Thread: DV Chat Quotes

gab
BitchBlack Badmin

So this happened today:

[11:56:40] <spellbee2> !rr give me a B
[11:56:41] <BaconBot> *CLICK* Close one, huh spellbee2
[11:56:46] <spellbee2> !rr give me a A
[11:56:47] <BaconBot> *CLICK* Close one, huh spellbee2
[11:56:53] <spellbee2> !rr give me a N
[11:56:53] <BaconBot> *CLICK* Close one, huh spellbee2
[11:57:03] <spellbee2> !rr give me a G
[11:57:04] <BaconBot> *CLICK* Close one, huh spellbee2
[11:57:10] <spellbee2> !rr what does that spell?
[11:57:10] <BaconBot> *BANG* You're dead, spellbee2
[11:57:15] <spellbee2> HA HA YES IT WORKED
[11:57:26] <spellbee2> today is a proud moment for me...
[11:57:33] <spellbee2> which is probably kind of sad...

Cheeseception, it's so meta

[19:20] == mode/#Staff [+o AURON] by anderj101
[19:22] <@Mismagius^> Welcome Auron to Staffordshire
[19:22] <@AURON> hola
[19:23] <@OpheliaBlue> it's near Brie
[19:23] <@OpheliaBlue> Bree*
[19:23] <@OpheliaBlue> the town, not the cheese
[19:23] <@OpheliaBlue> though I hear the brie is good in Brie
[19:23] <@OpheliaBlue> Bree*
[19:23] <@OpheliaBlue> ffs
[19:24] <@OpheliaBlue> lol cheese is good in cheese
[19:24] <@OpheliaBlue> it's so meta
[19:24] <@OpheliaBlue> cheeseception
[19:24] <@Mismagius^> Haha
[19:24] <@OpheliaBlue> I'm gonna make some cheese Prince
[19:24] <@OpheliaBlue> guess what I'm going to make it out of?
[19:24] <@Mismagius^> I heard you like cheese so I put cheese in your cheese so you can eat cheese will you're eating cheese
[19:25] <@OpheliaBlue> YAAAAY
[19:25] <@Mismagius^> Goat milk?
[19:25] <@OpheliaBlue> no, cheese
[19:25] <@Mismagius^> Lol no I mean is that what you're making it out of
[19:25] <@Mismagius^> Ooooh
[19:25] <@OpheliaBlue> no I'm making the cheese out of cheese
[19:25] <@OpheliaBlue> hahahaha
[19:25] <@OpheliaBlue> I can't stop
[19:26] <@Mismagius^> Lool

Ah, I see the cosmological properties are still in close proximity to you, spellbee2. That was both awesome and hilarious, it's going to go down in DV Chat history

[20:42] <KestrelKat> what grade are you in?
[20:43] <PKJacker> But I wouldn't have gotten a high score on the ap exam anyway
[20:43] <PKJacker> senior in goofball
[20:43] <PKJacker> thanks phone
[20:43] <KestrelKat> lol hahaha

[17:54] <Miau> !kiss orationem^
[17:54] * DreamBot sees: Miau busses orationem^
[17:54] <KestrelKat> !hug orationem^
[17:54] * DreamBot sees: KestrelKat nuzzles orationem^.
[17:54] <KestrelKat> busses??
[17:54] <orationem^> O_O
[17:54] <KestrelKat> wtf is that
[17:54] <Twocrystalcups> kiss
[17:54] <orationem^> i'm not lesbian...lol
[17:54] <Miau> Ew
[17:54] <Twocrystalcups> miau kissed
[17:54] <Miau> it was a friendly kiss
[17:55] <orationem^> hahaha
[17:55] <KestrelKat> busses though? Is that some kinda slang
[17:55] <Twocrystalcups> !g busses
[17:55] <orationem^> no idea
[17:55] <Twocrystalcups> nope
[17:55] <Twocrystalcups> !ub busses
[17:55] <orationem^> !kiss
[17:55] * DreamBot kisses orationem^
[17:55] <Twocrystalcups> nope
[17:55] <TwitchLucidity> "hey babah, how about we bus out?"
[17:55] <Miau> !kiss Miau
[17:55] * DreamBot sees: Miau, we know you love yourself.
[17:55] <Twocrystalcups> lemme buss your face
[17:56] <Twocrystalcups> O_o
[17:56] <Miau> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[17:56] <Miau> LEMME BUSS YOUR FACE

I remember seeing a thread for this, but it was started sometime in 2013, and I don't feel like reviving a 2 year old thread, so we will start anew with this.

