DV Chat Quotes

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 12-23-2009 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by Kromoh

[fleur de lune] 4:14 pm: someone tell me a story.
[fleur de lune] 4:14 pm: i'm bored.
[Dying Dignity] 4:16 pm: once upon a time there was a little girl with the goldest of locks upon her head
[Dying Dignity] 4:16 pm: she was known as goldilocks
[fleur de lune] 4:17 pm: clever!
[Dying Dignity] 4:17 pm: one day, she was hungry whilst walking around in some random forest somewhere and she found a house
[fleur de lune] 4:17 pm: and then?
[Dying Dignity] 4:17 pm: she knocked on the door and lo and behold, it fell down with a great crash!
[fleur de lune] 4:17 pm: AND THEEEN?
[Dying Dignity] 4:18 pm: she was a bit scared upon seeing the door down but realised she didnt really care about the occupants of the house and
they were out anyway
[Dying Dignity] 4:18 pm: she found 3 bowls of porridge on a table
[Dying Dignity] 4:19 pm: she tried the big one but it was too cold, then she tried the medium one and it was too hot!
[fleur de lune] 4:19 pm: AAANNNDDD TTTHHHEEENNN???
****[Sentaku] 4:19 pm: ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN
[fleur de lune] 4:19 pm: WHAT ABOUT THE LAST BOWL?!?!?!
[Dying Dignity] 4:19 pm: so she sat down at the small bowl of porridge and tried that, it was just right. she was too stupid to realise hot + cold =
medium and a bigger bowl of porridge
[fleur de lune] 4:19 pm: because she was blonde, right?
[Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: yeah
[Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: so she was tired after the meal and went upstairs to nap for a bit
[Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: THEN 3 BEARS CAME HOME, GOT DRUNK AND RAPED HER THEN ATE HER BECAUSE SHE WAS A GREEDY
BITCH
[Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: teh end
[fleur de lune] 4:21 pm: ...
[fleur de lune] 4:21 pm: *runsoffcrying*

This one is hilarious XD I like how Fleur does the runs off crying thing.

**CanceledCzech** · 01-11-2010 10:39 PM

*****[Akono] 4:33 pm: asl m/30/fl pics in profile
*****[Akono] 4:33 pm: oh damn...wrong chat room.

**AURON** · 01-13-2010 08:39 AM

[Noogah] 2:33 am: OH NO!!!! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!
[Noogah] 2:33 am: GTG BYEE!!!!
[DV Chat]: Noogah has left at 2:34 am
[DuB] 2:35 am: his house is being naturally selected right now. i wonder if that'll make him believe

**Tarsier** · 01-13-2010 09:06 AM

woop a doop

**epicdreamer371** · 01-13-2010 09:46 AM

ahahaha read my sig

haha
that was one fun game.

**Tara** · 01-14-2010 02:41 AM

[Mark75] 5:17 pm: hey guys
[Mark75] 5:17 pm: im gay

I was hoping he'd let us know one day.

**youssarian** · 01-14-2010 03:44 AM

Originally Posted by Akono

[Noogah] 2:33 am: OH NO!!!! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!
[Noogah] 2:33 am: GTG BYEE!!!!
[DV Chat]: Noogah has left at 2:34 am
[DuB] 2:35 am: his house is being naturally selected right now. i wonder if that'll make him believe

**Shift** · 01-15-2010 05:45 PM

It just occurred to me that the thread went missing

Why isn't it at least still visible and locked?!?!

