Thread: DV Chat Quotes

Originally Posted by Akono

[16:56] <Tarsier> "oh this is our new chat, its a piece of shit but you can download an extra program to make it look a bit better"
[16:56] <Tarsier> this is garbge
[16:57] <Taosaur> it can also handle 17 users without crashing to a halt, Tars
[16:57] <Tarsier> this is fucking retarded
[16:57] <Tarsier> im sorry
[16:57] <Taosaur> or 35
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quoted for truth.

slayer: I took a pikachu in the shower.

Awesome.

01:19 Forsaken: laziness should be recognized as a dissability
01:19 MOOSE: Your face should be recognized as a disability.
01:20 Mark75: snap
01:20 MOOSE: zing

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[11:58] <WurstBot> kim, you are looking sexy today
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[11:59] <@Akono> lol

Honestly, can somebody kill Wurstbot? It's scaring off a lot of people.

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[05:33] <@Mark75> WRECKED NERD
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<Snowboy> lol a bird flew into a window at my house xD
[17:33] <@slash112> rofl
[17:33] <goldenaxel321> SAVE IT
[17:33] <Snowboy> we did
[17:33] <@Alex> eat it.
[17:33] <Snowboy> its in a box
[17:33] <Snowboy> somewhere outside
[17:33] <goldenaxel321> D'aw
[17:33] <Snowboy> wtf alex?
[17:33] <@Alex> tastes delicious.
[17:33] <goldenaxel321> KFC it.
[17:34] <@Alex> Colonel it.
[17:34] <Snowboy> its a baby bird of some kind
[17:34] <Snowboy> it can fly
[17:34] <Snowboy> but it is still recovering
[17:34] <@Alex> excellent, they taste the best
[17:34] <MatteBinLaden> haha
[17:34] <goldenaxel321> No way.
[17:34] <Snowboy> -_-
[17:34] <goldenaxel321> yOu'd never get the colonels secret recipie.
[17:34] <MatteBinLaden> train it
[17:34] <goldenaxel321> Train it to find BinLaden
[17:34] <MatteBinLaden> to become like a falcon, or perhaps a rooster
[17:34] <MatteBinLaden> and have cockfights!
[17:35] <MatteBinLaden> earn big $

That is messed up...

Lol, some more of the conversation.

[17:35] <Snowboy> its a tiny bird, though
[17:35] <Snowboy> i was barely able to see it outside
[17:35] <MatteBinLaden> you know how to feed those right?
[17:35] <MatteBinLaden> u gotta eat worm, and puke it up in your mouth
[17:35] <goldenaxel321> Chew the worms yourself
[17:36] <goldenaxel321> See?
[17:36] <MatteBinLaden> train him to attack
[17:36] <Snowboy> dude, it can fly
[17:36] <goldenaxel321> Then let him teach you how to fly.
[17:36] <MatteBinLaden> then teach him how to read
[17:36] <goldenaxel321> Then it's off to college.
[17:37] <MatteBinLaden> yeah
[17:37] <MatteBinLaden> might have a hard time... but he'll pull through
[17:37] <MatteBinLaden> as long as you believe in him
[17:37] <MatteBinLaden> and support him
[17:37] <Snowboy> loool

lol Snowboy. Good times.

[22:57] <mascot> !quote
[22:57] <SlashBot> Random Quote:
[22:57] <SlashBot> [03:19] <ninjabot> A Mnemonic Initiated LD is where you use a mnemonic device to remember to do a reality check
[22:57] <ninjabot> I am I am sorry, what did u want to know about LDinging?
[22:57] <+no-Name> fffffffffff
[22:57] <+no-Name> fucking bots
[22:57] <&Forsaken> LOL!!!
[22:57] <mascot> everything
[22:57] <&Forsaken> that was awesome

Lulian and Snowboys quotes were the funniest in my opinion. (But I only read two pages then skipped here to the last one to comment on how hilarious they were)

No i take that back there are Lots of funny ones.

