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      [18:01] <%paigeyemps|BRB> Im staring at huge ass spider
      [18:01] <%paigeyemps|BRB> Chilling in the tub
      [18:02] <SnowyCat> KILL IT WITH FIRE
      [18:02] <%paigeyemps|BRB>
      [18:02] <%paigeyemps|BRB> Wtf spider outta mah way
      [18:02] <Impecability> carefull could be my ex
      [18:02] <%paigeyemps|BRB> Lol
      [18:02] <SnowyCat> ^lol
      [18:02] <SnowyCat> Fill the tub with water and watch it die slowly
      [18:02] <%paigeyemps|BRB> K i grabbed it and threw it out the window lol
      [18:02] <%paigeyemps|BRB> Fuck yea
      [18:02] <SnowyCat> NICE
      [18:02] * SnowyCat applauds
      [18:03] <Impecability> good job! thats what i did to her too

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      [14:25] <SnowyCat> Good afternoon everybody
      [14:26] <rudedudeowns> NO
      [14:26] <rudedudeowns> FUCK NO
      [14:26] <rudedudeowns> JUST NO
      [14:26] <SnowyCat> hey rude
      [14:26] <rudedudeowns> hi

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      Bit of backstory. I work in I.T And I just got off the phone with a user we sold a new computer too. She was complaining that her computer was beeping. I walking her through a few things, trying to figure it out. After a bit, I ended up remoting into it. Now, I look in the event viewer, and see some ATI EEU errors happening every 20 seconds. great! Easy fix! Just needs a graphic driver update. Ok, so do all that. Nope. Still beeping. Ok, tried a few other things. Still beeping. Well fuck. Ok. Unplug the computer. Still beeping? Oh come on. Ok... unplug the printer. STILL?! The fuck. Ok, this isn't a computer issue at all. Then I mention it in IRC.

      [14:40:50] <Oldsparta> you have got to be fucking kidding me
      [14:41:00] <Oldsparta> i spent an hour on the phone with this woman cause her computer is beeping
      [14:41:06] <Oldsparta> ITS NOT EVEN THE FUCKING COPUTER
      [14:41:09] <Oldsparta> COMPUTER*
      [14:41:22] <Oldsparta> its completely unplugged
      [14:41:26] <Oldsparta> no power to it or anything
      [14:41:29] <Oldsparta> FUUUUUUU
      [14:41:34] <paigeyemps> LOOOOOOOOL
      [14:42:59] <melanieb|Away> wow
      [14:43:11] <melanieb|Away> So what was it?
      [14:43:19] <Oldsparta> fucked if i know
      [14:43:33] <IsabellaSage|Asleep> Smoke detector. Her house was on fire the whole call.
      [14:44:02] <paigeyemps> My cousin asked what that little red dot on indians' foreheads are
      [14:44:04] * Lassa ([email protected]) has joined
      [14:44:06] <Oldsparta> IsabellaSage|Asleep,
      [14:44:07] * melanieb|Away sits back with popcorn
      [14:44:09] <Oldsparta> I fucken love you!
      [14:44:11] <paigeyemps> "infrared"
      [14:44:14] * Oldsparta gives channel operator status to IsabellaSage|Asleep
      [14:44:14] <IsabellaSage|Asleep> ew
      [14:44:20] <Oldsparta> SERIOUSLY
      [14:44:22] <melanieb|Away> :O
      [14:44:23] <paigeyemps> iz doesnt take love
      [14:44:24] <Oldsparta> AN HOUR
      [14:44:25] * lsddream has quit (Quit: Page closed)
      [14:44:28] <Oldsparta> FOR A FUCKING SMOKE DETECTOR