[20:09] == JadeGreen [[email protected]] has joined #LucidDreaming
[20:09] <JadeGreen> they can do this
[20:09] <RubyRed> hahaha I'm two people
[20:10] <rageki> lol

[20:09] == JadeGreen [[email protected]] has joined #DVLounge
[20:10] <RubyRed> Hey guys I'm back
[20:10] <JadeGreen> What the?!
[20:10] <@Mismagius> Hiya!
[20:10] == spellbee2^^ [[email protected]] has quit [Client closed the connection]
[20:10] <JadeGreen> RubyRed! My arch nemesis!
[20:10] <@Mismagius> Love the pokemon reference ^^
[20:10] <+enso> Coolb3rt|Away: it's gone, only stayed up for one hour
[20:10] == spellbee2^ [[email protected]] has joined #DVLounge
[20:10] == mode/#DVLounge [+o spellbee2^] by anderj101
[20:10] <RubyRed> You! This time I will kill you for good!
[20:11] <@Mismagius> Haha
[20:11] <Oreo> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[20:11] <JadeGreen> *Kicks RubyRed in the face*
[20:11] <Oreo> KISS KISS KISS
[20:11] * spellbee2 gets the popcorn
[20:11] <RubyRed> *Bocks and Punches Jade in the face*
[20:11] <JadeGreen> Kame
[20:11] <Oreo> why didn't the second one work
[20:12] <JadeGreen> Hame
[20:12] <JadeGreen> HAAA
[20:12] <RubyRed> *Epic lock of red vs green beams*
[20:13] <JadeGreen> You! You're just an impostor! You can't win. *Pushes green laser closer to Ruby*
[20:13] <@Mismagius> Wooo, red and greenasers are awesome
[20:14] <@Mismagius> *lasers
[20:14] <RubyRed> But I just helped a new lucid dreamer in #Luciddreaming. I am more powerful than you might realize *Red laser pushes closer to Jade*
[20:14] <JadeGreen> *Energy ball forms in the middle and approaches critical mass and explodes*
[20:15] <@spellbee2> ooooh, this is getting good
[20:15] <RubyRed> *Both combatants fly backwards and tumble across the ground*
[20:16] <JadeGreen> *Dazed but uninured they charge in and exchange a rapid series of punches and kicks, all of wich were blocked or dodged*
[20:16] <RubyRed> *Rubyred grabs jade and throws him across the arena.*
[20:17] <JadeGreen> *Jade sticks the landing and runs in. He kicks ruby in the stomach and sends him flying back*
[20:17] <RubyRed> *Ruby gets up and starts running in*
[20:17] <JadeGreen> *Jade notices that he is barefoot*
[20:17] * Mismagius watches on the edg of the seat
[20:17] <RubyRed> *Because he can use a seismic sense like Toph from avatar*
[20:18] <JadeGreen> *But can he sense the lego peice that I planted in his path*
[20:18] <@Mismagius> Lol
[20:18] <RubyRed> NOOO!!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!! IT HURTS SO BAD. )-;
[20:19] <RubyRed> *explodes*
[20:19] == RubyRed [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[20:19] <JadeGreen> Yes. he is gone.
[20:19] <JadeGreen> But he will be back.
[20:19] <JadeGreen> One day.
[20:19] <@Mismagius> Wooo!
[20:20] <@Mismagius> The true winner prevails!
[20:21] <JadeGreen> Beware of all my other enemies though: JetBlack, AmethystPurple, SapphireBlue, GarnetOrange, QuartzWhite are all bad, bad people

18:15] <KestrelKat> kids cry over the weirdest things sometimes
[18:15] <JadeGreen> you wanna know a funny store
[18:15] <JadeGreen> story
[18:15] <DawnEye11> Wow, it must have been hard for you
[18:16] <JadeGreen> when I was a kid my dad said that he was going to ground me if I did *a bad thing* agian.
[18:16] <DawnEye11> Hopefully things are calmer this coming monday
[18:17] <JadeGreen> I thought that when a kid got grounded it meant they got ground up in like a meat grinder. I got so scared and stated crying.
[18:17] <DawnEye11> hahaha
[18:17] <JadeGreen> And my dad was like wtfudge
[18:17] <TheScareCake> wow
[18:17] <KestrelKat> lol wow
[18:17] <JadeGreen> So just know that there are a wide range of absurd reasons for little kids to start crying.
[18:17] <KestrelKat> hahha
[18:18] <DawnEye11> I can't believe you thought your dad would grind you
[18:18] <KestrelKat> Oh yes I definitely know that XD I cried over stupid things when I was a kid, too
[18:18] <JadeGreen> lol. He can be grumpy sometimes but he would never put me in a meat grinder.
[18:18] <KestrelKat> LOL OMG Dawn... that sentence is one word away from being soooo inapropriate
[18:19] <JadeGreen> *rereads dawn's sentance* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[18:19] <DawnEye11> haha XD what word am i missing
[18:19] <DawnEye11> ?
[18:20] <KestrelKat> it involves the word grind
[18:20] <DawnEye11> X3 hmmm?
[18:20] <DawnEye11> the word i'm missing is?
[18:20] <KestrelKat> on
[18:20] <DawnEye11> nvm
[18:21] <DawnEye11> XD oh, i see
[18:21] <JadeGreen> .___________________.
[18:21] <DawnEye11> That would be even more disturbing
[18:21] <KestrelKat> that would have been a great typo/freudian slip if you'd written that lolol
[18:21] <KestrelKat> exactly lol
[18:21] <DawnEye11> haha I guess it would
[18:22] == Chimpertainment|BRB has changed nick to Chimpertainment
[18:22] <DawnEye11> You guys and your negative minds - w -
[18:22] * DawnEye11 slaps JadeGreen around a bit with a large fishbot
[18:22] * DawnEye11 slaps KestrelKat around a bit with a large fishbot
[18:22] <DawnEye11> ^^
[18:23] <JadeGreen> *Jadegreen hits Dawn in the stomach.
[18:23] <DawnEye11> Owo
[18:23] <KestrelKat> my mind isn't in the gutter. It IS a gutter
[18:23] <DawnEye11> *gasp
[18:23] <JadeGreen> lol haven't heard that one before.

