Psychic Dreamer, Raddish Eater- Suttsman's tales

[suttsman]

God my recall ability is getting better ImaginationTown I dream I took a bus to some city with many cites I would recognize. I begin hopping through the air to many cites, then find my friends. We play some sort of sport (I think it was volleyball for some reason) then we walk back into the city. I eat a Taco from Taco Johns and walk to a bus stop with some more friends. I board the bus and wake up.

[suttsman]

Damn, had wayyyy to much turkey yesterday. TILD (Turkey Induced Lucid Dream) I dreamt I was in some building. It was kind of freaky (again, WAAAAAYYYYY too much Turkey) so I knew I was dreaming. I tried something I have never done in a dream: Stick out my tongue really far. So I did. It latched to a wall, and I was sent speeding into the wall. I died and woke up on impact.

[mark]

Damn, had wayyyy to much turkey yesterday. TILD (Turkey Induced Lucid Dream) I dreamt I was in some building. It was kind of freaky (again, WAAAAAYYYYY too much Turkey) so I knew I was dreaming. I tried something I have never done in a dream: Stick out my tongue really far. So I did. It latched to a wall, and I was sent speeding into the wall. I died and woke up on impact. ha ha ha nice one man! very very funny lol

[suttsman]

Okay, I very stupidly missed lucidity today. Tower Hunt It's hunting season for all you not in the know, so I dream I'm in a bus, going to some place with a wooden table with some people from school. When I am in the bus again, there's a water tower in the distance.. with an orange hunting vest. WTF? And I didn't go lucid!

[mark]

Okay, I very stupidly missed lucidity today. Tower Hunt It's hunting season for all you not in the know, so I dream I'm in a bus, going to some place with a wooden table with some people from school. When I am in the bus again, there's a water tower in the distance.. with an orange hunting vest. WTF? And I didn't go lucid! ha ha mate I know the feeling! sometimes the strangest things can happen but you never even realise its just a dream lol they are funny to read though

[suttsman]

Wow really vivid dreams last night Friendly deathmatch & the afterlife I dreamt me and my friend were trying to kill eachother for some reason. I got a shotgun and started firing. Then he started firing back with a machine gun. We both get in these monster trucks in some city and start chasing eachother with those. We end up in a building. I use the monster truck for cover and fire. I get shot, but I start flying around and stuff. I even see my dead body! Damn! That was cool! Still wonder why me and my friend were trying to kill eachother... South Park Sequel I dreamt that Stan starts spraying water all over the carpet at his house, and then freezes it and skates around and stuff. Huh... Slippery Slide OF DEATH!!! I dreamt I was at some water park going down a tube slide. Before I get firmly on the thing, I slip down the slide dangerously. I am flung about frequently and when I reach the bottom, I am pulled down some stream towards a waterfall. I jump off the raft thingy about 20 feet into the air and grab a bar (g to make it a palindrome!) then I swing off of it and fall into the water and wake up.

[suttsman]

South Park 3: Kyle vs. Token I dreamt that Token and Kyle were on a ship, fighting for some reason. My vision turns to Token's vision and I (Token) ran around the ship really really fast to kick Kyle superfastly. I did, so he was knocked onto a wobbly platform, and I stepped on a platform too. I was kicked off, so I (Token) fell to the ground below. My vision shifted again to third person and Token and Kyle continued fighting until Cartman stepped in and stopped the madness. (Shoulda been a Dream sign there, Cartman would never do that.) I woke up then. I swear that show has been downloaded into my subconscious.

[mark]

South Park 3: Kyle vs. Token ha ha now that is something I would love to see ha ha ah

[suttsman]

Okay a few today Generic Baseball movie That's what it was. I dreamt I was a shortstop on some baseball team. I remember both hitting a ball to the fences and getting the ball and causing a double play. Cool. Kalahari Works I dreamt I was a worker at the Kalahari, a hotel in Wisconsin Dells that has the world's largest indoor waterpark. (for now...) My "Boss" tells me to do something. I decide not to and watch a big screen TV that has South Park on. I finally decide to stop slacking, but I forgot what I was doing, so I walked under somewhere, got out an exit, and sat outside on a table and ate sausage and scrambled eggs for breakfast. Mmmm! Yummy!

[bro]

Yay for the baseball movie dream...you were a star..that must have been rather fun. Sutts, man..you gotta stop slacking.. (Though those eggs and sausage sounded fantastic) yes, even if Southpark is on...hehe, it would be fun to work there though...I think I've seen some videos of it.