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      [22:32:57] <@DreamBot> (Music) What do the initials B.B. stand for in B.B. King's name?
      [22:32:59] <Araishu> too long
      [22:33:04] <killing> BOOBS BOOBS
      [22:33:04] <IsabellaSage|Asleep> Bulletin Board
      [22:33:04] <Araishu> Benny Bottom
      [22:33:15] <IsabellaSage|Asleep> Big Bastard
      [22:33:16] <killing> we're the smartest people in DV.
      [22:33:18] <killing> LOL
      [22:33:21] <Araishu> pmsl
      [22:33:26] <@DreamBot> {MoxQuizz} Hint 1:
      [22:33:27] <@DreamBot> B B

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      [15:14] <%killing> THE CALL OF THE DOUNT
      [15:14] <Linkzelda|Away> Smile like a donut
      [15:14] <%killing> DONUT*...
      [15:14] <Linkzelda|Away> wow
      [15:14] <%killing> it's the mating call of the dount
      [15:14] <hathor28> cuz its what is bothering me now
      [15:14] <%killing> donut*
      [15:15] <Linkzelda|Away> facial expressions related to a donut is physically impossible
      [15:15] <%killing> for the love of god
      [15:15] <Linkzelda|Away> !ud dount
      [15:15] <Demonbot> Linkzelda|Away: "dount" could mean, "a polite word for buggery," or, "When you cum on a girl&#x27;s face, then pull some pubes off and then toss them all over her face."

      I guess she knows the mating call.

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      Yeah cause you're just soooooo funny.

      (pls bitch less, tho)

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      I don't even female dog to you or anyone on IRC. It's just me having fun.

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      [18:00:29] <lucidiandreamer> oh yea i said kids are being taught to be egomaniacs at school
      [18:00:31] <realdealmagic> rizzle.
      [18:00:33] <lucidiandreamer> lol hit a nerve
      [18:00:47] <lucidiandreamer> they all think they'r tupac

      This is going to become a thing now.
      Are you tupac enough to enter the chat tho

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      [01:01] <+Linkzelda> I like dark-skinned women with white hair
      [01:01] <Wayfaerer> WAT




      [01:01] <+Linkzelda> too bad that's not possible in this world.
      [01:02] <Wayfaerer> you're the worst adventurer I've ever met
      [01:02] <+IsabellaSage|Asleep> Oh, but it is possible.
      [01:02] <+IsabellaSage|Asleep> throw egg at self
      [01:02] <metacog> You mean like that xmen chick?
      [01:02] <+Linkzelda> Are you saying I'm a black female
      [01:02] <metacog> Storm or w/e
      [01:02] <+Linkzelda> well tanned and dark-skinned metacog
      [01:02] <+IsabellaSage|Asleep> I like dark-skinned women who are part of the Spice Girls.
      [01:03] <+Linkzelda> and sure metacog
      [01:03] <+Linkzelda> oh ho ho


      [01:03] <saltyseedog> dam link all yu ever talk about is girls
      [01:03] <saltyseedog> god



      [01:03] <+Linkzelda> saltyseedog: yeah, you want me to fuck girls?
      [01:03] <+Linkzelda> I mean
      [01:03] <+Linkzelda> guys?


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      pls stop panic

      Maybe it's a dream and if I scream, it will burst at the seams.

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      [10:36] <killing> ok whatever, i was going to say something but i forgot.
      [10:36] <+Linkzelda|Away> nicely done there
      [10:36] <%paigeyemps|Asleep> AND BE MORE LIKE YOUUUU
      [10:36] <+Linkzelda|Away> lmfao
      [10:36] <%paigeyemps|Asleep> Less
      [10:36] <%paigeyemps|Asleep> Even
      [10:36] <%paigeyemps|Asleep>
      [10:37] <killing> more like me, less like you
      [10:37] <%paigeyemps|Asleep> Yeah that's what i said
      [10:37] <+Linkzelda|Away> you may end up failing too
      [10:37] <killing> is it really
      [10:37] <%paigeyemps|Asleep> Maybe.
      [10:37] <+Linkzelda|Away> but I know, you were just like me with someone disappointed in youuuuuuuuu




