Similar to what I had but I never was the Human Torch. Ahaaa, mebbe I saw you ;]
I can only think of 2 things right now.
1. Sign a contract that would make me someone's dream guide.
2. Summon an ATV and drive it through an airport just to terrorize people.
I met a boy who told me he was sick. I emanated blue energy from my hand until it enveloped his whole body and healed him.
Riding a bike in a large office building like a boss.
Killing a murderer.
Hmm.......
Well I did go to a tanning booth in a lucid one time. :lol: It was funner than it sounds..
Lol
Mario Liability, all we need to do is win all our games.
Viva Balotelli,
Viva Balotelli,
Viva Balotelli,
He tried to be a boss,
But he got sent off VIVA BALOTELLI!!!
Arrivederci :cackle:
ha
I tried to eat a printer then it started to sINK in that it was a bad idea
I learned to fly first by flying backwards, and then doing a barrel roll
I tried to summon an ocarina to play, and instead found in my hand a golden crystal pig, and proceeded to play through it's nose and make notes :D
Leaped from the edge of high alcove near a dam in Maryland, which actually existed (Haverford), from about sixty feet. I remember being able to count to three or four before I hit the water.
I once drank a can of cola. Ah, the taste of it. :)
Shapeshifted into different female supermodels. shapeshifted into different celebs. (Male and female) And teach a classroom of students about lucid dreams.
I would point my hand out and bullets would come out like a mini-gun. I was in a school's courtyard surrounded by my classmates, and I just started firing some bullets from my hand without hitting anybody to watch their reactions.
And one of my goals is to reenact an epic rap battle of history, in which I will play both parts. Most likely Micheal Jackson vs. Elvis Presley
But that ERB was so terrible CaptianCrutch