Anyway,

[CanceledCzech] 11:04 am: http://www.wonderhowto.com/wondermen...-nsfw-0113759/
[CanceledCzech] 11:05 am: im gonna get me one a deez
[TamiDoll] 11:05 am: What's that? D: I shouldn't click on anymore links for today.
[CanceledCzech] 11:05 am: loool
[CanceledCzech] 11:05 am: it's a mind fuck
[CanceledCzech] 11:05 am: the future is here
[TamiDoll] 11:06 am: lol
[TamiDoll] 11:06 am: Omg
[TamiDoll] 11:06 am: Fucken hell.
[CanceledCzech] 11:06 am: i know right?
[CanceledCzech] 11:06 am: i am speechless
[TamiDoll] 11:06 am: lol
[Shift] 11:07 am: I'm not clicking that
[Shift] 11:07 am: but just from reading it
[Shift] 11:07 am: it reminds me of something someone told me about
[Shift] 11:07 am: realdolls.com
[Shift] 11:07 am: http://www.realdolls.com*for those too lazy to copypaste
[CanceledCzech] 11:07 am: we have made sex slaves
[CanceledCzech] 11:08 am: we have made artificial people to have sex with
[TamiDoll] 11:08 am: lol....
[Shift] 11:08 am: those have been around a while
[CanceledCzech] 11:08 am: lol
[Shift] 11:08 am: it's just that for some reason the quality is given a lot of attention, money, and development
[CanceledCzech] 11:08 am: for some reason?
[CanceledCzech] 11:08 am: and no, we have never had this before
[CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: 'blow up doll' doesn't mean artificial person
[CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: a blow up doll can't talk to you
[Shift] 11:09 am: well
[TamiDoll] 11:09 am: The japanese make some pretty fucken scary sex dolls.
[Shift] 11:09 am: it's still an artifical person
[CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: no
[Shift] 11:09 am: if you mean like... mechanized sex robot then yes
[CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: non of this semantics shit
[CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: i'm not going there
[CanceledCzech] 11:10 am: this is the seeds of artificial intelligence
[TamiDoll] 11:10 am: lol
[Shift] 11:10 am: lmao
[CanceledCzech] 11:10 am: this is what you see in movies
[Shift] 11:10 am: then say AI sex dolls
[Shift] 11:10 am: not artifical people
[Shift] 11:10 am: we've had that kind of shit around for years
[CanceledCzech] 11:10 am: no
[Shift] 11:10 am: it's just that now it's specifically designed to suck cock or whatever
[ClouD] 11:11 am: lol.
[ClouD] 11:11 am: i like how blunt.
[Captain Sleepalot] 11:11 am: Ha ha.
[ClouD] 11:11 am: specifically designed to suck cuck
[ClouD] 11:11 am: cock*
[Shift] 11:11 am: <3
[TamiDoll] 11:11 am: Lmao shift.
[Captain Sleepalot] 11:11 am: This conversation was meant to be put in signatures.
[Shift] 11:11 am: well actually that's an assumption
[ClouD] 11:11 am: strange, i've never misspelled cock.
[Shift] 11:11 am: if I were a dude, no way in hell
[Shift] 11:12 am: would I ever, ever put my dick inside of something designed to open and close
[ClouD] 11:12 am: lol
[ClouD] 11:12 am: amen.
[TamiDoll] 11:12 am: xD!!!!!!!
[ClouD] 11:12 am: i was just about to say that
[TamiDoll] 11:12 am: Snap~
[Shift] 11:12 am: it just doesn't look safe http://www.independent.ie/multimedia...or_174294t.jpg
[ClouD] 11:12 am: especially a machine that has the physical capability to crush my penis
[Shift] 11:12 am: lmfao cloud
[TamiDoll] 11:12 am: hahahahahaha
[Shift] 11:12 am: yeah
[CanceledCzech] 11:13 am: shift has a dick
[ClouD] 11:13 am: i mean, sure it's programmed not to
[TamiDoll] 11:14 am: Technology, ALWAYS malfunctions. xD
[ClouD] 11:14 am: but when is the last time you trusted a program with your word document, let alone sexual organs

**Tarsier** · 01-18-2010 01:44 PM

*[Tarsier] 4:42 am: you guys i just got a really fucking genius idea
****[Tarsier] 4:42 am: im going to quote something from DV chat that is completely random and not funny at all, its going to be just like, a small part
of a really normal conversation about lucid dreaming or something
****[Tarsier] 4:42 am: and im going to put it in the dv quotes thread
****[Kiza] 4:42 am: What is it
****[Tarsier] 4:42 am: and say "LOOOOL!"
********[CarmineEternity] 4:42 am: YEAH
********[CarmineEternity] 4:42 am: O IT
****[Tarsier] 4:43 am: everyone will be soo fucking confused
****[Kiza] 4:43 am: Why the fuck would you do that
[Gnosienne] 4:43 am: ^^
****[Kiza] 4:43 am: that is an awful shitty idea
****[Tarsier] 4:43 am: ude
****[Tarsier] 4:43 am: dude
********[CarmineEternity] 4:43 am: now quote this one instead and post it for the lulz

BTW: I did not post this for the lulz. I never do anything for the lulz. That's immature 4chan feggotry.

