Post a funny dream control fail you've expierenced

Not sure if this is the right section for this type of thread, but oh well. I'm guessing most of you have had lucid dreams, and most of you have tried to control something within the dream, but failed in a funny way, right? Well... Here's the place to post those incidents. I'll go first, this was in my first LD:

So, I was walking down the street, still amazed about how detailed the dream was, when I saw some kids having a snow ball fight at the end of the street. I got an idea. I bent down, and molded a snow ball out of the snow, then I tried to exert some dream control over the snow ball and throw it with telekinesis. Wasn't happening. I tried several more times, with the same results. So, I look back up at the kids, and guess what they are doing? No, no take a guess... They were having a snowball fight... Using telekinesis. My dream had trolled me.

Later in the dream, I decided I would try to fly, so I put my fist in the air, and yelled "up up and away" while jumping up and down. When I failed, and landed the last jump, I found my self in an airport. My dream trolled me. Again.

I'd flown many times. I was in a classroom and took to the air. I got ready to pass through the ceiling as I'd done many times but something else happened: I must have been indestructible or something because instead of passing through the ceiling the roof collapsed followed by the walls of the classroom and I ended up sitting in a crumpled mess of bricks wondering what on earth happened :lol:

I was in a recurrent building and wanted to teleport to a different place using the door idea. Then, wherever I found a door, it led me to a room filled with junk. It was really annoying because of I tried a lot of doors until I ended on the roof of this building..

I remember when I first heard of the task of the month. Was the only month I tried, and I failed miserably. The task was doing trick or treat in the neighborhood so I became lucid, changed some clothes and thought "dream control is sharp, let's go complete the task now!". I left home and as I prepare to go the next door and complete the so long-awaited task, I decided to fly JUST a bit. Oh well, it was a disaster, the sky suddenly turned dark and a violent gust of wind lifted me and wouldn't let me land. The more I tried to calm the furious force, the higher I'd fly. I ended up waking myself up and try not to get too annoyed by failing the task just in the last moments.

I really should get those wings someday 0o

The first time I had a vivid lucid dream I felt like I was going to wake up. So I tried spinning and falling over. But I just fell to the ground and I felt the pain. I felt like an idiot. It did keep me lucid for a little while though. Another time I was just into a WILD. All I could see was static like a broken tv. I tried shouting and talking but instead of hearing my voice I saw subtitled pop up at the bottom of the static. It was pretty funny.

Last night I had a lucid, I was in some classroom and decided I wanted to jump out the window and fly around. So I ran and superman dived into the window, hit my head on the window and fell on my ass. Extreme fail haha

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Ehm... A bit too morbid I feel... Heh.

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Originally Posted by zoth00

I remember when I first heard of the task of the month/...

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Goddamned beanstalk!! I tried more than 3 times an I wasn't able to get anywhere!!

haha Ive also ran and tried to jump through a window in one lucid. (which I can normally always do :p) And ya I faceplanted and collapsed to the floor and my mom came running around the corner yelling what the hell was that?!?! so I just ran out the door and flew away :p

I once tried to make a guy appear who I liked and he turned into my dad....might be something Freudian going on there.