[suttsman]

Thanks for visiting bro! Got a few for yall today, dream recall is kinda spotty Mutant hunt I dreamt some other stuff that lead to being trapped in a building with some mutant. The building has a lot of weird force fields in it. I was armed with a lazer gun of sorts, and shot at the mutant while it hit me with "seeds" with perfect accuracy. (Sound familiar, anyone?) I finally killed it and walked out the building. Demented house I think it started with a false awakening, then to a baseball field, then my mom got mad about some sports team losing, so we have to lose some books or something. I am very protective of them, so I hide them. While hiding them, I found my DS lite. (Yay) I dash upstairs to the bathroom and *prepare to be shocked* start urinating out the window. I found my bed in my bathroom, so I realized I was dreaming and (since I had to get up sortof early) woke up.

[suttsman]

My recall is spotty... Family Guy House I dreamt that the "H"s that live across my backyard moved away, and the Griffins from Family Guy moved in. We visited and stuff and I woke up.

[suttsman]

YES!!!!! I DID IT! THE ADVANCED LUCID TASK IS COMPLETE!! YAY! Lucid Advanced Task I dreamt I was in the woods near my cabin. Suddenly, a whole bunch of deer start running to the left and right of me. A whole bunch of them. Some as big as cows! Then I realized why they were running. Bears! AAH! I start running, but the gravity (like in many dreams) is very heavy. So I realize that it is a dream. So I try the lucid task. I used the method I used in my last weather-changing escapade (Portal Crapper) and focused on one thing and made the rest pitch white. I cleared away the white to see that it is a snowstorm, just like before. The trees are bare, the temperature dropped, I realized that I did it. I got so excited from that so much that I woke up. YES!

[suttsman]

Hey, a few for yall today. Super awesome cars(cant remember it all) I dreamt that we got a new huge car that we got a trampoline in. Sweet huh? Then, somehow, I get a car that has a huge cannon at one side and has 2 steering wheels on the back and front. I bomb a few cars, and they just turn to dust, including the people in them. BWHAHAHA FHEER ME!!! Family Guy 2: Casino I dreamt that Chris Griffin was at a casino, and he was winning lotsa stuff. He eventually lost it all, but then I get into first person and end the dream. Slippery slide I dreamt that me and my friends are at this waterpark. We go up the line to some slide. My friends go first, and they get flung off a jump into a seperate pool. I am worried since there is a diving board right in front of the end of the slide that I might hit. One of my friends encourages me to go by saying "Come on, Kenny, don't be a wuss!" Kenny? That's my dream name? Cool! I decide to go, despite I might "die". I am rocketed through the slide. I feel like 7 gs and then I'm flung off and die and wake up on impact of the water. (Oh my god! They killed Kenny!)

[suttsman]

Okay a real sweet lucid for yall today. LD Boss battle: Triton My recall up til this point it spotty, but I do remember some of it. Apparently I pissed off Triton, the Greek God of the seas. (Neptune in Roman mythology) He came up as this huge animated pile of water and yelled "KENNY! You have unleashed the wrath of TRITON!". He then took all the land away from earth and turned it to water. I am underwater at this point, so I try breathing. I do, so I know I'm dreaming. I retaliate! I turn the water to Ice and fling it at Triton. He is hit, but he breaks free and summons a huge water jet at me. So I try using fire on it. (Hey, it's a dream, physics don't apply) It didn't work, (So much for dream physics) so I use something more realistic while being bombarded with water: Electricity! I fire it from my hands and it passes through Triton and hurts him BAD. He gets pissed and summons WHALES! OH NOES! So I send some people who just randomly appeared to fight them, while I take Triton. I summon an arm cannon (like Samus's in Metroid) and freeze him. I use this opportunity to blast a missile at him. Then, in slow motion and in Third Person, Triton dies in an explosion that looks like my avatar. I WIN! WOO! I fell like fricking Kratos! You're next, Ares!

[strinky]

Sweet lucid dream. I too want to do exciting things like fight the gods and wield the elements. Also, congratulations on your victory.

[suttsman]

Thanks for visiting! lol Maybe next time I should beat the devil in a fiddle contest! (Or even better, Guitar Hero 3!)

[suttsman]

Okay, I had so many LDs last night it isn't funny. Whale Fighter After my triumph over Triton, some of the fish have to be pissed. I am attacked by a whole bunch of fish and stuff in a lake. I am helped by someone in a boat (Like I need help, I'm a fricking God!) I slow down the pursuing fish by freezing some of the water and wake up. False Awakenings Galore I am dreaming that I am awake. I look in the mirror and it doesn't look anything like me. I realize I'm dreaming and try manipulating the reflection... by TAKING MY REFLECTIONS HEAD OFF AND PUT IN HIS HAND! It worked, but I had another false awakening and my relfection looked different again. This repeated like 10 times until I really, truly, woke up. Don't you just hate those?