Also I am going to go through with this plan when enough time has passed that people forget about this.

**CarmineEternity** · 01-18-2010 01:44 PM

****[Tarsier] 5:42 am: you guys i just got a really fucking genius idea
****[Tarsier] 5:42 am: im going to quote something from DV chat that is completely random and not funny at all, its going to be
just like, a small part of a really normal conversation about lucid dreaming or something
****[Tarsier] 5:42 am: and im going to put it in the dv quotes thread
****[Kiza] 5:42 am: What is it
****[Tarsier] 5:42 am: and say "LOOOOL!"
********[CarmineEternity] 5:42 am: YEAH
********[CarmineEternity] 5:42 am: O IT
****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: everyone will be soo fucking confused
****[Kiza] 5:43 am: Why the fuck would you do that
[Gnosienne] 5:43 am: ^^
****[Kiza] 5:43 am: that is an awful shitty idea
****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: ude
****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: dude
********[CarmineEternity] 5:43 am: now quote this one instead and post it for the lulz
****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: youre clearly just jealous that you didnt come up with it and i did
****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: no
********[CarmineEternity] 5:43 am: OR I WILL DO IT MY FUCKING SELF

Edit: GOD DAMN IT TARS

I somehow knew you would get here first. I had to search. :l

...Bitch.

**C911** · 01-19-2010 07:55 AM

****[Spartiate] 11:54 pm: no I told my cousin I liked her

**Spartiate** · 01-19-2010 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by C911

****[Spartiate] 11:54 pm: no I told my cousin I liked her

That's not how it went down homie!!!

**CarmineEternity** · 01-19-2010 07:57 AM

****[Spartiate] 11:54 pm: my cousin is my wingman

**C911** · 01-19-2010 07:58 AM

You said it, not me bro.

**Tarsier** · 01-27-2010 12:34 PM

This thread is really shit.. thanks MoS.

**CanceledCzech** · 01-28-2010 08:17 PM

What are you talking about? This thread is awesome. And I have no idea what was even wrong with the old quotes thread. That shit was hilarious.

And actually, the farther back you went on the old quotes thread, the more unfunny it became.

**MementoMori** · 01-28-2010 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Originally Posted by C911

****[Spartiate] 11:54 pm: no I told my cousin I liked her

That's not how it went down homie!!!

OMFG!! Lol... you from Tennessee Spart?

**Alex** · 01-28-2010 10:33 PM

[spockman] 10:30 pm: So you work for Top Cola, Alex?

**Spartiate** · 01-29-2010 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by MementoMori

OMFG!! Lol... you from Tennessee Spart?

It's convenient dude.

(I was talking about my cousin's best friend)

**CarmineEternity** · 01-29-2010 01:20 AM

Wahh, this thread sucks

Lets burn it

**Maria92** · 01-29-2010 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by CarmineEternity

Wahh, this thread sucks

Lets burn it

*searches for Thanks button*

Damn, fail. +1 to you, then.

**Tarsier** · 01-29-2010 04:38 AM

Originally Posted by CanceledCzech

What are you talking about? This thread is awesome. And I have no idea what was even wrong with the old quotes thread. That shit was hilarious.

And actually, the farther back you went on the old quotes thread, the more unfunny it became.

I agree CC, the old thread was good because people actually looked at it.. and there were actual quotes in there.. This one is 3 pages long and it's in senseless banter... It's pointless now.

What they need to do is have 2 threads in DV favorites, one for chat and one for the forum.. Locking the original thread and only allowing one in senseless was a dick move imo.

**CarmineEternity** · 01-29-2010 08:07 AM

****[tnemrot] 12:04 am: Induce a comma.
*****[CarmineEternity] 12:05 am: comma
*****[CarmineEternity] 12:05 am: ,
*****[CarmineEternity] 12:05 am: induced

"herp derp you quoted yourself and it wasn't even funny"

Fuck you.