOOOOL!"
      ********[CarmineEternity] 4:42 am: YEAH
      ********[CarmineEternity] 4:42 am: O IT
      ****[Tarsier] 4:43 am: everyone will be soo fucking confused
      ****[Kiza] 4:43 am: Why the fuck would you do that
      [Gnosienne] 4:43 am: ^^
      ****[Kiza] 4:43 am: that is an awful shitty idea
      ****[Tarsier] 4:43 am: ude
      ****[Tarsier] 4:43 am: dude
      ********[CarmineEternity] 4:43 am: now quote this one instead and post it for the lulz


      BTW: I did not post this for the lulz. I never do anything for the lulz. That's immature 4chan feggotry.

      Also I am going to go through with this plan when enough time has passed that people forget about this.
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      ****[Tarsier] 5:42 am: you guys i just got a really fucking genius idea
      ****[Tarsier] 5:42 am: im going to quote something from DV chat that is completely random and not funny at all, its going to be
      just like, a small part of a really normal conversation about lucid dreaming or something
      ****[Tarsier] 5:42 am: and im going to put it in the dv quotes thread
      ****[Kiza] 5:42 am: What is it
      ****[Tarsier] 5:42 am: and say "LOOOOL!"
      ********[CarmineEternity] 5:42 am: YEAH
      ********[CarmineEternity] 5:42 am: O IT
      ****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: everyone will be soo fucking confused
      ****[Kiza] 5:43 am: Why the fuck would you do that
      [Gnosienne] 5:43 am: ^^
      ****[Kiza] 5:43 am: that is an awful shitty idea
      ****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: ude
      ****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: dude
      ********[CarmineEternity] 5:43 am: now quote this one instead and post it for the lulz
      ****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: youre clearly just jealous that you didnt come up with it and i did
      ****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: no
      ********[CarmineEternity] 5:43 am: OR I WILL DO IT MY FUCKING SELF


      Edit: GOD DAMN IT TARS

      I somehow knew you would get here first. I had to search. :l

      ...Bitch.
      Last edited by CarmineEternity; 01-18-2010 at 01:45 PM. Reason: SNOIPAH!

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      ****[Spartiate] 11:54 pm: no I told my cousin I liked her

      SIG MADE BY KROMOH

      ****[Mario92] 2:59 am: I just dedicated my last bowel movement to Christ. Invoke that.

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      Quote Originally Posted by C911 View Post
      ****[Spartiate] 11:54 pm: no I told my cousin I liked her
      That's not how it went down homie!!!

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      ****[Spartiate] 11:54 pm: my cousin is my wingman

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      You said it, not me bro.

      SIG MADE BY KROMOH

      ****[Mario92] 2:59 am: I just dedicated my last bowel movement to Christ. Invoke that.

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      This thread is really shit.. thanks MoS.
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      What are you talking about? This thread is awesome. And I have no idea what was even wrong with the old quotes thread. That shit was hilarious.

      And actually, the farther back you went on the old quotes thread, the more unfunny it became.
      Last edited by CanceledCzech; 01-28-2010 at 08:23 PM.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Spartiate View Post
      Quote Originally Posted by C911 View Post
      ****[Spartiate] 11:54 pm: no I told my cousin I liked her
      That's not how it went down homie!!!
      OMFG!! Lol... you from Tennessee Spart?

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      Quote Originally Posted by MementoMori View Post
      OMFG!! Lol... you from Tennessee Spart?
      It's convenient dude.

      (I was talking about my cousin's best friend)

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      Wahh, this thread sucks

      Lets burn it

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      Quote Originally Posted by CarmineEternity View Post
      Wahh, this thread sucks

      Lets burn it
      *searches for Thanks button*

      Damn, fail. +1 to you, then.

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      Quote Originally Posted by CanceledCzech View Post
      What are you talking about? This thread is awesome. And I have no idea what was even wrong with the old quotes thread. That shit was hilarious.

      And actually, the farther back you went on the old quotes thread, the more unfunny it became.
      I agree CC, the old thread was good because people actually looked at it.. and there were actual quotes in there.. This one is 3 pages long and it's in senseless banter... It's pointless now.

      What they need to do is have 2 threads in DV favorites, one for chat and one for the forum.. Locking the original thread and only allowing one in senseless was a dick move imo.
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      ****[tnemrot] 12:04 am: Induce a comma.
      *****[CarmineEternity] 12:05 am: comma
      *****[CarmineEternity] 12:05 am: ,
      *****[CarmineEternity] 12:05 am: induced

      "herp derp you quoted yourself and it wasn't even funny"

      Fuck you.

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      You quoted yourself and it wasn't even funny.


      Also, herp derp.

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      I should quote myself too if nobody else does it for me.

      ...nah.

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