Those are very very long to be quotes

[23:38:50] <PKJacker> The only intelligent people in my dreams would be mean to me, so that's why I'm guessing they're going to be a dick
[23:38:55] <PKJacker> And I might kill them

Forgot I had this one laying around in a word document on my desktop for awhile.

[11:45] <JadeGreen> brb gotta practice my waterbending
[11:46] <@spellbee2^> Lol okay
[11:46] <@spellbee2^> Is that a fancy way of saying you're going to pee?
[11:47] <JadeGreen> yes it is
[11:47] <@spellbee2^> Because if it isn't, I'm gonna start using it like it is anyway
[11:47] <@Mismagius> lol
[11:47] <@spellbee2^> Sometimes I practice my firebending after I eat too much Mexican food
[11:48] <@spellbee2^> And some airbending too, if there were a lot of beans
[11:49] <JadeGreen> you should see me after I eat the greasy pizza they have at my college
[11:49] <JadeGreen> I become the Avatar,
[11:50] <@spellbee2^> Lol, yeah I feel you
[11:51] == TruthTaco [[email protected]] has quit [Client closed the connection]
[11:51] <@spellbee2^> The pizza at my college has its own 30 minute guarantee
[11:51] <@spellbee2^> In 30 minutes or less, you'll be sitting on the toilet
[11:51] <JadeGreen> what that you will see it agian in under 30 mins
[11:51] <JadeGreen> lol

[23:02] <PKJacker> I think you're putting too much consideration into this, I just left my gender black
[23:02] <@OpheliaBlue> LOL
[23:02] <PKJacker> Blank
[23:02] <PKJacker> ....

PK is on fire today

[17:37] <PKJacker> I grew up on the internet, politics, fucking mother's, and strange porn
[17:37] <PKJacker> LOL I phrased that wrong

[23:11] <gab^> supper annoying, sorry
[23:11] <OpheliaBlue> your supper is annoying?
[23:11] <OpheliaBlue>
[23:11] <OpheliaBlue> BAD supper
[23:11] <gab^> haha ok
[23:11] <OpheliaBlue> naughty food
[23:11] <gab^> girl loves her double dd's
[23:12] <OpheliaBlue> HAHA

[13:06] <@spellbee2> Ew, I wore black socks today, and now there's black lint all over my feet
[13:07] <Miau> and suddenly the anxiety is back
[13:07] <Miau> yay
[13:07] <Miau> also ew
[13:07] <@spellbee2> I wonder why white socks don't do that
[13:07] <@spellbee2> Or maybe they do and I just can't see it
[13:07] <@spellbee2> There's a racist joke here somewhere, feel free to find it...
[13:07] Join: Mannelig [266C1D.EE4CED.64EDBA.A4021A]
[13:07] <Miau> Hello Mannelig
[13:08] <Miau> and maeni
[13:08] <Miau> r u der
[13:08] <@spellbee2> Meanwhile, I'll be washing my ferry
[13:08] <@spellbee2> Feet
[13:08] <Miau> FERRY
[13:08] <Mannelig> Hi
[13:08] <Miau> FUCKING FERRY
[13:08] <@spellbee2> Thanks autocorrect
[13:08] <Miau> How are you Mannelig
[13:08] <@spellbee2> And that's one for the chat quotes thread...
[13:08] <Miau> true

Originally Posted by spellbee2

[13:07] <@spellbee2> There's a racist joke here somewhere, feel free to find it...

I'm offensive, and I find that black.