Originally Posted by SilverDreams

Lulian and Snowboys quotes were the funniest in my opinion. (But I only read two pages then skipped here to the last one to comment on how hilarious they were)

Lol thanks!

[13:56] <Silverdreams> I like pie

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[13:57] <+Spartiate> who doesn't
[13:57] <+Spartiate> except probably asians
[13:57] <+Spartiate> they probably ruin their pie by putting squid or something in them
[13:58] <+TheUnknown> hm 4chan's bday today
[13:58] <+Spartiate> eww
[13:59] <+no-Name> 8 years ago it was illegal for two dudes to bone
[13:59] <+Spartiate> what
[13:59] <+Spartiate> where
[13:59] <+no-Name> in texas
[13:59] <+no-Name> ):
[13:59] <+no-Name> sadface
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[14:00] <+Spartiate> it's been legal here for 41 years
[14:01] <dakotahnok> what has?

[6:41pm] Akono: !quote
[6:41pm] Akono: !quote
[6:41pm] Heavy^Sleeper: now tell us an idea, or else
[6:41pm] SlashBot: Random Quote:
[6:41pm] SlashBot: [15:43] <MarTango>
[6:41pm] SlashBot: Random Quote:
[6:41pm] SlashBot: [11:17] <MarTango>
[6:42pm] Akono: what the fuck

that's incredibly unfortunate

[16:17] <SlashBot> ninjabot, fuck you
[16:17] <ninjabot> ewwww

Spoiler for lol random............:

<Moose> sry mark wont happen again lol ^.^;;;;;;;;
@Mark75 cries
<Moose> i want that wepon!!!! omg x3!
<@Mark75> epic…………………..
<Moose> i luv planting flowrs its so relaxin u noe?? like i just 4get all my troubls in the world those flowers give me mind calaritey I LUV FLOWERZ GARDNING 4EVAAA!!!! lol……… dat was randum…………. ^^;
<@Mark75> moo penguinpankakes xD
<Moose> lolol penguines go moo XDD
<Moose> mark u r so funni
<Moose> i am liek cryin rite now stop !!!
<@Mark75> looooollllllll thx u 2
<@Mark75> loollllllroflamo sryy ^ - ^;;
<@Mark75> the lmaolimmo
<@Mark75> dont 4get to tip the drivr looool
<Moose> o em gee my tea is comin outta my nose wat do i do?!!?! it burns xDD
<@Mark75> i duno i drive the lmaolimo not the lollertruck
<@Mark75> which xtinguishez lolz
<Moose> wat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<@Mark75> idk…….
<Moose> soooooooooo random
<@Mark75> …loll…………
<@Mark75> ya im werd i no
<Moose> …………….. o__O;;
<@Mark75> like a vempire
<Moose> lol watevr warewolfz all da way
<@Mark75> pffffff
<@Mark75> wofvs sux
<Moose> omg no mark noooo!!!!!!!!
<@Mark75> uh ya
<@Mark75> lol………………
<Moose> mark i will haf 2 bit u when the full mon comes
<Moose> u will see………………..
<@Mark75> lol bad doggy
<Moose> the wolfv way………………..
<Moose> is the only way….. !
<@Mark75> ull get put 2 sleep like my dog wuz…………………lol…………..
<Moose> sry :’((((
<@Mark75> its k
<@Mark75> it wuznt ur falt lol!!!!!!1
<@Mark75> sry i say stupid
<@Mark75> ya we beried him in a box
<Moose> mayb it was mark i am a teen warewolf who noez wut i do when full moon comes in the nite
<@Mark75> then r next dog dug him up liek 2 yrs l8r…….
<Moose> ………. lol
<Moose> sry
<Moose> but lol
<Moose> did he liek try to eet him or sumfin
<@Mark75> ya u think thast bad i who nos what i do evry nite b/c i m alweys a vampeir
<Moose> or pee on him lol!!!!!!
<@Mark75> lolno
<@Mark75> LOL
<@Mark75> he just digh him and make a mes.s…….
<Moose> o.o
<@Mark75> lol
<Moose> mark go liek this <.>
<Moose> soooo hard lol !
<@Mark75> <.<
<@Mark75> whoops lol
<@Mark75> <.>
<Moose> lolol ur doin wrong
<Moose> ya
<Moose> but irl i meen!
<@Mark75> wut
<Moose> omg mark r u doin it im still tryin i cant looool wats dis <.>
<@Mark75> o lol

<@Mark75> I support the poaching of eggs.

