Strangest thing you've seen a DC do in an LD or non-LD? and Worst ways you've missed going Lucid

I'll start it off:

I was playing a bass guitar and it sounded like an electric acoustic. I was playing it to perfection until I remembered that playing a guitar is hard and it sounded horrible after that. Then it transformed into a pistol guitar?:shock::shock::shock:

Beyonce got mad about a picture of her rear in a newspaper

"Just because I go to a film being produced, doesn't mean I'm in the film" and "I don't need this I'm 84 and very stressed why does it always come down to my butt?"

-Beyonce in the dream

I walked past a dog in a LD, it was barking violently at us but I figured "oi, this is a DREAM, MY dream, I can do anything!" so I just looked at the dog and calmly said "sit.". The dog went silent, and sat down on its bum, looking up at me in utter confusion XD

In that same dream I told my friend Pablo to keep reminding me that I was dreaming, so I wouldn't lose lucidity. He didn't care XD But he's got his head in the clouds in real life too, so I'm not surprised. :P

A recurring DC ,who I consider to be something like DG, led me to the 'model/pattern level' and showed me how to change the 'solid reality'. He either reflected or caught differently coloured rays of light and made shapes of them. Then he dissolved the 'firm' models with transparent light and sent the new models into the dissolved ones.

In a dream I had the thought of 'Should I go to bed and become lucid, or stay up and play battlefield 3?' I stayed up and played battlefield -_-

In another me and my friend signed up for a Lucidity Class somewhere up London. That should have been enough to make me realise, apparently not when I wrote down 15th of december on the application, knowing full well that it was the 2nd. I still put the 15th, and waited for that day to come -_-

I dont remember many strange DC occurences, its usually just me being ignorant :cheeky:

Strangest: A 50-meter-tall nude woman once sat on me, trapping me in the small canyon her thighs made. Given the extreme clarity of the dream (all senses running at full steam), this was indeed a very strange moment.

Worst way I've missed going lucid (and this happens a lot): I would sit down with a DC, or group of DC's, and describe LD'ing to them, how to achieve it, what its potentials are, even how to know you're dreaming, without realizing that I'm doing it all in a dream.

Missed a time to be lucid when I was in a book store looking for books related to lucid dreaming...... PHAIL!

Worst way was me walking into somebodies house trying to give myself a bj.. WTF is up with that? How did I not realize

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Originally Posted by n00bf0rlyf3

Worst way was me walking into somebodies house trying to give myself a bj.. WTF is up with that? How did I not realize

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Maybe you do try to often?

That's easy - a lucid where Jesse Pinkman was wearing a yellow bikini top. 'Nuff said.

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Originally Posted by n00bf0rlyf3

Worst way was me walking into somebodies house trying to give myself a bj.. WTF is up with that? How did I not realize

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LOL, dude..

The one where I was on my old school's playground, talking to Simon Pegg, who was called "Paul" in the dream >_< DEAD giveaway, and little me happily goes along with it.