[14:22] <GDreamer> girls made fun of me because I had manboobs
[14:22] <GDreamer> and I was fat
[14:22] <GDreamer> It was fucking horrible
[14:22] <JadeGreen> But it wasn't body fat because it was like solid.
[14:22] <GDreamer> To be honest I still have my XXXX Sized nipples
[14:22] <ParadoxOwl> wait wat
[14:22] <ParadoxOwl> nipples
[14:22] <GDreamer> Yeah
[14:22] <ParadoxOwl> interesting
[14:23] <GDreamer> dem' niplles are bigger than your future bro'
[14:23] <ParadoxOwl> : O
[14:23] <JadeGreen> lol
[14:23] <GDreamer> I feel a little bit black today , but I'm from the balkans
[14:23] <GDreamer> xd
[14:23] <ParadoxOwl> hah
[14:23] == Oreo^ [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: KVIrc 4.0.4 Insomnia http://www.kvirc.net/]
[14:23] <GDreamer> I start to feel that I have distinct personality disorder ,because sometimes , mood just change with my talking style
[14:23] <JadeGreen> wow we even drove off oreo
[14:23] <GDreamer> LOL
[14:23] <GDreamer> He can't handle my nipples
[14:24] <GDreamer> Lets go to DV
[14:24] <JadeGreen> ok can I put this on funny chat moments first


[14:31] == Oreo [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[14:31] <JadeGreen> oh look whois back
[14:31] <GDreamer> Oh
[14:31] <GDreamer> Oreo
[14:31] <GDreamer> Maybe he can handle my nipples nwo
[14:31] <GDreamer> xd
[14:31] <JadeGreen> hahahaha lol
[14:31] <Oreo> my cat closed kvirc
[14:31] <GDreamer> Nipples New World Order
[14:31] <GDreamer> Oh
[14:31] <GDreamer> so its your cat that can't handle my nipples
[14:32] <JadeGreen> I arealdy posted taht on funny chat moments...
[14:32] <JadeGreen> wait this makes it even better.

Talking to myself in a slow time... in German.


[16:02] <KestrelKat> sup homies
[16:03] <KestrelKat> gibt's keine Homies?
[16:05] <KestrelKat> gibt's keine MENSCHEN??
[16:07] <KestrelKat> ich muss mit mir selbst sprechen
[16:07] <KestrelKat> also wie geht's Kestrel?
[16:07] <KestrelKat> Ah, geht's gut! Und dir?
[16:08] <KestrelKat> Auch gut.
[16:08] <KestrelKat> Ah, gut.
[16:08] <KestrelKat> was machts du heate?
[16:09] <KestrelKat> nicht viele. Ich muss morgen lehren, also ich muss die klasse bereit machen.
[16:09] <KestrelKat> Ach sooooo.
[16:10] <KestrelKat> Was für eine überaschung, das mache ICH auch!!
[16:10] <KestrelKat> WASSSSSSS
[16:10] <KestrelKat> ICH WEISSSSSSS
[16:10] <KestrelKat> mein Gott
[16:10] <KestrelKat> ja
[16:11] <KestrelKat> I guess 4 o'clock is a slow time...

I don't think it counts if you talk to yourself. Even though i'm the one who fought the battle with RubyRed, so maybe I shouldn't throw stones in my glass house.

I just found it amusing and thought others might is all owo

Who's RubyRed?
Is that like your alter-ego?

I had a nickname in chat. I then forgot I had the IRC open and opened another one where I didn't have my nick. This gave me two usernames, as if I were two people. Roll up this thread a bit and you will see our epic battle.

Originally Posted by JadeGreen

I had a nickname in chat. I then forgot I had the IRC open and opened another one where I didn't have my nick. This gave me two usernames, as if I were two people. Roll up this thread a bit and you will see our epic battle.

That, mixed with a little Alex name-changing magic.

But anyway, back on topic.

From 4/10/15
[20:48:31] <Miau> It's hard being in a cat with a car
[20:48:40] <Miau> reverse those words...
[20:48:41] <Miau> In a car with a cat
[20:48:45] <@Mismagius> loool

EDIT: Found this gem as well.
From 4/9/15
[21:49] <emily2119> bessy is gab :O
[21:50] <@Bessy> wut?
[21:50] <@Bessy> holy!
[21:51] <@Bessy> yeah, I'm one of the animals in ophelia's harem
[21:51] <@Bessy> *herd
[21:51] <@Bessy> damn autocorrect
[21:52] <patches> freudian slip?
[21:58] <@spellbee2> Pffffff
[21:58] <@spellbee2> Chat quotes
[21:58] <@spellbee2> Typo of the year, calling it now

[21:55:29] <DawnEye11> it feels like im in a bo bo bo bo world where random stuff just keep happening

And that's our slogan!

[21:04] * gaea gives gaea water *
[21:04] <+gaea> thanks gaea
[21:04] <+gaea> #foreveraloene

Q . Q