[suttsman]

I am barely typing this, I have the flu right now. Mission R-RT(Rendevous-Road Trip!) I dreamt that my friends had all been sent to different schools for some reason (Maybe the greek Gods still hate me...) So I summon (jack) a semi and drive around the state/country. I go to all of my friend's new schools, and when I get all of them, I decide to go on a road trip to Florida. I wake up before then, though...

[suttsman]

Still feel ill, but not sure it's the flu anymore (from a day ago) Olympian Office I dreamt I was placed in this library-like office. There were some Greek Gods in there. I I.D.'d one as Zeus, and I think I saw Perseus (dude who killed Medusa) and/or Hercules (Zeus's kid) in there too. I walked up to this giant scroll where Zeus wrote some stuff with a giant pen, I didn't pay attention, but I think it had to do with me taking Triton's place as God of Water. I signed with the giant pen that Zeus handed me, and I guess I'm an official member of Mount Olympus! Yay! Repetitive Launch I had the same dream over and over, besides ^ that one. I went through some mall-like building through some obstacles I just passed by. I went into this rocket capsule with some other DC (looked kinda like my friend) The launch itself didn't repeat. Sometimes we had to abort and have the Lauch Abort motor fired. Sometimes we lifted up and exploded. Sometimes it was cancelled due to monsters on the field. It was odd.

[bro]

That Olympian dream sounds quite ariginal...never had one quite like that. Interesting though. I used to read a great deal of mythology so I'd like to have one of these. The second one does sound odd...but sounds like it was fun for you, all those- rocket happenings. You've got good recall and some pretty original dreams..keep it up and feel better.

[suttsman]

Sadly, I don't feel any better (explaining why I'm posting while I should be at school) but I do have some interesting dreams. Almost natural lucid act: Boring Meeting I dream I am in a building on "G" road at some meeting. It's really boring and stuff, so I don't pay attention. When I step outside into the dark, I notice that the buildings are jumbled up. I barely acknowledge it and lift my arms and began soaring into the sky. I fly home and wake up. I barely knew I was dreaming! Metroid Prime Hunters I dream that me and some people have to cross to my neighbor's yard. It starts out as that, but it turns into a cavern with rocks and stuff. Then, we get this shiny crystal and become invisible! Sweet! (I can think of a few more dreams where this could come in handy...) Then it turns into the video game Metroid Prime Hunters for some reason. Then, I wake up.

[suttsman]

Okay, my natural lucidness is just plain scaring me. Natural Lucid Act 2: Dirt Telekinesis I dreamt me and a class of people went outside to the middle part of the school (the middle is empty) For some reason, a whole bunch of dirt is flung into the air. It's going to land on me, probably, so I do something completely out of the ordinary: Try to move the dirt away. I try slashing it with my finger. It works! The dirt lands on the roof instead of my head. Weird...

[suttsman]

Sorry, I've just been feeling like shit. (Which I will be doing every 30 minutes if I can't get it outta my system) LD: Animal Style! I started out as dreaming I was going down a waterfall. When I reach the waterfall, it all of a sudden freezes. I take the dream sign and try something new: Transforming! I turn into... a penguin. I slide on my new penguin belly down the icy slide, following a crack in the ice. Whee!!! When I hit the water, I transform into a whale! YAY!! I swim around and find a whole bunch of whales, then I wake up.

[suttsman]

I've been slacking off lately (holidays) so here we go: LD train I dream that me and a few friends were on this train to go to a convention. We walk through the rooms of the train, but then we find out that we can do whatever we want in the train. One of my friendsdecides he can run really fast through the train, another finds out that she can stretch her arms out like 20 feet. Me? I decide to watch a movie similar to 300, but on a screen that archs from the wall to the ceiling, and spears fall out and stuff. When we get to the destination, there is a giant flying machine in the front of the building. I decide to take it for a spin. Whee! I wake up. Recurring I am placed in front of the same flying machine. My friend kindly informs me "Dude, you're dreaming..." But I had a helluva LD before, so I decide "Aw, screw it". Freeldom Rilders I dream that I am driving down a road in a car. There is a huge-ass pileup in the lane next to me, so I swerve out of the way. I remember that I have no license, that pile-ups never happen here, so I turn my car into a motorcycle and zoom away. I run into a cop (bad luck, right?) so I fly away and wake up.