chain them to a rock and have birds peck out their liver
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chain them to a rock and have birds peck out their liver
if you want to kill them with alot of pain dismember them :evil: (i didnt do this but my brother is a lucid expert he have done it before)
hmmm this thread gets more disturbing by the post
Cut them in half with a laser
sucking their energy out, but it guess that's already said...
Oh, the possibilities!
Scalping someone would be funny. Though it wouldn't kill them, you could be creative and, say for instance, choke them with the severed piece of flesh.
What about going back in time and finding the DC's father and then kicking him so hard in the nuts that, well, you know...
speedraping. like a multi-evil gangbang.
Start an epic battle with one Dragon Ball Z style. If you're getting your ass kicked turn Super Sayen. If the fight is still evenly matched, get the DC to kill one of your DC friends and then get angry and become SS2 like Gohan vs Cell and then kick the shit out of him. :) I love DBZ
- Travel to the past and kill their parents before they're born
- Throw them into a pool full of sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads
- Merge with them (don't know if that counts as killing)
- Beat them to death with a pink rubber dildo (possibly even a glow in the dark one)
- Attack them with Chainsaws with tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot lazer beams that explode into chainsaws with tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot lazer beams that explode into chainsaws with tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot lazer beams that explode into chainsaws with tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot lazer beams that explode into chainsaws with Tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot lazer beams that explode into a bunch-o mini pork sandwiches that kick bombs that explode into Chuck Norris on steroids!!!
Wow some thought went into that last post. Im not sure many people could get that level of detail though, hah.
tell em the funniest joke ever
<once one translator saw two words together and was in a coma for a week>
they die laughing...
when i get some experience at LDing (for now if i get one ill probably just try flying) id like to try just looking at one to make him explode lol
Rip out their spleen and force feed it to them "here comes the train" style.
I have only ever killed one DC and that was last night. He was cursed or something and attacked me knowing full well that I was invinsable. This happened at his house which was possesed and the root of his curse. So I disintergrated the man but saved his soul and destroyed the evil on his house to free him. I then restored his body. Oddly, the curse made the man invinsable so I don't know why diintergration worked...
So to summerise: disintergration
By the way, that joke about the funniest joke in the world was a Monty Python sketch in which a killed joke was invented that killed whoever heared it so they translated it to German to use against the Nazi's. Each translator worked on one word.
-Grab their neck and make your hand burn them until they die.
-Repeatedly hurl them against a wall with your mind
-Go all ninja style on them (flying kicks and ninja stars)
-Beat them to death with a dolphin
- Tell them that they don't exist
I would dream up a spiked mace and just whip em with it. Then after all of that too make sure their gone id curb stomp them with some boots with spikes Kapow ahah. OR I would run up a wall do a back flip pull my matrix weapons and slow mo kill them hahhahaha IM EVIL jk lol
After reading Spy vs Spy (A great source for ideas for killing DCs :D ) I've decided that when I have good control over my LDs, I'm gonna put a DC in a plane and make him skydive out of it, then i'll make a missile come out of my finger and it will fire at the DC! :laughhard:
I recall in my most recent lucid dream (and my only one in years) I killed Magneto by touching him and using my touch-instant-kill power. He threw a lot of metal at me, but I touch-instant-killed that too. :?
in my first and only lucid dream i pondered this as well. After i flew, i decided to kill a DC(as i've never killed a man b4 obviously). What i did was, picked him up, split the atoms in his body, and turned him into a nuclear bomb. Obviously it wasn't scientifically possible, but it was one damn cool sight. The only problem is after i saw all smoke/flames i woke up immediately. I ended my first and so far only lucid dream =(
ive always wanted to try to dominate one DC's mind and force it to kill another DC too, but never had a chance.
Awh.. This is the point where I want to post pictures. :(
Okay, I got one. Skin their face, wear it as a mask, and watch them die. Easy, fun, and educational. You get to kill someone, and get to see an Anatomy.
Eligos :bump:
how about you take a few DC's and dump them in a big tank with a couple great white sharks.ha