      [10:37] <%paigeyemps|Asleep> You'll never know
      [10:37] <%paigeyemps|Asleep> Ok mike shinoda stop


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      [00:17:41] <%paigeyemps> Fu
      [00:17:44] <%paigeyemps> Time for ice
      [00:17:48] <%paigeyemps> Splendid
      [00:18:02] <%Lucidis> ice is awesome
      [00:18:15] <%paigeyemps> Not on your boobs no
      [00:18:31] <@Oldsparta> why do you have ice on your boobs?
      [00:18:38] <%paigeyemps> Treatment
      [00:18:40] <@Oldsparta> new fetish I haven't heard of yet/
      [00:18:42] <@Oldsparta> Ahhh
      [00:18:47] <%Lucidis> now that i think of it, ice on your boobs would kind of suck
      [00:18:49] <%paigeyemps> Lol and yes that too
      [00:19:02] <@Oldsparta> "I can cut through glass right now"
      [00:19:03] <@Oldsparta>
      [00:19:25] Lucidis tries to imagine life with boobs
      [00:19:33] <@Oldsparta> think Like being fat
      [00:19:35] <@Oldsparta> without being fat
      [00:19:39] <@Oldsparta> just in your ches
      [00:19:43] <@Oldsparta> chest*
      [00:19:54] <%Lucidis> isn't that what a boob is?
      [00:19:58] <@Oldsparta> and they are like.... sensitive.
      [00:20:04] <%paigeyemps> Looool
      [00:20:05] <@Oldsparta> Like penis head sensitive
      [00:20:05] <@Oldsparta>
      [00:20:08] <%Lucidis> ...
      [00:20:16] <@Oldsparta> Well, you wanted to know
      [00:20:17] <%paigeyemps> Boobs are nice
      [00:20:21] <%Lucidis> i knew it
      [00:20:22] <%paigeyemps> They get you stuff
      [00:20:24] <+Linkzelda|Away> dear mother of god
      [00:20:26] <@Oldsparta> I'm just telling you shit that I'm pretty much making up
      [00:20:26] <%Lucidis> i just didn't want you to say it
      [00:20:33] <+Linkzelda|Away> 3,400+ words for this guide
      [00:20:42] <+Linkzelda|Away> wow tulpa.info is in for a bruising
      [00:20:43] Lucidis gives paigey jewelry
      [00:20:52] Linkzelda|Away gives paigeyemps cash
      [00:20:58] <+Linkzelda|Away> now you can buy what you want!
      [00:20:58] Lucidis fights Linkzelda|Away
      [00:21:00] <%paigeyemps> Thanks boys
      [00:21:06] <@Oldsparta> the hell?
      [00:21:13] <@Oldsparta> I swap screens for 2 seconds
      [00:21:19] <@Oldsparta> and people are fighting for paige?
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      I love walls of text where the funny parts aren't bolded.

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      Better than text walls where there aren't funny parts.

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      Quote Originally Posted by ♥Mark View Post
      Better than text walls where there aren't funny parts.
      .

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      Quote Originally Posted by Auron View Post
      .
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      [19:52] <saltyseedog> how much do i have to pay you to lick my body clean
      [19:52] <hathor28> what
      [19:52] <SnowyCat> not much
      [19:52] <hathor28> wtf
      [19:52] <SnowyCat> LET ME LICK YOU
      [19:52] == Indeed [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Hey look! A quit message!]
      [19:52] <saltyseedog> ok snowy cat
      [19:52] <hathor28> i wont do it
      [19:52] <hathor28> anyways
      [19:52] <SnowyCat> *licks saltyseedog
      [19:52] <saltyseedog> you had your chance hathor
      [19:52] <hathor28> idc
      [19:52] <hathor28> why
      [19:53] <hathor28> like why u said that???
      [19:53] <saltyseedog> it's to late
      [19:53] <SnowyCat> maybe next time
      [19:53] <hathor28> but why ?
      [19:53] <SnowyCat> no
      [19:53] <SnowyCat> you missed out
      [19:53] <hathor28> y
      [19:53] <hathor28> i dont get it anyways
      [19:53] <saltyseedog> because snowy licked me clean
      [19:54] <SnowyCat> totally clean
      [19:54] <saltyseedog> wow that sounded really dirty

      Sorry salty I just had to!