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<Moose> Well, she has hair, two eyes, a nose, a mouth.
<@Mark75> Hey, I think I know her.
<Moose> Fortunately, she’s got skin, too.
<@Mark75> Oh, nope.

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<Moose> There’s a skunk outside.
<@Mark75> That’s not irony.
<Moose> It’s truth.
<@Mark75> And the truth
Mark puts on sunglasses
<@Mark75> stinks.
<Moose> YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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<@Mark75> I can say “drow” because I am a dark elf. It’s not racist.

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<@Mark75> your mother is so fat she eats an unusual amount of meals every day
<@Mark75> your mom is so fat because she plays star craft all day and does not get much exercise

Spoiler for BONUS SKYPE QUOTE:

[3:42:24 AM] Tara: I had a dream that it snowed and I was unbelievably happy.
[3:42:29 AM] Tara: Then I woke up and died
[3:42:56 AM] ♥Mark: Well I guess that’s what they call
[3:43:01 AM] ♥Mark puts on sunglasses
[3:43:04 AM] ♥Mark: The cold truth.
[3:43:21 AM] Tara: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

<Skarr> Why do Wolves travel in packs any way :S
<Skarr> Same goes for snakes

[17:03] <MarTango> .quote
[17:03] <dakunBot> [13:30] MarTango: .quote

It's finally happened ;

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* DreamBot sets mode: +o akono
* +Spartiate hails
* Moose thunderwaves at Uncle
* @Mark75 salutes Akono
* @akono waves at Spartiate
* InvisibleWoman bows
* @akono thunderwaves at Niece
* @akono salutes Mark75
* @akono returns bow

[03:02am] Spartiate: it's like the opposite of google earth
[03:02am] Spartiate: earth*
[03:03am] mattbrox: You spelt eath right the first time
[03:03am] mattbrox: earth*
[03:03am] mattbrox: damn
[03:03am] SmackThePony: lol
[03:03am] akono: he saw that coming
[03:04am] akono: thats what
[03:04am] SmackThePony: it was a preemptive corection
[03:04am] dakunesu: hehe
[03:04am] dakunesu: that was cool

[01:45] <@Akono> watch slashbot quote the fucked up one in a few hours
[01:45] <@Akono> !quote
[01:45] <@Akono> !quote
[01:45] <SlashBot> Random Quote:
[01:45] <Mark75> more like trashbot
[01:45] <SlashBot> [06:34] <Moose> Yes, that too.
[01:45] <SlashBot> Random Quote:
[01:45] <SlashBot> [04:57] <Akono> it's also shitty
[01:45] <Mark75> Quite right, sir.
[01:45] <@Akono> hahaha
[01:45] <@Akono> i love me sometimes


also +1 To the akono love when I enter chat with the night crew. Thunderfriends forever.

I was explaining how Philosopher's avatar looks like two people chatting over a fire.

<Moose> http://i56.tinypic.com/9zyqlk.png
<@Mark75> The marshmallow roasting was a nice touch
<Moose> Thanks.
<@Mark75> I can see how the man shape makes sense
<@Mark75> but the woman is p messed up.
<Moose> Well I'd imagine she's leaned her arm on something.
<Moose> Like I could have drawn a boulder behind her, and her legs are sort of crossed, or under her, or something.
<Moose> she's leaning*
<@Mark75> I think it makes more sense to just say she has a teapot handle.
<Moose> That makes more sense, yes.
<@Mark75> It's representational of how women are tools to be controlled.
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