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      [16:58] == Hukif [[email protected]] has joined #DV
      [16:58] == mode/#DV [+v Hukif] by DreamBot
      [16:58] <+Exotiraan> Hukif!
      [16:58] == Hukif [[email protected]] has left #DV [""]
      [16:58] <+Exotiraan> Damn.
      [16:58] <SnowyCat> lol
      [16:58] <+Marvo> awkwaaaard

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      Maybe it's a dream and if I scream, it will burst at the seams.

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      [10:33:51] Coolb3rt gets feels from a dream the other night
      [10:33:59] <TehDalek> I just wanted to be loved
      [10:34:03] Lucidis punches Coolb3rt in the feels organ
      [10:34:14] <Coolb3rt> dat feels
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      Maybe it's a dream and if I scream, it will burst at the seams.

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      [20:26:24] <Arkadast> Question
      [20:26:28] <&Oldsparta> I'm confused
      [20:26:29] <&OpheliaBlue> yes Arkadast
      [20:26:30] <Arkadast> Is CanisLucidus a dream
      [20:26:38] <Arkadast> A guy*
      [20:26:38] <&OpheliaBlue> no he's a real member
      [20:26:40] <+Linkzelda> yes he's a dream guide
      [20:26:41] <Arkadast> Lol wtf
      [20:26:42] <&Oldsparta> LOL
      [20:26:44] <&Forsaken> why does shopping have to be gambling

      (included Ken's non sequitur for the lols)

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      Lol^

      Maybe it's a dream and if I scream, it will burst at the seams.

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      On-topic admin, y u no halp me D:

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      (02:41:53 PM) killing: !sleep
      (02:41:54 PM) killing is now known as killing|Asleep
      (02:42:08 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: GO TO BED
      (02:42:12 PM) killing|Asleep: shut up.
      (02:42:15 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: no
      (02:42:24 PM) killing|Asleep: THEN GO REGRET.
      (02:42:29 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: GET OUT
      (02:42:35 PM) killing|Asleep: spend a few days regretting and then come back
      (02:42:39 PM) killing|Asleep: STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
      (02:42:44 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: But Killy
      (02:42:47 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: I've already spent
      (02:42:49 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: my whole life
      (02:42:52 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: regretting.
      (02:43:02 PM) wishfulthinker: !yt Bridgit Mendler Ready Or Not
      (02:43:02 PM) Demonbot: wishfulthinker: [0/14] BridgitMendlerVEVO - Bridgit Mendler - Ready or Not (Official Video) (03:29) - 35325694 views, 283105 votes, 97.6% approval rating - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPKG...=youtube_gdata
      (02:43:10 PM) killing|Asleep: wow okay why don't you make me feel bad about it as well
      (02:43:21 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: Sure, no problem. :3
      (02:44:01 PM) saltyseedog: I've done enough regretting for one day
      (02:44:02 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: That's what I'm best at.
      (02:44:13 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: Have you, Salty?
      (02:44:21 PM) killing|Asleep: no, you haven't
      (02:44:25 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: What if a week later you look back and think
      (02:44:26 PM) saltyseedog: yes I haven't
      (02:44:31 PM) killing|Asleep: go back to the church of polly
      (02:44:32 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: "Man, I wish I'd done more regretting."
      (02:44:33 PM) killing|Asleep: and regret
      (02:44:40 PM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: Imagine how that would make you feel.
      (02:44:41 PM) saltyseedog: lmao
      mark, y u so funny
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